'You're the experts, right? What are you even going to do, like, is this a hairdressers, a massage, what is this?'

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Siberius is lead into Appointment room 2. They sit you down in one of the seats, adding more cushions to it to make it as comfy as possible. "Before we start, do you have any allergies?"

*Appointment room 2:*

 

 "I do not, my family had made sure I had experienced all that could cause allergy at a young age,"

 "Very good Ms." A few more staff members enter the room, until there are 5 total. "Are there any specific products you would like us to use? You paid for the luxury session, so you can have whatever you would like."

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Siberius is lead into Appointment room 2. They sit you down in one of the seats, adding more cushions to it to make it as comfy as possible. "Before we start, do you have any allergies?"

*Appointment room 2:*

 

 "I do not, my family had made sure I had experienced all that could cause allergy at a young age,"

 "Very good Ms." A few more staff members enter the room, until there are 5 total. "Are there any specific products you would like us to use? You paid for the luxury session, so you can have whatever you would like."

 "The highest quality of everything, I can pay to replenish your supply." they smile.

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'You're the experts, right? What are you even going to do, like, is this a hairdressers, a massage, what is this?'

 "We use a number of natural products, including honey, perfumes, and face creams. We will then trim your hair, and give you a full body massage."

'Sounds great! You do what you think is best!' Hi is still hiding in his pocket

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Siberius is lead into Appointment room 2. They sit you down in one of the seats, adding more cushions to it to make it as comfy as possible. "Before we start, do you have any allergies?"

*Appointment room 2:*

 

 "I do not, my family had made sure I had experienced all that could cause allergy at a young age,"

 "Very good Ms." A few more staff members enter the room, until there are 5 total. "Are there any specific products you would like us to use? You paid for the luxury session, so you can have whatever you would like."

 "The highest quality of everything, I can pay to replenish your supply." they smile.

 The woman smiles. "Thank you Ms, but that won't be necessary." She claps her hands twice, and the other four women get to work treating you with all they're best creams, hair products, perfumes and makeups. "Would you like a drink Ms?"

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Siberius is lead into Appointment room 2. They sit you down in one of the seats, adding more cushions to it to make it as comfy as possible. "Before we start, do you have any allergies?"

*Appointment room 2:*

 

 "I do not, my family had made sure I had experienced all that could cause allergy at a young age,"

 "Very good Ms." A few more staff members enter the room, until there are 5 total. "Are there any specific products you would like us to use? You paid for the luxury session, so you can have whatever you would like."

 "The highest quality of everything, I can pay to replenish your supply." they smile.

 The woman smiles. "Thank you Ms, but that won't be necessary." She claps her hands twice, and the other four women get to work treating you with all they're best creams, hair products, perfumes and makeups. "Would you like a drink Ms?"

 "A Mind Flayer cocktail, please."

*yes, I did just pull a Hero's Feast (the licenced cookbook) drink lol*

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'Sounds great! You do what you think is best!' Hi is still hiding in his pocket

 You are smothered in all kinds of products and lotions, as the staff are forced to do their absolute best to get you to smell nice. "Would you like a hot drink sir? Or a warm flannel?"

'Do I have to pay extra?' Flint does not realise he is probably one of the worse clients this spa has had. Not many probably bring rats in. He's finding it very relaxing.

*Is he in a spa robe or something? Just trying to get a mental image*

*I'm logging off for now, bye everyone!*

*see ya!*

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Siberius is lead into Appointment room 2. They sit you down in one of the seats, adding more cushions to it to make it as comfy as possible. "Before we start, do you have any allergies?"

*Appointment room 2:*

 

 "I do not, my family had made sure I had experienced all that could cause allergy at a young age,"

 "Very good Ms." A few more staff members enter the room, until there are 5 total. "Are there any specific products you would like us to use? You paid for the luxury session, so you can have whatever you would like."

 "The highest quality of everything, I can pay to replenish your supply." they smile.

 The woman smiles. "Thank you Ms, but that won't be necessary." She claps her hands twice, and the other four women get to work treating you with all they're best creams, hair products, perfumes and makeups. "Would you like a drink Ms?"

 "A Mind Flayer cocktail, please."

*yes, I did just pull a Hero's Feast (the licenced cookbook) drink lol*

 You are served a drink that looks like this:

 "There you go Ms, one mind flayer cocktail." She seems out of breath, as if it was hard work to find you the drink.

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'Do I have to pay extra?' Flint does not realise he is probably one of the worse clients this spa has had. Not many probably bring rats in. He's finding it very relaxing.

*Is he in a spa robe or something? Just trying to get a mental image*

 "...No." One of the staff members says, slightly annoyed.

*You said he washed in his clothes, so he's still in them. It makes the staffs job of making you smell nice ever harder, because they have to clean your clothes whilst they're on you XD*

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*I'm logging off for now, bye everyone!*

 *See you later! You're Appointment is pretty much done anyways, so if I'm not here when you come back then you can just leave.*

'Yeah, in that case, I'd love a drink! Can I have a cup of tea? I like tea, especially when it's pale and weak (like himself!). Wait, have I done anything wrong? Ya seem a little on edge'

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'Yeah, in that case, I'd love a drink! Can I have a cup of tea? I like tea, especially when it's pale and weak (like himself!). Wait, have I done anything wrong? Ya seem a little on edge'

 "Sure, coming right up." One of the staff members goes to get the tea. 

"No, you haven't done anything wrong, apart from maybe getting this dirty."

'Dirty? I washed? I thought this was clean. Isn't it?'

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'Dirty? I washed? I thought this was clean. Isn't it?'

 "It's clean...ish. You seem to have built up a lot more grime then can be washed of in one shower."

'Ya know, that's probably true. That's what life in the sewers...' he stops himself. 'Ya doing a very good job, anyways. And this has given me an opportunity to get my clothes clean as well!'

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'Ya know, that's probably true. That's what life in the sewers...' he stops himself. 'Ya doing a very good job, anyways. And this has given me an opportunity to get my clothes clean as well!'

 "Yes, it does sir." The appointment continues, but no matter how hard the scrub you, the dirt and sewage smell just doesn't seem to fade. They stop, and mutter something to each other. Then, one of them calls out, "Bring the washanator!"