A little strugel with big glasses and an apron is laying on his back, arms and legs spread like a starfish, on the porch of the tavern. He seems very content with his chubby self.
A little strugel with big glasses and an apron is laying on his back, arms and legs spread like a starfish, on the porch of the tavern. He seems very content with his chubby self.
A largish man walks towards then, saying "Hello!"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
A little strugel with big glasses and an apron is laying on his back, arms and legs spread like a starfish, on the porch of the tavern. He seems very content with his chubby self.
A largish man walks towards then, saying "Hello!"
The furball opens his eyes slightly, then sits up. "Hi!" He tugs on his big, green rubber gloves and jumps to his feet. "You looking for something?"
A little strugel with big glasses and an apron is laying on his back, arms and legs spread like a starfish, on the porch of the tavern. He seems very content with his chubby self.
A largish man walks towards then, saying "Hello!"
The furball opens his eyes slightly, then sits up. "Hi!" He tugs on his big, green rubber gloves and jumps to his feet. "You looking for something?"
"No, unless you count company as something, then yes"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
The furball opens his eyes slightly, then sits up. "Hi!" He tugs on his big, green rubber gloves and jumps to his feet. "You looking for something?"
"No, unless you count company as something, then yes"
"Lonely? Don't worry, so am I." He pulls out a little notepad. "What are your interests? Like, whatever comes to mind."
"Um, food, living my life being helpful to society? not ever fighting monsters?"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Lonely? Don't worry, so am I." He pulls out a little notepad. "What are your interests? Like, whatever comes to mind."
"Um, food, living my life being helpful to society? not ever fighting monsters?"
"Those are all pretty good. I got a veggie garden not too far from here." He starts walking, gently taking the largish man's hand as he does so. "Have you had fried spaghetti before?"
"Lonely? Don't worry, so am I." He pulls out a little notepad. "What are your interests? Like, whatever comes to mind."
"Um, food, living my life being helpful to society? not ever fighting monsters?"
"Those are all pretty good. I got a veggie garden not too far from here." He starts walking, gently taking the largish man's hand as he does so. "Have you had fried spaghetti before?"
"I have not, it sounds the most splendid." The man does not react to his hand being taken
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Those are all pretty good. I got a veggie garden not too far from here." He starts walking, gently taking the largish man's hand as he does so. "Have you had fried spaghetti before?"
"I have not, it sounds the most splendid." The man does not react to his hand being taken
He leads the man to a beautiful little garden tucked away in the woods. "Most of this stuff is gonna have bugs on it or be partially eaten. Don't pick those. We have to give back to nature somehow, after all."
"Those are all pretty good. I got a veggie garden not too far from here." He starts walking, gently taking the largish man's hand as he does so. "Have you had fried spaghetti before?"
"I have not, it sounds the most splendid." The man does not react to his hand being taken
He leads the man to a beautiful little garden tucked away in the woods. "Most of this stuff is gonna have bugs on it or be partially eaten. Don't pick those. We have to give back to nature somehow, after all."
"I can live with bugs, and that sorta makes sense."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
He leads the man to a beautiful little garden tucked away in the woods. "Most of this stuff is gonna have bugs on it or be partially eaten. Don't pick those. We have to give back to nature somehow, after all."
"I can live with bugs, and that sorta makes sense."
"These bugs aren't for eating. I'm not qualified for those, so I have them brought from local farms. Er, farm. I'm their biggest customer for those, which is sad. They do have a thriving mushroom business though." He plucks a tomato and examines it. "Ooh, lucky me." He places it in a basket. "Usually the first one is terrible."
He leads the man to a beautiful little garden tucked away in the woods. "Most of this stuff is gonna have bugs on it or be partially eaten. Don't pick those. We have to give back to nature somehow, after all."
"I can live with bugs, and that sorta makes sense."
"These bugs aren't for eating. I'm not qualified for those, so I have them brought from local farms. Er, farm. I'm their biggest customer for those, which is sad. They do have a thriving mushroom business though." He plucks a tomato and examines it. "Ooh, lucky me." He places it in a basket. "Usually the first one is terrible."
"Ah, why is the first one normally terrible? And mushrooms? I love mushrooms, sadly, the Inn doesn't stock them, though."
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"These bugs aren't for eating. I'm not qualified for those, so I have them brought from local farms. Er, farm. I'm their biggest customer for those, which is sad. They do have a thriving mushroom business though." He plucks a tomato and examines it. "Ooh, lucky me." He places it in a basket. "Usually the first one is terrible."
"Ah, why is the first one normally terrible? And mushrooms? I love mushrooms, sadly, the Inn doesn't stock them, though."
"Statistics, brother. And the Inn does have mushrooms, they just reserve them for fancy dishes. Which is stupid. Oh, pick up a basket and find some stuff you like. Forgot to tell you that."
"These bugs aren't for eating. I'm not qualified for those, so I have them brought from local farms. Er, farm. I'm their biggest customer for those, which is sad. They do have a thriving mushroom business though." He plucks a tomato and examines it. "Ooh, lucky me." He places it in a basket. "Usually the first one is terrible."
"Ah, why is the first one normally terrible? And mushrooms? I love mushrooms, sadly, the Inn doesn't stock them, though."
"Statistics, brother. And the Inn does have mushrooms, they just reserve them for fancy dishes. Which is stupid. Oh, pick up a basket and find some stuff you like. Forgot to tell you that."
"Oh, okay! Thank you!"
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her/They. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
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A little strugel with big glasses and an apron is laying on his back, arms and legs spread like a starfish, on the porch of the tavern. He seems very content with his chubby self.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
A largish man walks towards then, saying "Hello!"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
The furball opens his eyes slightly, then sits up. "Hi!" He tugs on his big, green rubber gloves and jumps to his feet. "You looking for something?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"No, unless you count company as something, then yes"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Lonely? Don't worry, so am I." He pulls out a little notepad. "What are your interests? Like, whatever comes to mind."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Um, food, living my life being helpful to society? not ever fighting monsters?"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Those are all pretty good. I got a veggie garden not too far from here." He starts walking, gently taking the largish man's hand as he does so. "Have you had fried spaghetti before?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I have not, it sounds the most splendid." The man does not react to his hand being taken
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
He leads the man to a beautiful little garden tucked away in the woods. "Most of this stuff is gonna have bugs on it or be partially eaten. Don't pick those. We have to give back to nature somehow, after all."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I can live with bugs, and that sorta makes sense."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"These bugs aren't for eating. I'm not qualified for those, so I have them brought from local farms. Er, farm. I'm their biggest customer for those, which is sad. They do have a thriving mushroom business though." He plucks a tomato and examines it. "Ooh, lucky me." He places it in a basket. "Usually the first one is terrible."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Ah, why is the first one normally terrible? And mushrooms? I love mushrooms, sadly, the Inn doesn't stock them, though."
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.
"Statistics, brother. And the Inn does have mushrooms, they just reserve them for fancy dishes. Which is stupid. Oh, pick up a basket and find some stuff you like. Forgot to tell you that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Oh, okay! Thank you!"
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her/They.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Genderfae/Demigirl, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, and Foalin.