"No one is at the start. My parents regularly nearly killed me and/or each other for years after I was born."
*He's also a mad culinarian constantly on the brink of a breakdown, but yes.*
"Oh, almost nothing, really. I wanted to be able to learn your techniques quickly without having to unlearn much. It takes a longer time for me to unlearn than it takes to learn." He smiles. "Oh, wait, you mean of your work? I know the names, pictures, and prominent reviews on all your dishes and the Red Plate in general. I've learned about you from former employees, and they all speak glowingly of you once they have their tongues put back in! Speak with dead is an amazing spell, let me tell you..."
"Ah .." she said, her fingers digging into one of the pillows "I am sorry.."
William raised his head "I do hope you put them back into the ground. I would rather not get shut down again.." he says.
"What are you- oh. Don;t worry about it. They both died in an Aboleth attack, so it's all good now." He pours himself about 1.5 ounces of rotgut.
"Of course I did, man!" He squeaks. "I mean, sir. I'm a cook, not a necromancer! Well, actually, those two job descriptions are like, surprisingly similar. Just, like, I try to be careful."
She blinks slowly "You know I'm curious. I want to know what they are like. I'll tell you any secret you want." She said.
He smiles and crouches down "I am going to show you something. This will determine where this goes okay?" He says.
*Why do I see William picking him up like a hamburger everytime.*
(wdym lmao)
*William picking up the lil guy and holding him like he would a hamburger.*
(that would be funny to see)
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So spend your hours on What you think I've done wrong I know I'm in your mind I've been here way too long I want to spend my life With those who've done me right Your heart is frozen over I'm a four-leaf clover
"What are you- oh. Don't worry about it. They both died in an Aboleth attack, so it's all good now." He pours himself about 1.5 ounces of rotgut.
"Of course I did, man!" He squeaks. "I mean, sir. I'm a cook, not a necromancer! Well, actually, those two job descriptions are like, surprisingly similar. Just, like, I try to be careful."
She blinks slowly "You know I'm curious. I want to know what they are like. I'll tell you any secret you want." She said.
He smiles and crouches down "I am going to show you something. This will determine where this goes okay?" He says.
"Well, my father was an inventor and was extremely jealous of my talent. My mother was the business owner and much preferred my sister since she carried the sorcerous bloodline. I spent very little time with either of them as neither gave me the attention I wanted. I spent most of my time either studying or paying my way through social interactions. As a child I carried around far too much candy and was far too weak to defend it, and my parents thought it was so funny they didn't tell me."
He nods, his spiral eyes determined. The indomitable strugel spirit.
"What are you- oh. Don't worry about it. They both died in an Aboleth attack, so it's all good now." He pours himself about 1.5 ounces of rotgut.
"Of course I did, man!" He squeaks. "I mean, sir. I'm a cook, not a necromancer! Well, actually, those two job descriptions are like, surprisingly similar. Just, like, I try to be careful."
She blinks slowly "You know I'm curious. I want to know what they are like. I'll tell you any secret you want." She said.
He smiles and crouches down "I am going to show you something. This will determine where this goes okay?" He says.
"Well, my father was an inventor and was extremely jealous of my talent. My mother was the business owner and much preferred my sister since she carried the sorcerous bloodline. I spent very little time with either of them as neither gave me the attention I wanted. I spent most of my time either studying or paying my way through social interactions. As a child I carried around far too much candy and was far too weak to defend it, and my parents thought it was so funny they didn't tell me."
He nods, his spiral eyes determined. The indomitable strugel spirit.
She snorts a bit, covering her mouth "Forgive me, it paints an adorable sight in my eyes." She said waving her hand "Ah, to hold a small you..."
William leads him to the meat cooler and opens it for them.
"Well, my father was an inventor and was extremely jealous of my talent. My mother was the business owner and much preferred my sister since she carried the sorcerous bloodline. I spent very little time with either of them as neither gave me the attention I wanted. I spent most of my time either studying or paying my way through social interactions. As a child I carried around far too much candy and was far too weak to defend it, and my parents thought it was so funny they didn't tell me."
He nods, his spiral eyes determined. The indomitable strugel spirit.
She snorts a bit, covering her mouth "Forgive me, it paints an adorable sight in my eyes." She said waving her hand "Ah, to hold a small you..."
William leads him to the meat cooler and opens it for them.
"I was a very ugly, greasy child, as I was often told. Cigars and iced grog were my favorite pastimes when all the sailors were out getting killed and didn't need repairs."
The strugel's eyes widen. "I knew it!" He shouts, then covers his mask with his handpaws. "I'm sorry, it's just... it's just, like, so cool to see someone using the world's most widely invasive species for something I personally know a lot about. I cross-referenced the newspapers, and disappearances happen a lot around your locations. I was kinda shocked no one had figured it out before, and, you know, I couldn't tell anybody that I idolized a cannibal, so... well... here we are!" He chuckles.
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*sorry, sorry, I'm bored, missing Jester and keep getting stonewalled by both of you, so I gotta get what I can*
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*sorry, sorry, I'm bored, missing Jester and keep getting stonewalled by both of you, so I gotta get what I can*
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Don't be sorry.*
*that's fair, I totally get that. I also cant remember the last time I took my meds so that's probably why I'm a lil sensitive :3*
*It's okay to be sensitive sometimes.*
*Also, take your meds or I'll appear in your house at 3:00 AM and coat you in butter.*
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*sorry, sorry, I'm bored, missing Jester and keep getting stonewalled by both of you, so I gotta get what I can*
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Don't be sorry.*
*that's fair, I totally get that. I also cant remember the last time I took my meds so that's probably why I'm a lil sensitive :3*
*It's okay to be sensitive sometimes.*
*Also, take your meds or I'll appear in your house at 3:00 AM and coat you in butter.*
*dude what, where would you get all that butter*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*siiiiigh my boyfriend (/j) is gone RN so I don't have anybody to respond to me.. soooo!*
Saphuno is busy cleaning the kitchen Jax is walking the coast line Reese is asleep in the corner, curled up like a cat (very strange, as she is of canid blood)
The strugel (ferret halfling) walks into the kitchen with a sponge and bucket. "Oh, I, like, didn't know that anyone worked here anymore."
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
*sorry, sorry, I'm bored, missing Jester and keep getting stonewalled by both of you, so I gotta get what I can*
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Don't be sorry.*
*that's fair, I totally get that. I also cant remember the last time I took my meds so that's probably why I'm a lil sensitive :3*
*It's okay to be sensitive sometimes.*
*Also, take your meds or I'll appear in your house at 3:00 AM and coat you in butter.*
*dude what, where would you get all that butter*
*Bish I am*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
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*Hold strugel gentle, like hamburger.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She blinks slowly "You know I'm curious. I want to know what they are like. I'll tell you any secret you want." She said.
He smiles and crouches down "I am going to show you something. This will determine where this goes okay?" He says.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
(that would be funny to see)
So spend your hours on
What you think I've done wrong
I know I'm in your mind
I've been here way too long
I want to spend my life
With those who've done me right
Your heart is frozen over
I'm a four-leaf clover
"Well, my father was an inventor and was extremely jealous of my talent. My mother was the business owner and much preferred my sister since she carried the sorcerous bloodline. I spent very little time with either of them as neither gave me the attention I wanted. I spent most of my time either studying or paying my way through social interactions. As a child I carried around far too much candy and was far too weak to defend it, and my parents thought it was so funny they didn't tell me."
He nods, his spiral eyes determined. The indomitable strugel spirit.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
She snorts a bit, covering her mouth "Forgive me, it paints an adorable sight in my eyes." She said waving her hand "Ah, to hold a small you..."
William leads him to the meat cooler and opens it for them.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*brb dinner.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*I'll be right here for you.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I was a very ugly, greasy child, as I was often told. Cigars and iced grog were my favorite pastimes when all the sailors were out getting killed and didn't need repairs."
The strugel's eyes widen. "I knew it!" He shouts, then covers his mask with his handpaws. "I'm sorry, it's just... it's just, like, so cool to see someone using the world's most widely invasive species for something I personally know a lot about. I cross-referenced the newspapers, and disappearances happen a lot around your locations. I was kinda shocked no one had figured it out before, and, you know, I couldn't tell anybody that I idolized a cannibal, so... well... here we are!" He chuckles.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Hold thy tongue, sir! Wendigo is like my best friend, and while I do tend to be overly affectionate, he's got much better and more accessible prospects.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*I was intending to be joking, but I'm sorry. I was kinda caught up in my RP and didn't notice you posted.*
*Don't be sorry.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*i have a ton to do and I’m so tired and I just want to procrastinate but I legally cannot*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*It's okay to be sensitive sometimes.*
*Also, take your meds or I'll appear in your house at 3:00 AM and coat you in butter.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*dude what, where would you get all that butter*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The strugel (ferret halfling) walks into the kitchen with a sponge and bucket. "Oh, I, like, didn't know that anyone worked here anymore."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Bish I am*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels