Wait, why am I mending pants? I don't have legs...
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As the night lingered on, Thorrison scouted around the forested area, searching for some of what Wysperra had asked him to seek out. Inside the camp, DeadpanC_C approached IAmSposta and said, “Listen, Fey Creature, I am in need of a side quest. Before we go against the Elite of the O’Gee’Elle, I’ve learned – if he is to be believed – from Quar1on – that we must travel to icy depths to find a way to break the curse that makes me-“
Suddenly DeadpanC_C disappeared.
“Turns out,” Drakenbrine smirked, “that’s his curse. He keeps getting banished to some other realm.”
“Well, he’s not here anymore, so he’s not a tenant of this realm,” Sirtawmis shrugged. “We can do this icy depths quest if he ever returns.”
“Tenant, by the way is different than tenet, which is something Paladins believe in as a part of their Oath,” AEDorsay said, standing up to come stand next to Sirtawmis, Drakenbine and IAmSposta. “You may wish to speak more clearly, as it sounds like you’re saying it incorrectly.”
Sirtawmis looked over at IAmSposta, “Maybe it’s the orc side of my half-orc blood, but I am telling you, educated elves are a pain.”
“I think it’s intelligence that wounds you, Sirtawmis,” IAmSposta laughed.
Amnon_Balderk approached Sirtawmis, “Have you looked in learning to channel your Ki? She’s not so bad. She’s quite nice and has a lot of wisdom and freely shares it with those who are willing.”
“Listen,” Sirtawmis growled, “no offense, but I am not going to take advice from someone with an underscore in their name. One of them has already been cursed to be banished away. Shame not everyone with an underscore in their name doesn’t suffer the same curse.”
“Your Ki energy is very, very off,” Amnon_Balderk muttered. “You could really benefit from some Zen. You’re going to burst a blood vessel.”
Midnightplat emerged from the shadows, as if made of the very darkness itself. “I was out scouting with Thorrison and…”
“Did something happen to him?” Wysperra asked. “It’d be dreadful if something happened. He has a list of things to try and gather for me. If he’s fallen in combat, all that effort lost. Unless you got the items from his corpse. Then no loss.”
Midnightplat stared at the Halfling artificer in wide eyed wonder. “What is wrong with you? No. Nothing like that. While he was scouting around, I was doing the same – sticking to the shadows. I found a cave not far from here. But it seems that it has an occupant. They weren’t there at the time – but there’s bones of all kinds in there.”
“What do you suppose calls the cave home that could be a danger?” Theology of Bagels asked, stepping forward.
“By the looks of it,” Midnightplat shrugged, “if I were to guess, it’s either a griffon or manticore.”
“One of those is more ideal than the other,” Theology of Bagels gulped. “Griffons typically don’t feed on goblins as they find us disgusting. However, manticores kill just to kill. They do it for sport and fun. They will kill and eat anything.”
Antonsirius, the kobold druid, looked to his friend. “You seem to know a lot about manticores?”
“Yes,” Theology of Bagels replied. “As it turns out I was traveling with a party headed to the city where I met you all. I never intended to join this group. However, I was the sole survivor when a manticore attacked the group I was with.”
“Did you not think to tell us? We’re just outside the city limits, probably where your friends perished,” Quar1on shouted.
“No,” Theology of Bagels replied, “We’re about 100 feet south of where they all perished.”
“100 feet south?” Quar1on shouted. “You do realize that’s nothing to a manticore?”
At that moment, Thorrison’s booming voice could be heard, “Manticore chasing me – incoming folks!” And the huge humanoid hippo burst through the bushes, followed by sixteen tail spikes hitting all around them!
What in the world?!? Manticores are grassland and moor or Heath dwelling, they dislike forests because they can’t fly in them — wings need space, after all.
while this pinch of sulfur and bit of bat guano will be handy, I have to wonder if the poor thing is injured.
in any case, tomorrow I will have a question.
It may have to do with legs, it may not.
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I think that the "Anything BUT the OGL" campaign would be in Eberron, set during the Last War (at the start of the campaign, at least). Except absolutely nothing the party does has anything to do with the Last War in any way. They just dick around and have a good time while everybody is fighting battles and killing each other.
At one point, the whole party died... well, nearly, anyways. Good thing the Bard took revivify from Magical Secrets!
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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What in the world?!? Manticores are grassland and moor or Heath dwelling, they dislike forests because they can’t fly in them — wings need space, after all.
while this pinch of sulfur and bit of bat guano will be handy, I have to wonder if the poor thing is injured.
in any case, tomorrow I will have a question.
It may have to do with legs, it may not.
Never said the manticore was in the forest.
I said tail spikes (which they can discharge) struck around them.
The manticore is in the air, above the forest. The entire world isn't woods. I did mention a cave. So there's plains and mountains and more.
I never have any idea where I go with each one I add. Each one has jokes mentioned in the thread (like how you corrected me on tenant vs tenet) ;)
Sometimes I leave for what seems like five minutes and suddenly the whole thread is in chaos. Can I have a character too? Lol.
I also resonate with the Oath of the Ancients tbh. I want to be a ray of sunshine.
Any other questions, I lost in the vastness of what showed up here while I was away. I can't keep up!
sorry that took so long i was dealing with some super weird spam message on my phone and couldn't get get on. lets see. how about this:
-ChoirOfFire: tielfing paladin (tiefling obviously. paladin because they are the one lawful char in the party who misses one session and comes back to find that the party used the deck of many things to sell it to random people and now gravity is 300% and there are 17 tarrasques! but hey, at least were rich! if you couldn't tell that was kinda of a stressful session)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
Question of the Day - Who or what was your most challenging BBEG?
Most challenging BBEG? I haven't actually ever finished a campaign, so I have never fought The BBEG. But there have been mini quests with challenging monsters. There was one side quest we were in, where we were fighting a giant (he had stolen all the towns mead! That is not acceptable.). The giant was several levels above us and it could kill us in one hit. Its cave system was an advantage though, we were able to surround it and it couldn't move through parts of it very easily. It was really a really chaotic battle that took two sessions to complete, in it we discovered that our human paladin was actually a dragonborn (revealed Luca style), several of our party members dropped to zero hit points several times sometimes at the hand of their own team, our barbarian got himself trapped in a tomb, and my monk actually escaped unscathed. It was a really fun battle.
-ChoirOfFire: tielfing paladin (tiefling obviously. paladin because they are the one lawful char in the party who misses one session and comes back to find that the party used the deck of many things to sell it to random people and now gravity is 300% and there are 17 tarrasques! but hey, at least were rich! if you couldn't tell that was kinda of a stressful session)
Question of the Day - Who or what was your most challenging BBEG?
Counterintuitively, boss monsters seem to get less threatening the further you go in the progression of levels. Still, the kraken Slarkrethel at the end of Storm King's Thunder put up a pretty good fight. The first time they faced him, he ran off to the sea floor. Second time though, I got to tinker with his rules. It's pretty easy in that campaign to go well above the projected level cap, and we did.
Based on the idea of krakens being ancient weapons of cosmic war, I figured it would be fun for him to function as a delivery system for troops. So I put a portal in his mouth that led to the city he was sieging, Waterdeep, where some cherished NPCs were being threatened by spooky sea enemies. (The party could hear the screams and see the distant fires when he opened his maw.) I put the party in a chamber of air at the bottom of the sea, with permeable walls (anyone can strike through them) that began to flood part of the way through the fight, causing mobility issues. Then I gave him some cultists in a nearby chamber who were performing a last minute ritual to summon something (they never got to finish), plus a giant electric eel that just happened to be in the area, and finally I gave him a second phase.
In my version of events, he's been steadily removing pieces of himself in order to make himself more and more dangerous in his quest to kill the god of giants, his creator who abandoned him. (The whole Ordning thing is just a way to get Annam to show his face so the kraken can strangle him to death.) He's long since destroyed his sense of empathy and reason, he burned most of his memories (and ejected them via a giant ink cloud that the party swam through and experienced, going partially mad in the process), he removed all parts of his body that he couldn't use for murder and replaced them with horrible tentacles, etc. In his second phase he forcibly loses his ability to cast spells, burning all his spell slots and regaining HP based on how many were left, and basically goes berserk.
Sometimes I leave for what seems like five minutes and suddenly the whole thread is in chaos. Can I have a character too? Lol.
I also resonate with the Oath of the Ancients tbh. I want to be a ray of sunshine.
Any other questions, I lost in the vastness of what showed up here while I was away. I can't keep up!
This is exactly what happened to me. I spent quite a while catching up.
the summoning dark. ahh, i had forgotten about this one. let us what "hero" i shall mould today:
-The_Summoning_Dark: tortle bloodhunter (tortle cause you're in the same boat as ChoirOfFire. and bloodhunter cause you recycle your blood (check your signature) and you serve dark forces)
also to my fellow anything but the ogl campaing players. i have officialy created 14 chars and have gone through all the main classes (including blood hunter). do you guys think i should keep adding people and doubling up on classes or should we keep it at 14?
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"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
-The_Summoning_Dark: tortle bloodhunter (tortle cause you're in the same boat as ChoirOfFire. and bloodhunter cause you recycle your blood (check your signature) and you serve dark forces)
Wait, why am I mending pants? I don't have legs...
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IAMsposta: satyr bard
AEDorsay: elf wizard
Sirtawmis: half-orc fighter
deadpanC_C: leonin barbarian
theology of bagels: goblin cleric
drakenbrine: dwarf sorcerer
Amnon_Balderk: orc monk
midnightplat: changeling rogue
Wysperra: halfling artificer
quar1on: gnome warlock
Antonsirius: kobold Druid
thorrison: Giff Ranger
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As the night lingered on, Thorrison scouted around the forested area, searching for some of what Wysperra had asked him to seek out. Inside the camp, DeadpanC_C approached IAmSposta and said, “Listen, Fey Creature, I am in need of a side quest. Before we go against the Elite of the O’Gee’Elle, I’ve learned – if he is to be believed – from Quar1on – that we must travel to icy depths to find a way to break the curse that makes me-“
Suddenly DeadpanC_C disappeared.
“Turns out,” Drakenbrine smirked, “that’s his curse. He keeps getting banished to some other realm.”
“Well, he’s not here anymore, so he’s not a tenant of this realm,” Sirtawmis shrugged. “We can do this icy depths quest if he ever returns.”
“Tenant, by the way is different than tenet, which is something Paladins believe in as a part of their Oath,” AEDorsay said, standing up to come stand next to Sirtawmis, Drakenbine and IAmSposta. “You may wish to speak more clearly, as it sounds like you’re saying it incorrectly.”
Sirtawmis looked over at IAmSposta, “Maybe it’s the orc side of my half-orc blood, but I am telling you, educated elves are a pain.”
“I think it’s intelligence that wounds you, Sirtawmis,” IAmSposta laughed.
Amnon_Balderk approached Sirtawmis, “Have you looked in learning to channel your Ki? She’s not so bad. She’s quite nice and has a lot of wisdom and freely shares it with those who are willing.”
“Listen,” Sirtawmis growled, “no offense, but I am not going to take advice from someone with an underscore in their name. One of them has already been cursed to be banished away. Shame not everyone with an underscore in their name doesn’t suffer the same curse.”
“Your Ki energy is very, very off,” Amnon_Balderk muttered. “You could really benefit from some Zen. You’re going to burst a blood vessel.”
Midnightplat emerged from the shadows, as if made of the very darkness itself. “I was out scouting with Thorrison and…”
“Did something happen to him?” Wysperra asked. “It’d be dreadful if something happened. He has a list of things to try and gather for me. If he’s fallen in combat, all that effort lost. Unless you got the items from his corpse. Then no loss.”
Midnightplat stared at the Halfling artificer in wide eyed wonder. “What is wrong with you? No. Nothing like that. While he was scouting around, I was doing the same – sticking to the shadows. I found a cave not far from here. But it seems that it has an occupant. They weren’t there at the time – but there’s bones of all kinds in there.”
“What do you suppose calls the cave home that could be a danger?” Theology of Bagels asked, stepping forward.
“By the looks of it,” Midnightplat shrugged, “if I were to guess, it’s either a griffon or manticore.”
“One of those is more ideal than the other,” Theology of Bagels gulped. “Griffons typically don’t feed on goblins as they find us disgusting. However, manticores kill just to kill. They do it for sport and fun. They will kill and eat anything.”
Antonsirius, the kobold druid, looked to his friend. “You seem to know a lot about manticores?”
“Yes,” Theology of Bagels replied. “As it turns out I was traveling with a party headed to the city where I met you all. I never intended to join this group. However, I was the sole survivor when a manticore attacked the group I was with.”
“Did you not think to tell us? We’re just outside the city limits, probably where your friends perished,” Quar1on shouted.
“No,” Theology of Bagels replied, “We’re about 100 feet south of where they all perished.”
“100 feet south?” Quar1on shouted. “You do realize that’s nothing to a manticore?”
At that moment, Thorrison’s booming voice could be heard, “Manticore chasing me – incoming folks!” And the huge humanoid hippo burst through the bushes, followed by sixteen tail spikes hitting all around them!
TO BE CONTINUED?
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What in the world?!? Manticores are grassland and moor or Heath dwelling, they dislike forests because they can’t fly in them — wings need space, after all.
while this pinch of sulfur and bit of bat guano will be handy, I have to wonder if the poor thing is injured.
in any case, tomorrow I will have a question.
It may have to do with legs, it may not.
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Wyrlde: Adventures in the Seven Cities
.-=] Lore Book | Patreon | Wyrlde YT [=-.
An original Setting for 5e, a whole solar system of adventure. Ongoing updates, exclusies, more.
Not Talking About It / Dubbed The Oracle in the Cult of Mythology Nerds
Sometimes I leave for what seems like five minutes and suddenly the whole thread is in chaos. Can I have a character too? Lol.
I also resonate with the Oath of the Ancients tbh. I want to be a ray of sunshine.
Any other questions, I lost in the vastness of what showed up here while I was away. I can't keep up!
I think that the "Anything BUT the OGL" campaign would be in Eberron, set during the Last War (at the start of the campaign, at least). Except absolutely nothing the party does has anything to do with the Last War in any way. They just dick around and have a good time while everybody is fighting battles and killing each other.
At one point, the whole party died... well, nearly, anyways. Good thing the Bard took revivify from Magical Secrets!
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Never said the manticore was in the forest.
I said tail spikes (which they can discharge) struck around them.
The manticore is in the air, above the forest. The entire world isn't woods. I did mention a cave. So there's plains and mountains and more.
I never have any idea where I go with each one I add. Each one has jokes mentioned in the thread (like how you corrected me on tenant vs tenet) ;)
Let's see if AllMightyLordOfDND shows up and assigns you a character. If they take too long I will throw you in. :)
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Question of the Day - Who or what was your most challenging BBEG?
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My players' availability.
Same. Haven’t played a proper game of dnd in over two years.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I want to see Drakenbrine ride a Drake into battle holding a Staff of the Magi, possibly as in a fight against the BBEG.
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Question: In the ‘Anything BUT the OGL’ campaign, what magic item do you want to see you’re character have?
me, Staff of the Magi
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sorry that took so long i was dealing with some super weird spam message on my phone and couldn't get get on. lets see. how about this:
-ChoirOfFire: tielfing paladin (tiefling obviously. paladin because they are the one lawful char in the party who misses one session and comes back to find that the party used the deck of many things to sell it to random people and now gravity is 300% and there are 17 tarrasques! but hey, at least were rich! if you couldn't tell that was kinda of a stressful session)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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The Immovable Rod. No other item can move this thing out of its place in number one. Mostly because I pressed the button.
Most challenging BBEG? I haven't actually ever finished a campaign, so I have never fought The BBEG. But there have been mini quests with challenging monsters. There was one side quest we were in, where we were fighting a giant (he had stolen all the towns mead! That is not acceptable.). The giant was several levels above us and it could kill us in one hit. Its cave system was an advantage though, we were able to surround it and it couldn't move through parts of it very easily. It was really a really chaotic battle that took two sessions to complete, in it we discovered that our human paladin was actually a dragonborn (revealed Luca style), several of our party members dropped to zero hit points several times sometimes at the hand of their own team, our barbarian got himself trapped in a tomb, and my monk actually escaped unscathed. It was a really fun battle.
This is exactly what happened to me. I spent quite a while catching up.
Oh yeah, you two totally deserve characters!! AllMightyLordOfDND, you gotta hook ‘em up.
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Counterintuitively, boss monsters seem to get less threatening the further you go in the progression of levels. Still, the kraken Slarkrethel at the end of Storm King's Thunder put up a pretty good fight. The first time they faced him, he ran off to the sea floor. Second time though, I got to tinker with his rules. It's pretty easy in that campaign to go well above the projected level cap, and we did.
Based on the idea of krakens being ancient weapons of cosmic war, I figured it would be fun for him to function as a delivery system for troops. So I put a portal in his mouth that led to the city he was sieging, Waterdeep, where some cherished NPCs were being threatened by spooky sea enemies. (The party could hear the screams and see the distant fires when he opened his maw.) I put the party in a chamber of air at the bottom of the sea, with permeable walls (anyone can strike through them) that began to flood part of the way through the fight, causing mobility issues. Then I gave him some cultists in a nearby chamber who were performing a last minute ritual to summon something (they never got to finish), plus a giant electric eel that just happened to be in the area, and finally I gave him a second phase.
In my version of events, he's been steadily removing pieces of himself in order to make himself more and more dangerous in his quest to kill the god of giants, his creator who abandoned him. (The whole Ordning thing is just a way to get Annam to show his face so the kraken can strangle him to death.) He's long since destroyed his sense of empathy and reason, he burned most of his memories (and ejected them via a giant ink cloud that the party swam through and experienced, going partially mad in the process), he removed all parts of his body that he couldn't use for murder and replaced them with horrible tentacles, etc. In his second phase he forcibly loses his ability to cast spells, burning all his spell slots and regaining HP based on how many were left, and basically goes berserk.
the summoning dark. ahh, i had forgotten about this one. let us what "hero" i shall mould today:
-The_Summoning_Dark: tortle bloodhunter (tortle cause you're in the same boat as ChoirOfFire. and bloodhunter cause you recycle your blood (check your signature) and you serve dark forces)
also to my fellow anything but the ogl campaing players. i have officialy created 14 chars and have gone through all the main classes (including blood hunter). do you guys think i should keep adding people and doubling up on classes or should we keep it at 14?
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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wow. how dare you blame your creator halfbreed, you shalt be smited! (i jest, i jest. or do i? eheheheheheheh)
"Come with me, and you'll be. in a world of pure imagination. Take a look, and you'll see, into your imagination. we'll begin, with a spin. traveling in a world of my creation. what we'll see will defy explanation!" ~Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
their is no light without dark. no calm without storm. no heroes without villains. I, unfortunately am the dark. I am the storm. I. Am. The. Villain (not really considering I'm a forever player and never get the chance to DM)
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Nice. That is pretty accurate.