The hidden Darklord that owned a Weapons Factory back in the day but was never really seen or heard from. No one knew what they looked like or what they sounded like but they created the most deadly weapons in the world for a time. The factory began to do poorly because people were waging wars with these godly weapons which put the owner out of business. Now they live in the decrepit factory but yet no one knows who they are still.
And the owner is literally just a chinchilla.*
*Rocket Raccoon + Oswald*
*It sits in your hand and weilds am AK-47*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The hidden Darklord that owned a Weapons Factory back in the day but was never really seen or heard from. No one knew what they looked like or what they sounded like but they created the most deadly weapons in the world for a time. The factory began to do poorly because people were waging wars with these godly weapons which put the owner out of business. Now they live in the decrepit factory but yet no one knows who they are still.
And the owner is literally just a chinchilla.*
*Rocket Raccoon + Oswald*
*It sits in your hand and weilds am AK-47*
*Adorable Aura. When a creature holding the Darklord makes a Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) check, it does so with advantage if the creature they are trying to persuade or deceive finds the Darklord cute.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The hidden Darklord that owned a Weapons Factory back in the day but was never really seen or heard from. No one knew what they looked like or what they sounded like but they created the most deadly weapons in the world for a time. The factory began to do poorly because people were waging wars with these godly weapons which put the owner out of business. Now they live in the decrepit factory but yet no one knows who they are still.
And the owner is literally just a chinchilla.*
*Rocket Raccoon + Oswald*
*It sits in your hand and weilds am AK-47*
*Adorable Aura. When a creature holding the Darklord makes a Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) check, it does so with advantage if the creature they are trying to persuade or deceive finds the Darklord cute.*
*It wants to take over the universe but first it has to reach the doorknob.*
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*jester cut* He catches all but the last, and it does quite a bit of damage. He breathes in deep. "Impressive. Maybe its time for me to stop holding back."
"Hello, little one." She says gently from the behind the counter a few feet from him. "Welcome to Aspen Cafe."
He backsteps, moving from foot to foot, kicking and punching at the air in front of him “Come on, hit back, I can take the hit, I’ve taken worse.”
The child looks up to them, tilting their head, milky confused eyes looking back at them “C-…cafe?” They are wearing a small school uniform.
"Oh, not this you haven't..." The scenery changes, and Salem disappears. Around [name] is the place associated with his biggest regret.
"Yes, child. A cafe. A restaraunt?" She says, holding her paws together.
Around suddenly is what appears to be an underground facility, and Shen looks around with a smile “What is this? Why are we at Union headquarters.”
They put their hands behind their back, nodding slowly “Y-yes, okay. Can… can I eat?”
"Showing you what makes you weak. Bringing you pain nobody else but me can dish out, because it's the same type of pain I heal."
"Sure, i'd be happy to take your order, sweet-heart." she says softly, warmly, and gently.
They wait, and wait and wait until Shen says “What did you expect something to happen? I don’t have any bad memories I’m not at peace with, that’s how life goes.” He shrugs, eyes closed with a little grin
They nod, looking to the menu, before asking for a simple biscuit and water “I-if you don’t m-mind it ma’am.”
*Adorable Aura. When a creature holding the Darklord makes a Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) check, it does so with advantage if the creature they are trying to persuade or deceive finds the Darklord cute.*
*It wants to take over the universe but first it has to reach the doorknob.*
*It sits in your hand and weilds am AK-47*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Adorable Aura. When a creature holding the Darklord makes a Charisma (Persuasion or Deception) check, it does so with advantage if the creature they are trying to persuade or deceive finds the Darklord cute.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*It wants to take over the universe but first it has to reach the doorknob.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
They wait, and wait and wait until Shen says “What did you expect something to happen? I don’t have any bad memories I’m not at peace with, that’s how life goes.” He shrugs, eyes closed with a little grin
They nod, looking to the menu, before asking for a simple biscuit and water “I-if you don’t m-mind it ma’am.”
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Hey everybody, turns out I'm not gone anymore, which means I'm back now I suppose. How art my fellow dnders?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I do be making the flaming rebel dragon rising from beneath*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Coolio, I'm making my character sheet for Antonio, my Mob Psycho character, I think it's going well.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I'm tired but i can't sleeep.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*have you tried listening to the War and Peace audiobook?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Maybe you should do something, be productive until you can fall asleep you know?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*like RPing with your friends! =)*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
*Or buying Raycon everyday earbuds.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*I wasn't going to suggest that, but yes.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I would also recommend doing that.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I am eating cheese fries instead,*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*That also sounds like a good idea.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*rkjefhejdjfksjgfskfghkdjfvhjkdf I wanna rpppp.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Still here if you want to rp with me, if not I'll still be here.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Sure, who ya wanna interact with?*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]