Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*ALRIGHT OKAY IT TOOK LIKE FOUR HOURS BUT I MADE A CHARACTER*
*How?*
*Well, I had to bonk my brain on a wall multiple times to make sure I focused, because I was uninspired, so it took a while, BUT I DID IT*
*WOW*
*YES. IT'S DAYS LIKE THESE I WISH I COULD STEAL SOMEOONE ELSE'S BRAIN FOR A COUPLE INUTES.*
*brains taste yummy.*
*Indeed.*
*RP?*
*Ya!*
*You can intro!*
*Okie!*0
A sad looking elf walks into the Tavern, wearing a dark green cloak with chipped gold highlights and pins.
They walk up to a table, and sit down dejectedly.
(Took like a minute trying to spell 'cloak')
Desto sits down next to the elf. “Why the sad face?”
"Ah. Hello, there."
They speak with abrittish accent.
“Hey! Hi! Hello! I’m Desto.”
"The name's Kiwi."
“Like… the fruit?”
"Actually, no. I was born before the fruit was named."
“I wish I could say the same. I was born a few years after.”
"I was born a few centuries before."
*Assuming that the Kiwi was still named 65 years before the present day in the LRI timeline, as it was named in 1959, so yeah.*
“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
"Oh, really? Intresting..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
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This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
Edith scowls. “Well, Y’know what, I do, and I have a good (1GP)ing reason for it.” the star of her wand lights on fire. She frowns and extinguishes the flame, calming down slightly.
“Oh-oh, sorry.”
She sighs. “Gods, I need a drink…” she hops down from the grave, waving her wand in the air and in a crack of Thunder, it begins to rain. She then summons an umbrella. “Thought I’d set the mood for the conversation.”
“I used to be blue to do that.” He says sadly. “God of storms and daylight.”
“Mm. Ya miss being able to do that, hon?” bored, she waves her wand again, forcing lightning to strike a nearby tree, lighting it on fire. She then swishes her wand the opposite direction, putting out the fire in an instant.
“Yes.” He responds. “You don’t need to make me jealous.”
She frowns. “Not trying to-… why’d you forsake your godhood in the first place, then?”
“Because my husband did, and I wanted to reunite with him…”
“Ah, good Ol’ peer pressure. Where’s your husband now?”
“It wasn’t peer pressure! He asked me not to! But my stupid heart did and now it’s irreversible. And… he’s dead. Died a few years ago.”
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
“I’m still mad at him for that. But he wanted the best for me.”
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If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
*Ah.*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
“Y’all right?”
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
“Good!”
"Anyways..."
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
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“Ah… wait, wait, wait, actually before.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Yeah, that happens when you make yourself mortal, sweets.-… and why’d he do it?”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"Oh, really? Intresting..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“He was tired. Tired of being a god. He wanted to settle down to live a mortal life.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Many years before.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“Uh-huh. Without his husband.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*CUT WITH NANER*
"Hm... I..."
They suddenly stop talking, looking down at the table.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Y’all right?”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“I’m still mad at him for that. But he wanted the best for me.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
They stay silent for a bit longer, before speaking up.
"... Yes. I am alright."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
*cut with Banan*
*also I’m sorry but I can’t help Edith being brutal*
”honey-…” she blinks. “That’s called a divorce.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
*Ah.*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
“Good!”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“…Get out.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
"Anyways..."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
She holds her hands up. “I’m just saying- that’s sort of what it looks like to me.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
He takes a deep breath in. “It was a selfish move. But it was not a divorce.”
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“What? Anyways what?” He looks excited.
If I’m being annoying, tell me to shut up. Seriously. Just say “Bananer shut up.” And I will. For a few seconds!
Don’t listen to the folks down at Adohands. It’s good for me to overwork myself.
Professional idiot! Trans! Pansexual pancake!
Extended Signature!
“-He tried to abandon you. He specifically told you not to follow suit and become mortal. he was tired of immortal life-… with you.”
This is TheFriendlyArchfey’s Alternate Account! “Your Dream Girl’s Dream Girl, Your Favorite Artist’s Favorite Artist.”
_-If You Want Perfection, Take a Sip and Drink It In! Kill Your Old Complexion, Welcome to Your Brand New Skin!-_
_-The, ‘Who,’ When You Call, ‘Who’s There,’-_ _-Dreamer of Dark Days and Darker Nights-_ _-Prince of the Pumpkin Patch-_
“I believe the greatest act of rebellion in this world is staying soft.”
"I... uh... What's a good topic to change this conversation to...?"
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.