"Great kids." He takes a bite out of a candy stick.
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"I should probably avoid them, then. At least until they grow up."
"They're the best. They have to be, if they are to be in line for the Kronhjelm. That's why all the candidates for adoption were put through a series of tests."
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"I don't think simply avoiding them would work, considering their capacity for mischief..."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
*Time to awaken Morgana. Let me write a quick intro for you lot.*
*For now, here is my idiots.*
Kelipso is brushing Gordon, grumbling about how much a Winter Wolf can shed.
Sadeh is coloring a picture of the kitty she got while Khemut and Pakmon are playing cards.
Madre Delle Tenedre is sharpening her already razor sharp nails while sitting in one of her cafes.
Thirteen spots Gordon and immediately sprints over. He stands silently and solemnly, not knowing whether or not it’s disrespectful to pet a winter wolf, given their sentience, but on the other hand, his cat is also sapient and loves a good pet. The quandary begins destroying his mind.
Kelipso looks up and grins "Howdy!" He smiles. He looks at Thirteens line of sight and chuckles "Wanna let him?" He asks Gordon and the winter Wolf nods it's head.
Thirteen begins petting Gordon. “I do hope I’m not demeaning you.”
He shakes his head and Kelipso chuckles "He loves the attention.'
"They're the best. They have to be, if they are to be in line for the Kronhjelm. That's why all the candidates for adoption were put through a series of tests."
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"I don't think simply avoiding them would work, considering their capacity for mischief..."
"Ah, so you're royalty? Interesting. I'll try to not mess with you too much then."
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"I'd honestly rather go back to purgatory than fight children, especially if I could lose."
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Time to awaken Morgana. Let me write a quick intro for you lot.*
*For now, here is my idiots.*
Kelipso is brushing Gordon, grumbling about how much a Winter Wolf can shed.
Sadeh is coloring a picture of the kitty she got while Khemut and Pakmon are playing cards.
Madre Delle Tenedre is sharpening her already razor sharp nails while sitting in one of her cafes.
Thirteen spots Gordon and immediately sprints over. He stands silently and solemnly, not knowing whether or not it’s disrespectful to pet a winter wolf, given their sentience, but on the other hand, his cat is also sapient and loves a good pet. The quandary begins destroying his mind.
Kelipso looks up and grins "Howdy!" He smiles. He looks at Thirteens line of sight and chuckles "Wanna let him?" He asks Gordon and the winter Wolf nods it's head.
Thirteen begins petting Gordon. “I do hope I’m not demeaning you.”
He shakes his head and Kelipso chuckles "He loves the attention.'
“Good to know. I apologize for rushing over with no introduction though. I am Thirteen, necromancer and planar traveler.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*Time to awaken Morgana. Let me write a quick intro for you lot.*
*For now, here is my idiots.*
Kelipso is brushing Gordon, grumbling about how much a Winter Wolf can shed.
Sadeh is coloring a picture of the kitty she got while Khemut and Pakmon are playing cards.
Madre Delle Tenedre is sharpening her already razor sharp nails while sitting in one of her cafes.
Thirteen spots Gordon and immediately sprints over. He stands silently and solemnly, not knowing whether or not it’s disrespectful to pet a winter wolf, given their sentience, but on the other hand, his cat is also sapient and loves a good pet. The quandary begins destroying his mind.
Kelipso looks up and grins "Howdy!" He smiles. He looks at Thirteens line of sight and chuckles "Wanna let him?" He asks Gordon and the winter Wolf nods it's head.
Thirteen begins petting Gordon. “I do hope I’m not demeaning you.”
He shakes his head and Kelipso chuckles "He loves the attention.'
“Good to know. I apologize for rushing over with no introduction though. I am Thirteen, necromancer and planar traveler.”
He chuckles again and salutes "Kelipso Lilywhite, Tiefling Ranger and Guardian of Nature."
"Sounds impressive. I'll have to visit at some point. I shall roast you a fish soon, at least for now. I could probably get the tarrasque scales, but drying and crushing them will take a while."
"Yes. That's why I present myself as Uncle Pastel and not Mr. Pastel. I want to love everyone, and the law is just a reminder."
“Well, more just scrapings from old scales that are starting to fall off Mawint (that’s the tarrasque’s name). And thank you so much for the offer. Now for my questions. These Great Ones you sample for, who are they?”
<If it were that simple…>
"Just some extra-dimensional entities. They're outside of what we would call 'reality,' since their extra physical dimension presents them from entering it. There are millions of realities that work on fundamentally different systems, and we can adapt to all of them. What you see now is a fingertip. My real body is larger than every plane in every reality you've ever been to stacked on top of each other and then some. I'm larger than any mortal being has the context to understand, let alone fight. I am a small, if powerful, Great One in and of myself. We typically don't care for mortal beings, but this set of worlds has something to offer us: delicious food."
"The world doesn't have to love me back. It usually doesn't."
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
“There’s no such thing as every member of a certain lineage being ‘good’. It’s all a massive conspiracy!!!”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"They're the best. They have to be, if they are to be in line for the Kronhjelm. That's why all the candidates for adoption were put through a series of tests."
------
"I don't think simply avoiding them would work, considering their capacity for mischief..."
"Ah, so you're royalty? Interesting. I'll try to not mess with you too much then."
-----
"I'd honestly rather go back to purgatory than fight children, especially if I could lose."
"I'm not quite royalty yet, but I will be when I marry my betrothed, Skriggle."
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"You would almost certainly lose, especially if all 8 of them work together. Last time they worked together, it took the entire Kongelig Garde the better part of a month to track them all down, and an additional week to put out all the fires."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
Well last I check Evermeet was called the island of elves but what do I know
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
“There’s no such thing as every member of a certain lineage being ‘good’. It’s all a massive conspiracy!!!”
That sounds insane, I'm intrested
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*Time to awaken Morgana. Let me write a quick intro for you lot.*
*For now, here is my idiots.*
Kelipso is brushing Gordon, grumbling about how much a Winter Wolf can shed.
Sadeh is coloring a picture of the kitty she got while Khemut and Pakmon are playing cards.
Madre Delle Tenedre is sharpening her already razor sharp nails while sitting in one of her cafes.
Thirteen spots Gordon and immediately sprints over. He stands silently and solemnly, not knowing whether or not it’s disrespectful to pet a winter wolf, given their sentience, but on the other hand, his cat is also sapient and loves a good pet. The quandary begins destroying his mind.
Kelipso looks up and grins "Howdy!" He smiles. He looks at Thirteens line of sight and chuckles "Wanna let him?" He asks Gordon and the winter Wolf nods it's head.
Thirteen begins petting Gordon. “I do hope I’m not demeaning you.”
He shakes his head and Kelipso chuckles "He loves the attention.'
“Good to know. I apologize for rushing over with no introduction though. I am Thirteen, necromancer and planar traveler.”
He chuckles again and salutes "Kelipso Lilywhite, Tiefling Ranger and Guardian of Nature."
“Impressive title. What brought you here?”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Do they have a name already? Or can I name them?" She asked, fiddling with the hem of her blouse.
She snaps her fingers as her pixies flit over, tilting their heads. "Is something the matter."
"Oh, I would love for you to name them!"
He looks up. "I'm afraid that this place is... not to my liking. My lower critics recommended it to me, but it seems they had different palates. I simply do not enjoy the food placed before me. I believe that I am the issue here, given the glowing reviews this chain has received in the past. I pride myself on being capable of enjoying anything, but sadly..." he sighs. "I cannot give this place a single Star."
"Sounds impressive. I'll have to visit at some point. I shall roast you a fish soon, at least for now. I could probably get the tarrasque scales, but drying and crushing them will take a while."
"Yes. That's why I present myself as Uncle Pastel and not Mr. Pastel. I want to love everyone, and the law is just a reminder."
“Well, more just scrapings from old scales that are starting to fall off Mawint (that’s the tarrasque’s name). And thank you so much for the offer. Now for my questions. These Great Ones you sample for, who are they?”
<If it were that simple…>
"Just some extra-dimensional entities. They're outside of what we would call 'reality,' since their extra physical dimension presents them from entering it. There are millions of realities that work on fundamentally different systems, and we can adapt to all of them. What you see now is a fingertip. My real body is larger than every plane in every reality you've ever been to stacked on top of each other and then some. I'm larger than any mortal being has the context to understand, let alone fight. I am a small, if powerful, Great One in and of myself. We typically don't care for mortal beings, but this set of worlds has something to offer us: delicious food."
"The world doesn't have to love me back. It usually doesn't."
“Well… that’s certainly… something…” Thirteen remains quiet for a bit. “Do you know Guy Fieri?”
<Wouldn’t it be nice if it did?>
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I'm not quite royalty yet, but I will be when I marry my betrothed, Skriggle."
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"You would almost certainly lose, especially if all 8 of them work together. Last time they worked together, it took the entire Kongelig Garde the better part of a month to track them all down, and an additional week to put out all the fires."
"So you are but a royal consort? That still deserves much respect, my nephew."
"They're the best. They have to be, if they are to be in line for the Kronhjelm. That's why all the candidates for adoption were put through a series of tests."
------
"I don't think simply avoiding them would work, considering their capacity for mischief..."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Do they have a name already? Or can I name them?" She asked, fiddling with the hem of her blouse.
She snaps her fingers as her pixies flit over, tilting their heads. "Is something the matter."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
He shakes his head and Kelipso chuckles "He loves the attention.'
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Ah, so you're royalty? Interesting. I'll try to not mess with you too much then."
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"I'd honestly rather go back to purgatory than fight children, especially if I could lose."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Oh is it? If it’s some mystical elven homeland, why have they never brought evidence back? Why have they never brought anyone else? That gnome who said he went, HE WAS BRIBED!!!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Arson man(Damian) walks to the bar* "I would like a lemonade please?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Wait- so... I caused you??*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
“Good to know. I apologize for rushing over with no introduction though. I am Thirteen, necromancer and planar traveler.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Why take from elves aren't they nice people? I wouldn't know never met one I haven't killed"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
He chuckles again and salutes "Kelipso Lilywhite, Tiefling Ranger and Guardian of Nature."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Just some extra-dimensional entities. They're outside of what we would call 'reality,' since their extra physical dimension presents them from entering it. There are millions of realities that work on fundamentally different systems, and we can adapt to all of them. What you see now is a fingertip. My real body is larger than every plane in every reality you've ever been to stacked on top of each other and then some. I'm larger than any mortal being has the context to understand, let alone fight. I am a small, if powerful, Great One in and of myself. We typically don't care for mortal beings, but this set of worlds has something to offer us: delicious food."
"The world doesn't have to love me back. It usually doesn't."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“There’s no such thing as every member of a certain lineage being ‘good’. It’s all a massive conspiracy!!!”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Indeed, indeed*
"I'm not quite royalty yet, but I will be when I marry my betrothed, Skriggle."
------
"You would almost certainly lose, especially if all 8 of them work together. Last time they worked together, it took the entire Kongelig Garde the better part of a month to track them all down, and an additional week to put out all the fires."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, Creator of the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
That sounds insane, I'm intrested
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
“Impressive title. What brought you here?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*also, characters for y'all that wanna do stuff*
Jack is carrying boxes at the docks. The elven girl he's been traveling is sat nearby watching
Anastasius is having lunch in the tavern
Io is walking around town, holding a market food
"Oh, I would love for you to name them!"
He looks up. "I'm afraid that this place is... not to my liking. My lower critics recommended it to me, but it seems they had different palates. I simply do not enjoy the food placed before me. I believe that I am the issue here, given the glowing reviews this chain has received in the past. I pride myself on being capable of enjoying anything, but sadly..." he sighs. "I cannot give this place a single Star."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Well… that’s certainly… something…” Thirteen remains quiet for a bit. “Do you know Guy Fieri?”
<Wouldn’t it be nice if it did?>
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"So you are but a royal consort? That still deserves much respect, my nephew."
-----
"I will... leave for purgatory then."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels