Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
"There are no humans in this room"
"Well then i must be chopped liver."
*Isn't Avery a half harpy?*
*Siren. but he's mostly human*
"Full blooded humans"
"Still. I'm pretty sure most people aren't full blooded anymore."
“Not you too!” (|||-|||)
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Deal”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Well then i must be chopped liver."
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
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"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
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Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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*Avery: "what?!?"*
"How about this, after this blows over, we all poledance for each other"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Isn't Avery a half harpy?*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
[[ i thought he was full hooman ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Siren. but he's mostly human*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*he has siren song -w-*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Full blooded humans"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Still. I'm pretty sure most people aren't full blooded anymore."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented