Before he could finish speaking, Cerberus plays a lullaby on his plant lute, and Ternikus falls asleep.
“I’d rather not talk about it”
Sylvan puts a plate of mystery meat with jelly and jam on front of Cerberus and Achilles.
Achilles pokes the meat with a fork. “What is this?”
"Do you really want to know?"
“For my own safety, I feel like I should..”
"Owlbear. Did you know there is not a SINGLE BEAST IN THE FOREST! calming breaths."
Achilles frowns. “Maybe something drove them away. Or something hunted them all.” He takes a bite of the meat, turning to Cerberus. “I’ve never actually had owlbear before. Have you?”
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
Before he could finish speaking, Cerberus plays a lullaby on his plant lute, and Ternikus falls asleep.
“I’d rather not talk about it”
Sylvan puts a plate of mystery meat with jelly and jam on front of Cerberus and Achilles.
Achilles pokes the meat with a fork. “What is this?”
"Do you really want to know?"
“For my own safety, I feel like I should..”
"Owlbear. Did you know there is not a SINGLE BEAST IN THE FOREST! calming breaths."
Achilles frowns. “Maybe something drove them away. Or something hunted them all.” He takes a bite of the meat, turning to Cerberus. “I’ve never actually had owlbear before. Have you?”
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
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Spawn finds adder and grabs him by the scruff of his collar. "Maniacs like you deserve to be expunged from existence..." His eyes begin to smoke.
Azazel grabs spawn's wrist, smily, "Remove your hands from him, or i'll remove your little girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend." Spawn mutters bitterly. "You're pet has run off his chain. He needs a good beating... He need to learn... He needs to be punished."
"Thats my job to take care of Spawn, not yours. And sorry, i forgot you couldn't keep her soul in tact long enough to ask." He says,
"You're a pathetic excuse of a guardian. You can't undo what he's done. You can't protect everyone from him. You think you can change him but people like this can't change." Spawn grumbles. "Your love for him is blinding you from reality. You live in a narrative where everything is fine and peachy, no matter how terribly Adder acts. And he gets off with a slap on the effing wrist. He's killed people, Azazel. And you're serving him tea and tucking him goodnight."
"Spawn, should i remind you that you've done worse? Which of us is a litteral hellborn again?" Azazel says, "And i honestly don't see whats he's done wrong. Its not like you've had aversity to killing, and neither has any other mortal." He glares, pulling spawn in by his collar, "And i sure as hell don't think this is 'fine and peachy' as you put it. I've got my jobs to do, and you have yours."
Spawn dissipates into shadow but his glowing green eyes can still be seen smoking violently. ""My job is to end punks like him. My job to is bring both punishment and retribution for the dead and those that killed them. You're a demon. You are chaos incarnate- Evil incarnate. I am the closest thing to Heaven the Hells have ever seen. And you're (1GP) at your job. Maybe its time you retire and learn some manners on the side. I don't kill like a mindless rabid animal, I have contracts. Both of you have quite the bounty on your heads and I'd more than happy to take them both... Dead or Alive."
Azazel chuckles, "Oh you are so lucky we're in the tavern, or i'd have no problem dragging you back to hell like a [gp]ing toddler, kicking and screaming."
"No being can hinder my existence- Especially an Abyssal wretch like you." Spawn folds his arms. "You have about as much power over me as you do over Adder, and might I remind you what his murdering spree high score is?"
"Pretty well under mine so far. And i don't have to 'hinder' your existence. I just need to make you wish i could kill you." Azazel smiles warmly, "Because i know what i can do to you."
"Last time we tangoed, I tore off your leg." Spawn seems very confused. Could Azazel truly be speaking the truth or is he just running his mouth like a bratty teenager? Either way, it's getting on the Hellspawn's nerves. "You couldn't do so much as scream in terror... Or pain- your screams all sound the same. Squeamish and immature."
"Last time we tangoed, i wasn't a demon lord. And, you weren't a little [gp]" He replys, "Many things have changed since then." He says, still perfectly calm
Spawn looks unimpressed. "You're still the same magot infested brat I dealt with back then. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you've grown at all. Your status as Demon Lord means nothing if you act like a petulant little child."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if you hadn't touched Adder." Azazel corrects, "I assure you, you don't want me to raise a hand to you."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
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"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
“It’s strange and yet humbling to sit in-front of a descendant of a god.” He smiles slightly. “But at least I can beat you in chess.”
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"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
“It’s strange and yet humbling to sit in-front of a descendant of a god.” He smiles slightly. “But at least I can beat you in chess.”
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
“It’s strange and yet humbling to sit in-front of a descendant of a god.” He smiles slightly. “But at least I can beat you in chess.”
*IT"S PRONOUNCED DRAGONCHESS*
"Technically two gods."
*😽😽😽😽*
Achilles nods and takes out his black broadsword, which he begins to clean with a small rag.
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Yet another cynophpbia alt. I apologize for the inconvenience :) Rock on my dudes.
"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
“It’s strange and yet humbling to sit in-front of a descendant of a god.” He smiles slightly. “But at least I can beat you in chess.”
*IT"S PRONOUNCED DRAGONCHESS*
"Technically two gods."
*😽😽😽😽*
Achilles nods and takes out his black broadsword, which he begins to clean with a small rag.
Sylvan sits down, puts on gloves, than pulls out a silver spear and starts scrubbing it.
