Avery stands dramatically, "Alright, explanation time. So, timber was sent by a pirate named hector barbossa to kill me, but do to my rugged good looks, has instead defected because they like us. He's now coming to kill me and possibly them." He says, "They're also suprisingly hard to kill, having survived a bullet to the chest."
Timber blushes
"But we aren''t going to let that scum bag push us over. Or atleast i'm not gonna. I'm going to fight him." Avery says, "And i'm going to try and either kill him or put him somewhere he can't escape."
" I never wanted this, but Im with you
"Well, atleast i still have my crew to help." He thinks for a moment, "Or more.... parts of them?"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Eeeehhhhh, its hard to explain. Not all of them are alive. Or well, human?"
"There are no humans in this room"
"Well then i must be chopped liver."
*Isn't Avery a half harpy?*
*Siren. but he's mostly human*
"Full blooded humans"
"Still. I'm pretty sure most people aren't full blooded anymore."
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Avery sighs, but smiles,"You know i was gonna do a big reveal on whats in the chest."
"More catnip?"
"No, not more catnip. Also," He turns to friend, "Your outfit is cute."
Friend looks at what they’re wearing “Oh! Uhm… thanks… this is my outfit for when I’m performing for a big group of people”
"Like... on a pole or?" Avery asks confusedly
“Like a concert! If I was gonna pole dance I would wear something more revealing”
"Now that's something I would like to see" timber Snickers
“You would have to get me really wasted for that”
Avery shrugs, "Well now i know what i wanna see when if i survive."
“I’m gonna embarrass myself aren’t I”
"You brought this upon yourself
“Ok I did that before like MAYBE TWICE BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR!”
"Third time's the charm right?" Timber says teasingly "don't worry, pretty sure everyone has pole danced once or twice in their life "
“Pretty sure isn’t certain”
"I'm certain that everyone has poledanced once or twice in their life, Evan this lad over here" he thumbs at avery
“Have you pole danced, Timber?”
"A pirate is a natural at piledancing"
“I wanna see you pole dance, I’m sure it’s so graceful and smooth”
"Get Avery to poledanced first, and you have yourself a deal"
“Deal”
"Good luck with that." Avery smirks
"You get to see both of us poledance, so we at least get to see you poledance"
“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
"Before what?"
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
Friend pokes the potential spear
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
"Tingly, right?"
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
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“I feel like this was going somewhere before…”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Whatever, please continue "
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Before what?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Wasn’t there something about a chest?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"If we survive." Avery sighs
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Oh right!" He walks over to the chest, popping it open
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
[[ lol adhd moment ]]
friend peeks inside
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
So does timber
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Inside is many objects wrapped in a white cloth
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Friend blinks twice “can I touch it?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Um.... sure. But i should hold it fully, it can be.... jarring." He takes the first wrapped object, potentially a spear of some sort, out of the chest, wincing slightly
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Is it catnip?"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Friend pokes the potential spear
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"No timber." he laughs
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Friend feels a burst of something, but its gone to quick to make out
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Friend is confused “what in the nether-”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Is it a.... I don't know "
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Tingly, right?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Its my plan.... well z if we go for the last letter."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“Wha… does it have a channeling?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger