Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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In unison, the children say, "We appreciate your gift!"
The one with the music box seems to be wary of it.
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"Not at all! I finished inspecting the population reports about an hour ago. Though I probably ought to make sure that the children don't set any more buildings on fire..."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Uncle Pastel watches calmly from a short distance away, drinking some soda.
Sytosc is somehow in the cafe, trying everything. He seems a little disappointed.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Sadeh runs over, grinning. "Uncle look!" She holds up the picture for him.
She raises a brow, her white eyes narrowing.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“My entire world of birth was destroyed by Feakor, an undead Other who consumes the souls of innocents, and finds elven souls the most flavorful due to our reincarnation. Later, I was… approached by Waseworth, a celestial Other who… well… let’s just say if he’s here, things are not going to be good. When I became a powerful necromancer, I met with Feakor again. It swindled me and I was responsible for the deaths of several of my friends. I encountered others as my journey continued, but now that I can more easily travel around the multiverse, I’ve attempted to kill them many times.”
<Yeah. Instead of wanton cruelty, you get specific, government-approved cruelty. What a treat.>
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
not meant to be rude sorry
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“So what brings you here? Also, I have a challenge.” She gestures to the sign she set up, saying “The elves never landed on Evermeet. Change my mind.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
He chuckles. "Thank you, but never, ever say that to a fey. Really. That means you have to give them an even better gift. Evil creatures."
"Don't worry! It's just a toy! Dance with it a little. It'll play your favorite song!"
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"True. I would like to meet them sometime. Actually, I probably shouldn't. I tend to scare off children. Either that or they try and eat me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I've come to hide cause I'm kinda a coward and I HATE it!"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"How awful. I don't think I want to ask any more questions after that. Actually, what is your favorite prepared food?"
"Actually, there are only two Fey Laws: Hospitality and Reciprocity. Hospitality means that when you host a creature, you must treat them nicely until they show that they are not worthy of being treated as such. Reciprocity states that when someone gives you a gift, you must give them a gift of equal value. That is all."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Thirteen spots Gordon and immediately sprints over. He stands silently and solemnly, not knowing whether or not it’s disrespectful to pet a winter wolf, given their sentience, but on the other hand, his cat is also sapient and loves a good pet. The quandary begins destroying his mind.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Kelipso looks up and grins "Howdy!" He smiles. He looks at Thirteens line of sight and chuckles "Wanna let him?" He asks Gordon and the winter Wolf nods it's head.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
He bends down to get a better look. "Incredible. Astounding! I can really see the love you poured into this drawing!"
He doesn't look over. He writes something in his note pad and continues eating.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The children start moshing, and melodic death metal begins blasting from the music box.
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"They would certainly try to eat you. I don't think they're capable of feeling fear, to be honest."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Great kids." He takes a bite out of a candy stick.
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"I should probably avoid them, then. At least until they grow up."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“I don’t understand why some cultures try to deaden the taste of fish when they eat fish. If you don’t want to taste fish, don’t eat fish. Well-roasted cod is probably my favorite. I also once tried a rare dish from a place called Tarrasque Town in the world of Azabas. It’s a salad comprised of cabbage, tomato, and a bit of pork and pickled egg, and sprinkled with a seasoning made from dried and crushed tarrasque scales. It was so good I wept.”
<But if you sell candy to the multiverse, aren’t you technically serving as a host to them?>
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Thirteen begins petting Gordon. “I do hope I’m not demeaning you.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Sounds impressive. I'll have to visit at some point. I shall roast you a fish soon, at least for now. I could probably get the tarrasque scales, but drying and crushing them will take a while."
"Yes. That's why I present myself as Uncle Pastel and not Mr. Pastel. I want to love everyone, and the law is just a reminder."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Well, more just scrapings from old scales that are starting to fall off Mawint (that’s the tarrasque’s name). And thank you so much for the offer. Now for my questions. These Great Ones you sample for, who are they?”
<If it were that simple…>
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I am an issue :3*