Spawn finds adder and grabs him by the scruff of his collar. "Maniacs like you deserve to be expunged from existence..." His eyes begin to smoke.
Azazel grabs spawn's wrist, smily, "Remove your hands from him, or i'll remove your little girlfriend."
"I don't have a girlfriend." Spawn mutters bitterly. "You're pet has run off his chain. He needs a good beating... He need to learn... He needs to be punished."
"Thats my job to take care of Spawn, not yours. And sorry, i forgot you couldn't keep her soul in tact long enough to ask." He says,
"You're a pathetic excuse of a guardian. You can't undo what he's done. You can't protect everyone from him. You think you can change him but people like this can't change." Spawn grumbles. "Your love for him is blinding you from reality. You live in a narrative where everything is fine and peachy, no matter how terribly Adder acts. And he gets off with a slap on the effing wrist. He's killed people, Azazel. And you're serving him tea and tucking him goodnight."
"Spawn, should i remind you that you've done worse? Which of us is a litteral hellborn again?" Azazel says, "And i honestly don't see whats he's done wrong. Its not like you've had aversity to killing, and neither has any other mortal." He glares, pulling spawn in by his collar, "And i sure as hell don't think this is 'fine and peachy' as you put it. I've got my jobs to do, and you have yours."
Spawn dissipates into shadow but his glowing green eyes can still be seen smoking violently. ""My job is to end punks like him. My job to is bring both punishment and retribution for the dead and those that killed them. You're a demon. You are chaos incarnate- Evil incarnate. I am the closest thing to Heaven the Hells have ever seen. And you're (1GP) at your job. Maybe its time you retire and learn some manners on the side. I don't kill like a mindless rabid animal, I have contracts. Both of you have quite the bounty on your heads and I'd more than happy to take them both... Dead or Alive."
Azazel chuckles, "Oh you are so lucky we're in the tavern, or i'd have no problem dragging you back to hell like a [gp]ing toddler, kicking and screaming."
"No being can hinder my existence- Especially an Abyssal wretch like you." Spawn folds his arms. "You have about as much power over me as you do over Adder, and might I remind you what his murdering spree high score is?"
"Pretty well under mine so far. And i don't have to 'hinder' your existence. I just need to make you wish i could kill you." Azazel smiles warmly, "Because i know what i can do to you."
"Last time we tangoed, I tore off your leg." Spawn seems very confused. Could Azazel truly be speaking the truth or is he just running his mouth like a bratty teenager? Either way, it's getting on the Hellspawn's nerves. "You couldn't do so much as scream in terror... Or pain- your screams all sound the same. Squeamish and immature."
"Last time we tangoed, i wasn't a demon lord. And, you weren't a little [gp]" He replys, "Many things have changed since then." He says, still perfectly calm
Spawn looks unimpressed. "You're still the same magot infested brat I dealt with back then. We wouldn't be having this conversation if you've grown at all. Your status as Demon Lord means nothing if you act like a petulant little child."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if you hadn't touched Adder." Azazel corrects, "I assure you, you don't want me to raise a hand to you."
"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
"Ah, you're right. I should have had their family join them so your pitiful [gp] doesn't feel uncomfortable"
*Byeo!*
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Achilles is feeding his hound, Atreus.
Cyno is debating bringing another character in and whether it should be an old one or a new one.
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"Owlbears are supposed to be mounts where I'm from, so no. Besides, eating monstrosity meat is like a sin in some countries, so this would be my first."
Cerberus proceeds to take a bite.
”Owlbear mounts? Your country is very interesting.” He took a small bite of the meat. “It’s not bad. I prefer venison if I’m being honest.”
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"We wouldn't be having this conversation if Adder hadn't killed anyone- Don't trivialize this like a coward! You have no power! You have failed to 'do your job' and Adder has been on rampage! You call that control? You call the families in mourning- in anguish that I can feel -control? Whatever power you claim to have, you aren't using it. Raise your hand- I don't care. I'm going to rule Hell and bring order- control - and extinguish the likes of your tainted blood." Spawn swells, green flame burning at his feet.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“Even though he is a cleric, Sylvan is still a good cook.”
Ternikus stirs in his sleep, and might I remind you he is just lying on the floor
Atreus lays closeby, glaring at Ternikus. Achilles doesn’t even address the sleeping gnome. “It is well prepared. You two know eachother well?”
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"You could say we've known each other our whole lives, but really we only met 8 months ago. He worships my other grandmother, who happens to be the goddess of the sun and hunt, and somehow I saw his entire life during a dream, and vice versa. So yeah, we know each other well."
“It’s strange and yet humbling to sit in-front of a descendant of a god.” He smiles slightly. “But at least I can beat you in chess.”
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the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*IT"S PRONOUNCED DRAGONCHESS*
"Technically two gods."
*😽😽😽😽*
Achilles nods and takes out his black broadsword, which he begins to clean with a small rag.
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Sylvan sits down, puts on gloves, than pulls out a silver spear and starts scrubbing it.
“How did the two of you become friends?”
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Sylvan looks at Achilles.
"Let's just say we met during Vampire season."
Achilles tries to hide his distaste. “Ah. Vampires. Fun.”
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"Not all vampires are so bad."
"He would tell you about some examples, but his only one is his old Kobold girlfriend."
Sylvan looks annoyed at Cerberus.
"You don't have to tell him everything."
"Ah, you're right. I should have had their family join them so your pitiful [gp] doesn't feel uncomfortable"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"Now what should we put on the rest of ya?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND