*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
The scent of mischief wakes her up, and she begins to search for the scent, tackling Klei to the ground, her knees on his stomach, handpaws on his chest
“AGH!” The shortsword falls out of Klei’s hands and he becomes visible as he collides with the floor.
She snickers, sitting up, all her weight on his stomach. "I gotcha! Hmmm... what do we have here? *I dont remember what klei is*"
*He’s a half-elf, but in his world the term half-elf is quite derogatory and most people refer to his lineage as “esshiri”)
“H-how did you see me??” Klei is very uncomfortable.
She claps her paws together rapidly, letting out an excited giggle "Thats the fun part, I didn't! I smelleded you, Esshiri!" Sensing a bit of awkwardness, she reluctantly gets off of him, looking down at him with wonder, a slight blush on her face.
“…” Klei has no words within him. He gets up and brushes himself off. “But… why did you tackle me?”
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I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Anything can be beautiful if given the chance. Ever had fermented basilisk balut? It's bright blue and absolutely delicious, but everyone says it looks like a nightmare made manifest. I used it in one of my 'concept-meals,' titled Mother's Lost Sapphires. Everyone hated it, even if it was delicious. 'Meals are supposed to be pleasant!' the critics blathered. 'Oh, no, everything isn't absolutely perfect and made for a general audience!' But that's not how art should work! Even cannibalism has its place in the kitchen. Have you ever seen the high-concept eatery Alchemist? They educate the masses about uncomfortable topics through a tasting menu! That's incredible!"
(Alchemist is a real restaurant)
"My tastes like within the history and background in a person, how they act, how they present themselves. Many factors." She says, walking over to the window.
William bristles, horns growing from his scalp. His flesh rots and falls to the floor in bits, baring rotten bones to the world. His skull extends into that of a deer, his eyes rotting out of his skull and falling to the floor. Claws extend from his fingertips like knives coming out of their sheaths. He stands over them and looks down "You are perfect... A perfect creature. You understand me. It's been so long.."
Oswald sits down on the couch as she gets up. "Very interesting."
The strugel looks up in awe. "Wow. A wendigo, right? One of the original displaced species of the material plane! A natural predator for mortal men! Wow! And you were hidden for this long? And I get to see!" He starts to hyperventilate. "This is better than I imagined! And a potential apprenticeship, and I don't have to tell anyone about it? Awesome, man!" He does the happy dance again.
"Anything can be beautiful if given the chance. Ever had fermented basilisk balut? It's bright blue and absolutely delicious, but everyone says it looks like a nightmare made manifest. I used it in one of my 'concept-meals,' titled Mother's Lost Sapphires. Everyone hated it, even if it was delicious. 'Meals are supposed to be pleasant!' the critics blathered. 'Oh, no, everything isn't absolutely perfect and made for a general audience!' But that's not how art should work! Even cannibalism has its place in the kitchen. Have you ever seen the high-concept eatery Alchemist? They educate the masses about uncomfortable topics through a tasting menu! That's incredible!"
(Alchemist is a real restaurant)
"My tastes like within the history and background in a person, how they act, how they present themselves. Many factors." She says, walking over to the window.
William bristles, horns growing from his scalp. His flesh rots and falls to the floor in bits, baring rotten bones to the world. His skull extends into that of a deer, his eyes rotting out of his skull and falling to the floor. Claws extend from his fingertips like knives coming out of their sheaths. He stands over them and looks down "You are perfect... A perfect creature. You understand me. It's been so long.."
Oswald sits down on the couch as she gets up. "Very interesting."
The strugel looks up in awe. "Wow. A wendigo, right? One of the original displaced species of the material plane! A natural predator for mortal men! Wow! And you were hidden for this long? And I get to see!" He starts to hyperventilate. "This is better than I imagined! And a potential apprenticeship, and I don't have to tell anyone about it? Awesome, man!" He does the happy dance again.
She thinks for a moment "Would it be okay if I planted a fairly large forest west of here. I thought this time to ask before I did it because I know you like to.. extend" she gestures in different directions.
It watches him quietly, it's long boney tail swishing quietly "If you can keep what you see here under wraps, then I am beyond relieved. You are special, I can smell it."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"Well, with the clientele we have, I cant afford to order the good stuff, so if you wanna make a donation, I can buy better coffee and for free, I'll show you where you can stick it.." She says scoffing.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
Her face softens and she flushes, feeling a bit rude "If you wouldn't mind, actually... hey, you wouldn't mind supplying us, would you?.."
*Saphuno: (is rude)
William: I am going to put her in a pot and cook her.*
"Hm. Sure. Come by the Red Plate and I'll give it to you." He stands up, nodding quietly and walking outm
"S-sorry, miss." He takes a backstep out of the kitchen. The swinging door hits him in the face, but he doesn't seem to mind. "So, uh, this place was abandoned for a real long time, and the kitchen was open to just about anyone who needed to use it. I used to clean it all the time. J-just wanted to clear that up, sorry."
"Wait, wait, wait.. my boyfriend told me about you... You're that Strugel, right? If you wanna clean still, you're welcome to.. I have hardly enough time between finding a cure for Damian's god curse and cooking for the customers, tending the bar... i'd pay you.."
"Wait, you know about m- woah, a paying job?" He thinks for a moment, the door still in his face. "That's... a lot of information all at once. But I am up for hire at the moment. If you need help with a divine curse, I am a member of the Honkachu clergy, and as such I also have some of the best hospitality training on the material plane. Okay, there are some better, but I graduated with honors so I'm good enough to tend bar and prepare food for a tavern, even one like this one."
She approaches, crouching and pulling the door open, smiling, her bright purple eyes taking in the sight of the little strugel. "Yeah, I heard that before I came to work here, you had cleaned up. It was spot on, so do you think you could keep doing that for me? I don't know much about pay, but how does.. one galleon and 60 knuts per cleaning sound?"
He's thinking, making markings on a scroll. Like the markings on his fur and clothes, the ink he uses is bright purple on a white background. "Oh! Wizard money, right? You can pay me in any currency you want! We strugels have special magic teachings as well, such as the Exchange cantrip! It's super useful for dungeon crawls, where the owners tend to keep money in copper coins in order to slow down adventurers!" He smiles. "Wait, wrong subject. That sounds like very good pay! I can pay for my apprenticeship with that!"
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
The scent of mischief wakes her up, and she begins to search for the scent, tackling Klei to the ground, her knees on his stomach, handpaws on his chest
“AGH!” The shortsword falls out of Klei’s hands and he becomes visible as he collides with the floor.
She snickers, sitting up, all her weight on his stomach. "I gotcha! Hmmm... what do we have here? *I dont remember what klei is*"
*He’s a half-elf, but in his world the term half-elf is quite derogatory and most people refer to his lineage as “esshiri”)
“H-how did you see me??” Klei is very uncomfortable.
She claps her paws together rapidly, letting out an excited giggle "Thats the fun part, I didn't! I smelleded you, Esshiri!" Sensing a bit of awkwardness, she reluctantly gets off of him, looking down at him with wonder, a slight blush on her face.
“…” Klei has no words within him. He gets up and brushes himself off. “But… why did you tackle me?”
She rubs her chin for a second.. her tail swaying back and forth a few inches, slowly. "I don't knows. I just smelleded you doin' bad stuff and wanted in."
*'Bad stuff' to Reese is a lot of different things, ranging from dishonesty, cheating, stealing, killing, and many others. She's basically a sin detector.*
“B…but how????”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"Well, with the clientele we have, I cant afford to order the good stuff, so if you wanna make a donation, I can buy better coffee and for free, I'll show you where you can stick it.." She says scoffing.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
Her face softens and she flushes, feeling a bit rude "If you wouldn't mind, actually... hey, you wouldn't mind supplying us, would you?.."
*Saphuno: (is rude)
William: I am going to put her in a pot and cook her.*
"Hm. Sure. Come by the Red Plate and I'll give it to you." He stands up, nodding quietly and walking outm
*The tiefling wrath will know no bounds*
Saphuno, not knowing where the Red Plate is, agrees reluctantly, making sure to grab her gear and potions before following William
As she arrives, she finds it empty at the moment, most likely because of the closed sign. As she makes her way inside, the smell of rot and blood fills the air. The further she walks in, the more the smell permeates the air. In the back, she catches a glimpse of William... And a body of an elf on the table.
Oswald sits down on the couch as she gets up. "Very interesting."
The strugel looks up in awe. "Wow. A wendigo, right? One of the original displaced species of the material plane! A natural predator for mortal men! Wow! And you were hidden for this long? And I get to see!" He starts to hyperventilate. "This is better than I imagined! And a potential apprenticeship, and I don't have to tell anyone about it? Awesome, man!" He does the happy dance again.
She thinks for a moment "Would it be okay if I planted a fairly large forest west of here. I thought this time to ask before I did it because I know you like to.. extend" she gestures in different directions.
It watches him quietly, it's long boney tail swishing quietly "If you can keep what you see here under wraps, then I am beyond relieved. You are special, I can smell it."
"Feel free. There's no point in further expansion here anyway. My one factory can handle the entirety of the demand in this area."
"I am specially trained in not saying bad things, sir! I work in the hospitality industry, after all!" He salutes. "But, uh... what do you mean by special?"
Oswald sits down on the couch as she gets up. "Very interesting."
The strugel looks up in awe. "Wow. A wendigo, right? One of the original displaced species of the material plane! A natural predator for mortal men! Wow! And you were hidden for this long? And I get to see!" He starts to hyperventilate. "This is better than I imagined! And a potential apprenticeship, and I don't have to tell anyone about it? Awesome, man!" He does the happy dance again.
She thinks for a moment "Would it be okay if I planted a fairly large forest west of here. I thought this time to ask before I did it because I know you like to.. extend" she gestures in different directions.
It watches him quietly, it's long boney tail swishing quietly "If you can keep what you see here under wraps, then I am beyond relieved. You are special, I can smell it."
"Feel free. There's no point in further expansion here anyway. My one factory can handle the entirety of the demand in this area."
"I am specially trained in not saying bad things, sir! I work in the hospitality industry, after all!" He salutes. "But, uh... what do you mean by special?"
"Speaking of.. I have an idea for it if you are willing to hear it out." She asked, walking around and totally touching everything at least one.
He prowls around the cooler, sniffing the meat. "To be honest, I do not understand when people say nice things, I always believe there is... Lies.. underneath. It feels like your words are genuine. When you said you knew about me and complimented me... I will admit, my first thought was suspicion.."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
He's thinking, making markings on a scroll. Like the markings on his fur and clothes, the ink he uses is bright purple on a white background. "Oh! Wizard money, right? You can pay me in any currency you want! We strugels have special magic teachings as well, such as the Exchange cantrip! It's super useful for dungeon crawls, where the owners tend to keep money in copper coins in order to slow down adventurers!" He smiles. "Wait, wrong subject. That sounds like very good pay! I can pay for my apprenticeship with that!"
"perfect! I must say, I haven't seen a creature such as adorable as you in quite a while.. well, i should say a furred creature..." She says as her mind wanders back to Damian. She shakes her head and returns to the present. "I don't know, I get all kinds of money lately... I'm glad you showed up because I have no idea what to do with that" She says pointing to a massive penny in the corner
*please get the reference*
*Batman?*
He waddles over to it and places his handpaws on it, turning it into eight silver pieces. "Must have been high-quality copper!" He walks back, offering the coins to her. "And thank you for your kind words. My species has primarily survived by being cute enough that the local giant population protects us from the abundant monsters nearby. We also pay them in molasses, but that's not really an evolutionary advantage."
