Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
"Tingly, right?"
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
"Probably, but my idea is this." Timber drags a cannon from the closet
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
"Tingly, right?"
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
"Probably, but my idea is this." Timber drags a cannon from the closet
"Ah, a bigger gun. Smart idea, like that worked the last time he was shot." Avery says a bit teasingly, then remembers what happened, "Um.... sorry for bringing that back up"
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
"Tingly, right?"
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
"Probably, but my idea is this." Timber drags a cannon from the closet
"Ah, a bigger gun. Smart idea, like that worked the last time he was shot." Avery says a bit teasingly, then remembers what happened, "Um.... sorry for bringing that back up"
"...it's fine, but it doesn't shoot just Cannon balls, it shoots a giant net as well
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
"Tingly, right?"
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
"Probably, but my idea is this." Timber drags a cannon from the closet
"Ah, a bigger gun. Smart idea, like that worked the last time he was shot." Avery says a bit teasingly, then remembers what happened, "Um.... sorry for bringing that back up"
"...it's fine, but it doesn't shoot just Cannon balls, it shoots a giant net as well
"Probably, but my idea is this." Timber drags a cannon from the closet
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"A what?"
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ah, a bigger gun. Smart idea, like that worked the last time he was shot." Avery says a bit teasingly, then remembers what happened, "Um.... sorry for bringing that back up"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"...it's fine, but it doesn't shoot just Cannon balls, it shoots a giant net as well
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Timber sighs, "but in all seriousness, he probably is going to send assassin's after us"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"i guess that'll help then."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"He can go ahead. I'll take em to Davy Jones myself." Avery says
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"I would rather not, these used to be my mates, remember?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Avery sighs, "And now they're trying to kill us."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*And i'm alone now*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“Channeling is an enchantment, it summons lightning”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Fair enough"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Minecraft?*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*I'm up late, gtg to sleep*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
[[ yesheb ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ bai bai ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Bye! Love y'all, thanks for making my day 100% better*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
[[ it’s no biggie my dude, I love chillin with y’a ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"I can do that normally i guess. But no." He shakes his head
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"So don't think of them like mates anymore. If my captain put a bounty on my head, and sent the crew after me, i wouldn't be in the crew anymore."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND