He frowns slightly, more confused than disappointed. "Dang. I have to eat like, five pounds of fresh meat a day. Like, real fresh. Hot-off-the-bone fresh. It was a lot easier during the war, but now I mostly eat at the abattoir. They let me drink the blood if I work there for half wage, and that works."
He reaches out a soft, clawless paw and gently touches the guy's face. "What's your name, by the way?"
"Oh, uh..." The guy trails off, gently running a hand along his other arm. "Don't really have one. Lot of names other people've given me. Been called a lot of things. I'm not really in love with any of their monikers, so I've just stayed away from the topic."
He scratches a small patch of fuzz growing on his chin. "Hey, what if I became your family and you gave me a name?" he asks. "We're both missing something, and we could give it to the other."
The little guy nods and smiles. "How about Bimothy? Bim for short."
"Bim." The man's voice crackles with delight. "But what about my puppet? Should he have a name?"
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
Karl, the kitten, is standing in the middle of the tavern, but seemingly nobody there will touch them at all
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
Karl, the kitten, is standing in the middle of the tavern, but seemingly nobody there will touch them at all
A brass dragonborn wearing half plate and with a scimitar at its side walks up to the cat, pats it twice on the head, and begins walking away.
The cat hisses at them, saying "WHY"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Bim." The man's voice crackles with delight. "But what about my puppet? Should he have a name?"
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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"Wumbozauce." He says confidently. "Wumbo for short."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Why is this on the second page?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Huh?*
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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"Wumbo." The puppet looks----as best as it can----at itself. "I---he---likes it. Could I buy you a drink?"
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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"I'd love that!" He does a little jig on his chair. "Bim, Wumbo, and Struuby! Whether for an hour or an eternity, we are cousins!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Cousins!" the puppet roars, and the man drops it somewhat awkwardly. Shrugging, he picks it back up: "The heaviest drink you have, bartender!"
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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The result is a massive cocktail. Struuby sips it tentatively. "Waow... that's a strong boi."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Karl, the kitten, is standing in the middle of the tavern, but seemingly nobody there will touch them at all
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A brass dragonborn wearing half plate and with a scimitar at its side walks up to the cat, pats it twice on the head, and begins walking away.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
A red panda is curled up on the sidewalk, eating something. They have what looks like a phone nearby? But why would a red panda have a phone?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
The cat hisses at them, saying "WHY"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
“Oh dear…uhhh…because you looked like you needed a pat!?”
His hand edges toward his sword.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*haberdasheries*
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"Where've you been lately, cousin? I haven't seen you around town."
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
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"They froze me and put me on a meat hook. It was juss'a prank, I think. They took me down after a couple days."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels