it's poorly written, but you can make out retainer and boss and maybe the word fix? "Yes! Job! Boss needs person!"
Rice strokes his chin, "Perhaps... Actually, sure, i don't see a reason why i shouldn't."
"YaaaaaY" he waves his wings wildly. "Close eyes now"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
He nods “how many would need to be made and what animals would you like?”
"Hmmm, Dogs, Cats, and Cardinals. I like cardinals. How much will it cost me? I can pay in gold, items, or favors. However this seems like it's worth more than a favor so i can also pay in jobs."
"Hey, man, you're no stranger to chopping up souls. I've read all the demonology books I could get my paws on since I got here, and you were in a lot of them." He seals the wounds on the essence and puts it in his pocket. "If you ever had a single thought that didn't involve inflicting pain to others, I would be actually impressed with you. But my job is to get rid of demons. I am a cleric and a monster hunter. You should have seen this coming. Go home."
“I resent that! Just because I embody wickedness doesn’t mean I don’t feel! I laugh, cry, love, and regret same as you. Prick me and I’ll bleed. How much more do you want?” He settles back into his seat, flicking his tongue out ever so slightly. Through this, he can detect Felix’s current surface-level thoughts and any pain he’s experiencing.
Felix's thoughts: Heart, lungs, liver, nerves. Salt, no paprika this time. Bones for stock... His only current thoughts are how he's going to cook Riotan if he acts up again.
"No, you don't. You don't have remorse. Nor love. You only draw enjoyment out of causing suffering, and you only have relationships in order to further your own pleasure. We are not the same."
*Slay the Princess reference?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!!????!!?!!?!*
He fumes silently. Attempting to taste more would expose his plan. He’ll need a different plan to implement later. But first he’ll need to try and implant a grain of doubt in Felix’s mind “Fine. If you view my actions and beliefs as disgusting without seeing their true nature, I can’t change that. But I hope you know that all you’re doing is lumping together my ideals and strivings for artistry so they can fit into your narrow-minded doctrines that allow you to treat my creativity as blasphemy.” He stands up and strides away. “Philistine.” He mutters.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Owlbears are... boring. A lot of hunters won't touch them because they're not worth the effort. They're dangerous, of course, but they're just tough and hit hard. Nothing special. Everyone has killed an owlbear, so there's no status either. Hunting isn't about those things for me. I want everyone to be safe and comfortable wherever and whenever they can. That means clearing out invasive monsters like this one. This poor boy ate an entire kindergarten. He needed to go, but I'm still going to respect his remains. There's no evil in animals. An Owlbear is just a little funky sometimes, but not evil." He sighs.
"I don't like other hunters. They're selfish and mean. They'll kill a buck just for its antlers, and leave the rest for the wolves. Then they'll get mad and start killing the wolves for being too close. It's just sad sometimes."
"I get it, animals are morally grey and you should kill out of necessity for the grand scheme rather than for short term satisfaction. However it feels unfair to fault the hunter, most hunt knowing how delicate the ecosystem is, that tampering with it too much can have drastic consequences." Kinsley shrugs, "Everyone's a hunter, just not everyone hunts animals."
"Most hunters I meet don't care. But maybe I only attract a bad breed. I don't know. You have a point, and it seems obvious when you say it, but a lot of monster slayers don't think about subsistence or the environment. They just want to collect their gold. I guess hunter isn't the proper term for them. I guess you could call them butchers, but that would be an insult to butchers. I don't want to say murderer, because they certainly aren't doing anything that bad... I guess I just think they should be kinder. Kindness takes a lot of work, but even animals can learn it, and what are we if we can't learn from the natural world? Ack, I'm rambling again." He sighs. "Hey, you hungry?"
*Also Mauric has been working very hard as janitor for the past three months or so and his serial killings were retconned. Would you say he’s deserving of a promotion?*
*Get's 3 extra gold pieces in the salary, otherwise paid in experience*
*i more meant getting to become an actual chef for the Inn*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Felix's thoughts: Heart, lungs, liver, nerves. Salt, no paprika this time. Bones for stock... His only current thoughts are how he's going to cook Riotan if he acts up again.
"No, you don't. You don't have remorse. Nor love. You only draw enjoyment out of causing suffering, and you only have relationships in order to further your own pleasure. We are not the same."
*Slay the Princess reference?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!!????!!?!!?!*
He fumes silently. Attempting to taste more would expose his plan. He’ll need a different plan to implement later. But first he’ll need to try and implant a grain of doubt in Felix’s mind “Fine. If you view my actions and beliefs as disgusting without seeing their true nature, I can’t change that. But I hope you know that all you’re doing is lumping together my ideals and strivings for artistry so they can fit into your narrow-minded doctrines that allow you to treat my creativity as blasphemy.” He stands up and strides away. “Philistine.” He mutters.
*UwU*
Red wine vinegar, pink peppercorns, set oven to 2,000...
Felix kicks his feet as he starts cleaning up the acid so the janitor doesn't have to.
Felix's thoughts: Heart, lungs, liver, nerves. Salt, no paprika this time. Bones for stock... His only current thoughts are how he's going to cook Riotan if he acts up again.