He's thinking, making markings on a scroll. Like the markings on his fur and clothes, the ink he uses is bright purple on a white background. "Oh! Wizard money, right? You can pay me in any currency you want! We strugels have special magic teachings as well, such as the Exchange cantrip! It's super useful for dungeon crawls, where the owners tend to keep money in copper coins in order to slow down adventurers!" He smiles. "Wait, wrong subject. That sounds like very good pay! I can pay for my apprenticeship with that!"
"perfect! I must say, I haven't seen a creature such as adorable as you in quite a while.. well, i should say a furred creature..." She says as her mind wanders back to Damian. She shakes her head and returns to the present. "I don't know, I get all kinds of money lately... I'm glad you showed up because I have no idea what to do with that" She says pointing to a massive penny in the corner
*please get the reference*
*Batman?*
He waddles over to it and places his handpaws on it, turning it into eight silver pieces. "Must have been high-quality copper!" He walks back, offering the coins to her. "And thank you for your kind words. My species has primarily survived by being cute enough that the local giant population protects us from the abundant monsters nearby. We also pay them in molasses, but that's not really an evolutionary advantage."
*THE PENNY PLUNDERER*
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“…” Klei has no words within him. He gets up and brushes himself off. “But… why did you tackle me?”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Oswald sits down on the couch as she gets up. "Very interesting."
The strugel looks up in awe. "Wow. A wendigo, right? One of the original displaced species of the material plane! A natural predator for mortal men! Wow! And you were hidden for this long? And I get to see!" He starts to hyperventilate. "This is better than I imagined! And a potential apprenticeship, and I don't have to tell anyone about it? Awesome, man!" He does the happy dance again.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She thinks for a moment "Would it be okay if I planted a fairly large forest west of here. I thought this time to ask before I did it because I know you like to.. extend" she gestures in different directions.
It watches him quietly, it's long boney tail swishing quietly "If you can keep what you see here under wraps, then I am beyond relieved. You are special, I can smell it."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Saphuno: (is rude)
William: I am going to put her in a pot and cook her.*
"Hm. Sure. Come by the Red Plate and I'll give it to you." He stands up, nodding quietly and walking outm
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
He's thinking, making markings on a scroll. Like the markings on his fur and clothes, the ink he uses is bright purple on a white background. "Oh! Wizard money, right? You can pay me in any currency you want! We strugels have special magic teachings as well, such as the Exchange cantrip! It's super useful for dungeon crawls, where the owners tend to keep money in copper coins in order to slow down adventurers!" He smiles. "Wait, wrong subject. That sounds like very good pay! I can pay for my apprenticeship with that!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“B…but how????”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
As she arrives, she finds it empty at the moment, most likely because of the closed sign. As she makes her way inside, the smell of rot and blood fills the air. The further she walks in, the more the smell permeates the air. In the back, she catches a glimpse of William... And a body of an elf on the table.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Feel free. There's no point in further expansion here anyway. My one factory can handle the entirety of the demand in this area."
"I am specially trained in not saying bad things, sir! I work in the hospitality industry, after all!" He salutes. "But, uh... what do you mean by special?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I EXIST MUCH TO EVERYONES DETRIMENT*
*Hello :D*
"Speaking of.. I have an idea for it if you are willing to hear it out." She asked, walking around and totally touching everything at least one.
He prowls around the cooler, sniffing the meat. "To be honest, I do not understand when people say nice things, I always believe there is... Lies.. underneath. It feels like your words are genuine. When you said you knew about me and complimented me... I will admit, my first thought was suspicion.."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*what’s up*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Did someone say boyfriend? /j*
*(Grabs you by the throat)*
*I have rice.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Batman?*
He waddles over to it and places his handpaws on it, turning it into eight silver pieces. "Must have been high-quality copper!" He walks back, offering the coins to her. "And thank you for your kind words. My species has primarily survived by being cute enough that the local giant population protects us from the abundant monsters nearby. We also pay them in molasses, but that's not really an evolutionary advantage."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*THE PENNY PLUNDERER*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.