*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*sorry, sorry, I'm bored, missing Jester and keep getting stonewalled by both of you, so I gotta get what I can*
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Don't be sorry.*
*that's fair, I totally get that. I also cant remember the last time I took my meds so that's probably why I'm a lil sensitive :3*
*It's okay to be sensitive sometimes.*
*Also, take your meds or I'll appear in your house at 3:00 AM and coat you in butter.*
*dude what, where would you get all that butter*
*Bish I am*
*assuming a gram of butter on every square centimeter, that’s about 200 grams or so. jolly good then.*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Well, my father was an inventor and was extremely jealous of my talent. My mother was the business owner and much preferred my sister since she carried the sorcerous bloodline. I spent very little time with either of them as neither gave me the attention I wanted. I spent most of my time either studying or paying my way through social interactions. As a child I carried around far too much candy and was far too weak to defend it, and my parents thought it was so funny they didn't tell me."
He nods, his spiral eyes determined. The indomitable strugel spirit.
She snorts a bit, covering her mouth "Forgive me, it paints an adorable sight in my eyes." She said waving her hand "Ah, to hold a small you..."
William leads him to the meat cooler and opens it for them.
"I was a very ugly, greasy child, as I was often told. Cigars and iced grog were my favorite pastimes when all the sailors were out getting killed and didn't need repairs."
The strugel's eyes widen. "I knew it!" He shouts, then covers his mask with his handpaws. "I'm sorry, it's just... it's just, like, so cool to see someone using the world's most widely invasive species for something I personally know a lot about. I cross-referenced the newspapers, and disappearances happen a lot around your locations. I was kinda shocked no one had figured it out before, and, you know, I couldn't tell anybody that I idolized a cannibal, so... well... here we are!" He chuckles.
She snorts and makes her way over, kissing the top of his head "Still."
An expression of relief passes over William's face. He inhaled and exhales, opening his eyes "You have... No idea.. how much that means to me. Very few people see the beauty behind it. That someone they love will forever be with them. That some misplaced trash will fill them and give them nutrients... It's impossible to convey without a pair of cuffs being slapped on your wrists." Tears roll down his cheeks despite his neutral face and tone.
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
The strugel (ferret halfling) walks into the kitchen with a sponge and bucket. "Oh, I, like, didn't know that anyone worked here anymore."
*i'm sure you're not planning anything of the sort but Saph is dating/(engaged?) to Damian. I have an obligation to let you know*
Saphuno turns around, confused. "Excuse me, you cant be back here."
*Understood.*
"S-sorry, miss." He takes a backstep out of the kitchen. The swinging door hits him in the face, but he doesn't seem to mind. "So, uh, this place was abandoned for a real long time, and the kitchen was open to just about anyone who needed to use it. I used to clean it all the time. J-just wanted to clear that up, sorry."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"I was a very ugly, greasy child, as I was often told. Cigars and iced grog were my favorite pastimes when all the sailors were out getting killed and didn't need repairs."
The strugel's eyes widen. "I knew it!" He shouts, then covers his mask with his handpaws. "I'm sorry, it's just... it's just, like, so cool to see someone using the world's most widely invasive species for something I personally know a lot about. I cross-referenced the newspapers, and disappearances happen a lot around your locations. I was kinda shocked no one had figured it out before, and, you know, I couldn't tell anybody that I idolized a cannibal, so... well... here we are!" He chuckles.
She snorts and makes her way over, kissing the top of his head "Still."
An expression of relief passes over William's face. He inhaled and exhales, opening his eyes "You have... No idea.. how much that means to me. Very few people see the beauty behind it. That someone they love will forever be with them. That some misplaced trash will fill them and give them nutrients... It's impossible to convey without a pair of cuffs being slapped on your wrists." Tears roll down his cheeks despite his neutral face and tone.
"Hmm. You have strange tastes."
"Anything can be beautiful if given the chance. Ever had fermented basilisk balut? It's bright blue and absolutely delicious, but everyone says it looks like a nightmare made manifest. I used it in one of my 'concept-meals,' titled Mother's Lost Sapphires. Everyone hated it, even if it was delicious. 'Meals are supposed to be pleasant!' the critics blathered. 'Oh, no, everything isn't absolutely perfect and made for a general audience!' But that's not how art should work! Even cannibalism has its place in the kitchen. Have you ever seen the high-concept eatery Alchemist? They educate the masses about uncomfortable topics through a tasting menu! That's incredible!"
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
The scent of mischief wakes her up, and she begins to search for the scent, tackling Klei to the ground, her knees on his stomach, handpaws on his chest
“AGH!” The shortsword falls out of Klei’s hands and he becomes visible as he collides with the floor.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"I was a very ugly, greasy child, as I was often told. Cigars and iced grog were my favorite pastimes when all the sailors were out getting killed and didn't need repairs."
The strugel's eyes widen. "I knew it!" He shouts, then covers his mask with his handpaws. "I'm sorry, it's just... it's just, like, so cool to see someone using the world's most widely invasive species for something I personally know a lot about. I cross-referenced the newspapers, and disappearances happen a lot around your locations. I was kinda shocked no one had figured it out before, and, you know, I couldn't tell anybody that I idolized a cannibal, so... well... here we are!" He chuckles.
She snorts and makes her way over, kissing the top of his head "Still."
An expression of relief passes over William's face. He inhaled and exhales, opening his eyes "You have... No idea.. how much that means to me. Very few people see the beauty behind it. That someone they love will forever be with them. That some misplaced trash will fill them and give them nutrients... It's impossible to convey without a pair of cuffs being slapped on your wrists." Tears roll down his cheeks despite his neutral face and tone.
"Hmm. You have strange tastes."
"Anything can be beautiful if given the chance. Ever had fermented basilisk balut? It's bright blue and absolutely delicious, but everyone says it looks like a nightmare made manifest. I used it in one of my 'concept-meals,' titled Mother's Lost Sapphires. Everyone hated it, even if it was delicious. 'Meals are supposed to be pleasant!' the critics blathered. 'Oh, no, everything isn't absolutely perfect and made for a general audience!' But that's not how art should work! Even cannibalism has its place in the kitchen. Have you ever seen the high-concept eatery Alchemist? They educate the masses about uncomfortable topics through a tasting menu! That's incredible!"
(Alchemist is a real restaurant)
"My tastes like within the history and background in a person, how they act, how they present themselves. Many factors." She says, walking over to the window.
William bristles, horns growing from his scalp. His flesh rots and falls to the floor in bits, baring rotten bones to the world. His skull extends into that of a deer, his eyes rotting out of his skull and falling to the floor. Claws extend from his fingertips like knives coming out of their sheaths. He stands over them and looks down "You are perfect... A perfect creature. You understand me. It's been so long.."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
The scent of mischief wakes her up, and she begins to search for the scent, tackling Klei to the ground, her knees on his stomach, handpaws on his chest
“AGH!” The shortsword falls out of Klei’s hands and he becomes visible as he collides with the floor.
She snickers, sitting up, all her weight on his stomach. "I gotcha! Hmmm... what do we have here? *I dont remember what klei is*"
*He’s a half-elf, but in his world the term half-elf is quite derogatory and most people refer to his lineage as “esshiri”)
“H-how did you see me??” Klei is very uncomfortable.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"S-sorry, miss." He takes a backstep out of the kitchen. The swinging door hits him in the face, but he doesn't seem to mind. "So, uh, this place was abandoned for a real long time, and the kitchen was open to just about anyone who needed to use it. I used to clean it all the time. J-just wanted to clear that up, sorry."
"Wait, wait, wait.. my boyfriend told me about you... You're that Strugel, right? If you wanna clean still, you're welcome to.. I have hardly enough time between finding a cure for Damian's god curse and cooking for the customers, tending the bar... i'd pay you.."
"Wait, you know about m- woah, a paying job?" He thinks for a moment, the door still in his face. "That's... a lot of information all at once. But I am up for hire at the moment. If you need help with a divine curse, I am a member of the Honkachu clergy, and as such I also have some of the best hospitality training on the material plane. Okay, there are some better, but I graduated with honors so I'm good enough to tend bar and prepare food for a tavern, even one like this one."
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
Her hips have a sort of hypnotic quality about them. Before long, he is noticed. "You need a top off?"
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
"Well, with the clientele we have, I cant afford to order the good stuff, so if you wanna make a donation, I can buy better coffee and for free, I'll show you where you can stick it.." She says scoffing.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
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𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
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*assuming a gram of butter on every square centimeter, that’s about 200 grams or so. jolly good then.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
She snorts and makes her way over, kissing the top of his head "Still."
An expression of relief passes over William's face. He inhaled and exhales, opening his eyes "You have... No idea.. how much that means to me. Very few people see the beauty behind it. That someone they love will forever be with them. That some misplaced trash will fill them and give them nutrients... It's impossible to convey without a pair of cuffs being slapped on your wrists." Tears roll down his cheeks despite his neutral face and tone.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Understood.*
"S-sorry, miss." He takes a backstep out of the kitchen. The swinging door hits him in the face, but he doesn't seem to mind. "So, uh, this place was abandoned for a real long time, and the kitchen was open to just about anyone who needed to use it. I used to clean it all the time. J-just wanted to clear that up, sorry."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
William is watching Saphuno quietly. He is sipping coffee while creating a recipe in his head for Anthro-cripsed legs.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Klei is invisibly pickpocketing people near Reese.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Hmm. You have strange tastes."
"Anything can be beautiful if given the chance. Ever had fermented basilisk balut? It's bright blue and absolutely delicious, but everyone says it looks like a nightmare made manifest. I used it in one of my 'concept-meals,' titled Mother's Lost Sapphires. Everyone hated it, even if it was delicious. 'Meals are supposed to be pleasant!' the critics blathered. 'Oh, no, everything isn't absolutely perfect and made for a general audience!' But that's not how art should work! Even cannibalism has its place in the kitchen. Have you ever seen the high-concept eatery Alchemist? They educate the masses about uncomfortable topics through a tasting menu! That's incredible!"
(Alchemist is a real restaurant)
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“AGH!” The shortsword falls out of Klei’s hands and he becomes visible as he collides with the floor.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"No. The coffee here leaves much to be desired." He said raising a brow.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"My tastes like within the history and background in a person, how they act, how they present themselves. Many factors." She says, walking over to the window.
William bristles, horns growing from his scalp. His flesh rots and falls to the floor in bits, baring rotten bones to the world. His skull extends into that of a deer, his eyes rotting out of his skull and falling to the floor. Claws extend from his fingertips like knives coming out of their sheaths. He stands over them and looks down "You are perfect... A perfect creature. You understand me. It's been so long.."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*He’s a half-elf, but in his world the term half-elf is quite derogatory and most people refer to his lineage as “esshiri”)
“H-how did you see me??” Klei is very uncomfortable.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Wait, you know about m- woah, a paying job?" He thinks for a moment, the door still in his face. "That's... a lot of information all at once. But I am up for hire at the moment. If you need help with a divine curse, I am a member of the Honkachu clergy, and as such I also have some of the best hospitality training on the material plane. Okay, there are some better, but I graduated with honors so I'm good enough to tend bar and prepare food for a tavern, even one like this one."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*wooo Mauric gets a coworker*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
He tilts his head, his face neutral "If you would like, I could lend you my own supply." He offered "I get mine from outer feywild and out in the celestial realm."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