"No, you don't. You don't have remorse. Nor love. You only draw enjoyment out of causing suffering, and you only have relationships in order to further your own pleasure. We are not the same."
*Slay the Princess reference?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!!????!!?!!?!*
He fumes silently. Attempting to taste more would expose his plan. He’ll need a different plan to implement later. But first he’ll need to try and implant a grain of doubt in Felix’s mind “Fine. If you view my actions and beliefs as disgusting without seeing their true nature, I can’t change that. But I hope you know that all you’re doing is lumping together my ideals and strivings for artistry so they can fit into your narrow-minded doctrines that allow you to treat my creativity as blasphemy.” He stands up and strides away. “Philistine.” He mutters.
*UwU*
Red wine vinegar, pink peppercorns, set oven to 2,000...
Felix kicks his feet as he starts cleaning up the acid so the janitor doesn't have to.
Riotan has likely been banned from the library.
“Oh and my scales only break down at 4500 degrees. Celsius. But when they do, they form a delectable crumbly seasoning with a nice bitter kick.” He calls to Felix through the door.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Red wine vinegar, pink peppercorns, set oven to 2,000...
Felix kicks his feet as he starts cleaning up the acid so the janitor doesn't have to.
Riotan has likely been banned from the library.
“Oh and my scales only break down at 4500 degrees. Celsius. But when they do, they form a delectable crumbly seasoning with a nice bitter kick.” He calls to Felix through the door.
it's poorly written, but you can make out retainer and boss and maybe the word fix? "Yes! Job! Boss needs person!"
Rice strokes his chin, "Perhaps... Actually, sure, i don't see a reason why i shouldn't."
"YaaaaaY" he waves his wings wildly. "Close eyes now"
Skeptically, Rice closes his eyes. "This better not be some sort of weird mag-"
the sound and feel of flapping wings surround him, along with a darkness that's light all at the same time, until him and the harpy seem to be in an elegant palace.
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Red wine vinegar, pink peppercorns, set oven to 2,000...
Felix kicks his feet as he starts cleaning up the acid so the janitor doesn't have to.
Riotan has likely been banned from the library.
“Oh and my scales only break down at 4500 degrees. Celsius. But when they do, they form a delectable crumbly seasoning with a nice bitter kick.” He calls to Felix through the door.
"Thank you, sir!"
*well that was fun, though if Felix had got Riotan to zero hit points he might have been in a somewhat less-than-optimal situation… along with the entire street that library is on*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*well that was fun, though if Felix had got Riotan to zero hit points he might have been in a somewhat less-than-optimal situation… along with the entire street that library is on*
*Death Burst, anyone?*
*I usually don't use Felix's boss stats usually, and now I remember why. He doesn't deserve that level of power, at least not yet.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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*Hello hello, i'm here*
"YaaaaaY" he waves his wings wildly. "Close eyes now"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
(How are you)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
"Hmmm, Dogs, Cats, and Cardinals. I like cardinals. How much will it cost me? I can pay in gold, items, or favors. However this seems like it's worth more than a favor so i can also pay in jobs."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*WASSUP ALRAIC*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Skeptically, Rice closes his eyes. "This better not be some sort of weird mag-"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*squirrel party*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Slay the Princess reference?!?!!?!??!?!!?!?!?!!????!!?!!?!*
He fumes silently. Attempting to taste more would expose his plan. He’ll need a different plan to implement later. But first he’ll need to try and implant a grain of doubt in Felix’s mind “Fine. If you view my actions and beliefs as disgusting without seeing their true nature, I can’t change that. But I hope you know that all you’re doing is lumping together my ideals and strivings for artistry so they can fit into your narrow-minded doctrines that allow you to treat my creativity as blasphemy.” He stands up and strides away. “Philistine.” He mutters.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Most hunters I meet don't care. But maybe I only attract a bad breed. I don't know. You have a point, and it seems obvious when you say it, but a lot of monster slayers don't think about subsistence or the environment. They just want to collect their gold. I guess hunter isn't the proper term for them. I guess you could call them butchers, but that would be an insult to butchers. I don't want to say murderer, because they certainly aren't doing anything that bad... I guess I just think they should be kinder. Kindness takes a lot of work, but even animals can learn it, and what are we if we can't learn from the natural world? Ack, I'm rambling again." He sighs. "Hey, you hungry?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*i more meant getting to become an actual chef for the Inn*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*UwU*
Red wine vinegar, pink peppercorns, set oven to 2,000...
Felix kicks his feet as he starts cleaning up the acid so the janitor doesn't have to.
Riotan has likely been banned from the library.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Oh and my scales only break down at 4500 degrees. Celsius. But when they do, they form a delectable crumbly seasoning with a nice bitter kick.” He calls to Felix through the door.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Thank you, sir!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
the sound and feel of flapping wings surround him, along with a darkness that's light all at the same time, until him and the harpy seem to be in an elegant palace.
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*I'm good, hbu?*
*You will be first in the squirrel party for freedom.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*EYYYYYYY, NIKO!*
*well that was fun, though if Felix had got Riotan to zero hit points he might have been in a somewhat less-than-optimal situation… along with the entire street that library is on*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Death Burst, anyone?*
*I usually don't use Felix's boss stats usually, and now I remember why. He doesn't deserve that level of power, at least not yet.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels