"I don't trust anyone who works with that monster!"
"I don't work with or for him. I met him at a party, and he seemed keen on burning you both at the stake. I just wanted to see why he would have such an inclination."
"I'm an anarchist, he's got buddies in the government, because of course he does."
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'And he thinks Tyrion poses a threat, as he's good, and willing to take crazy risks to fight evil. And, there's the good old fashioned Cato contempt of anyone who, well, lives in the sewers'
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'You're telling me? The guy is literally evil personified. And he hates me because, well, it's complicated. He sees me like how a cat sees a rat. He basically exists to hate me, and people like me. Please don't tell me ya on his side. He won't like you- a big, dirty, smelly creature with a moral compass. He can't respect that, I reckon he's using you'
"While I try to maintain good hygiene... I admit, you are probably right. I might visit his house again just for the food. I think that'll be a fitting, if undewhelming punishment for him."
'I can imagine the food there is good. Except, I'm pretty sure they serve human flesh. And yeah, sure, go visit him, gross out the guests and Cato himself. Ya staying in this town for a while?'
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'I can imagine the food there is good. Except, I'm pretty sure they serve human flesh. And yeah, sure, go visit him, gross out the guests and Cato himself. Ya staying in this town for a while?'
"I hope so. It's a lot nicer than the last place I was staying. Also, I thought it prudent to mention that I would rather not be referred to as though I were something disgusting, even if it is true."
'And he thinks Tyrion poses a threat, as he's good, and willing to take crazy risks to fight evil. And, there's the good old fashioned Cato contempt of anyone who, well, lives in the sewers'
"Well, Tyrion," he turns a bit "I hope you take good care of yourself. I can't help you very much, unless you require a meat shield or battlemage of some sort."
'Ok, sure. I just forget that most people see disgusting as something to be ashamed of or whatever. To me, it's a badge of honour. If ya not got money, I recommend staying in the sewers'
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'Ok, sure. I just forget that most people see disgusting as something to be ashamed of or whatever. To me, it's a badge of honour. If ya not got money, I recommend staying in the sewers'
"I have enough money. One doesn't buy 60 pounds of bull livers without being able to pay for them."
'Good point. And yeah, I am friends with the rats. I mean, I was raised by rats, I kinda see myself as being a bit like them. Thanks for not eating my friends, not that I really judge those who eat rats. I knew quite a few people who did.'
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'Good point. And yeah, I am friends with the rats. I mean, I was raised by rats, I kinda see myself as being a bit like them. Thanks for not eating my friends, not that I really judge those who eat rats. I knew quite a few people who did.'
"Thank you for not judging me for my eating habits. I imagine seeing such a large being that is willing to eat creatures you consider your family would drive most people to violence."
'Yeah, it probably should to be honest. Those little guys are everything to me. But at the same time, people gotta eat to survive. When ya live in the sewers, ya get used to rat-eaters. Rats are pretty much the main food group down there, after all.'
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'Yeah, it probably should to be honest. Those little guys are everything to me. But at the same time, people gotta eat to survive. When ya live in the sewers, ya get used to rat-eaters. Rats are pretty much the main food group down there, after all.'
"I promise not to eat any of your rats. I'll also stay away from any exterminator jobs involving them. Oh, by the way, I work as a part-time exterminator, because I'm really good at finding creatures. I don't quite like wasp nests, but they'll tide me over while I work up the cash to pay for my next meal."
'Sounds great! I can imagine you'd make a great exterminator. One of the good ones, not the ones that used to pick on me, set dogs on me, beat me up, ya get the idea. Yeah, wasps sound like a good target, and I guess there's other bugs as well. I'm not friends with the centipedes, they're fair game. And I thought ya said ya had cash?'
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'Sounds great! I can imagine you'd make a great exterminator. One of the good ones, not the ones that used to pick on me, set dogs on me, beat me up, ya get the idea. Yeah, wasps sound like a good target, and I guess there's other bugs as well. I'm not friends with the centipedes, they're fair game. And I thought ya said ya had cash?'
"Yes, but I budget it intensely. I often don't have enough to feed myself at the end of the day. Well, not enough to be full."
"I'm an anarchist, he's got buddies in the government, because of course he does."
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'And he thinks Tyrion poses a threat, as he's good, and willing to take crazy risks to fight evil. And, there's the good old fashioned Cato contempt of anyone who, well, lives in the sewers'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"While I try to maintain good hygiene... I admit, you are probably right. I might visit his house again just for the food. I think that'll be a fitting, if undewhelming punishment for him."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'I can imagine the food there is good. Except, I'm pretty sure they serve human flesh. And yeah, sure, go visit him, gross out the guests and Cato himself. Ya staying in this town for a while?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I hope so. It's a lot nicer than the last place I was staying. Also, I thought it prudent to mention that I would rather not be referred to as though I were something disgusting, even if it is true."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, Tyrion," he turns a bit "I hope you take good care of yourself. I can't help you very much, unless you require a meat shield or battlemage of some sort."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ok, sure. I just forget that most people see disgusting as something to be ashamed of or whatever. To me, it's a badge of honour. If ya not got money, I recommend staying in the sewers'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I have enough money. One doesn't buy 60 pounds of bull livers without being able to pay for them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Fair enough. I just thought ya might like it, seeming as it's a nice peaceful place and ya clearly not squeamish or prissy'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"True, but I might not fit very well. Plus, I'd probably eat many rats, and I heard that you are friends with those."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Good point. And yeah, I am friends with the rats. I mean, I was raised by rats, I kinda see myself as being a bit like them. Thanks for not eating my friends, not that I really judge those who eat rats. I knew quite a few people who did.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Thank you for not judging me for my eating habits. I imagine seeing such a large being that is willing to eat creatures you consider your family would drive most people to violence."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Yeah, it probably should to be honest. Those little guys are everything to me. But at the same time, people gotta eat to survive. When ya live in the sewers, ya get used to rat-eaters. Rats are pretty much the main food group down there, after all.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"I promise not to eat any of your rats. I'll also stay away from any exterminator jobs involving them. Oh, by the way, I work as a part-time exterminator, because I'm really good at finding creatures. I don't quite like wasp nests, but they'll tide me over while I work up the cash to pay for my next meal."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Sounds great! I can imagine you'd make a great exterminator. One of the good ones, not the ones that used to pick on me, set dogs on me, beat me up, ya get the idea. Yeah, wasps sound like a good target, and I guess there's other bugs as well. I'm not friends with the centipedes, they're fair game. And I thought ya said ya had cash?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*gtg*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"What about my pigeons, don't hurt the pigeons. They're like me kids."
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"Yes, but I budget it intensely. I often don't have enough to feed myself at the end of the day. Well, not enough to be full."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Plague Eater seems uncomfortable for a second. "Er... I won't eat any pigeons in this town."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Bye!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels