Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
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_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
"Oh, really? Intresting..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
"Oh, really? Intresting..."
“Many years before.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-She Don’t wanna be anybody else, she’s a woman in total control of herself-_
_-certified Villainous Kitty Queen-_ _-somewhere in the gray area between an eldritch horror and a Disney Villain-_ _-Duchess of Dark Fey Vibes-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
“I’m still mad at him for that. But he wanted the best for me.”
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
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“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
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"The name's Kiwi."
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“Like… the fruit?”
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"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
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“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
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"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
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“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
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“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
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“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
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"Oh, really? Intresting..."
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“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
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“Many years before.”
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“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
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“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*CUT WITH NANER*
"Hm... I..."
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
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“Y’all right?”
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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“I’m still mad at him for that. But he wanted the best for me.”
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They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
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