'Of course you do, good sir. I would never suspect you of such a thing. My companion Flint, on the other hand, has a much disturbed mind. You must excuse him...'
Flint doesn't bother arguing that it was in reality both of them who were wondering.
The Gargoyle chortles, which sounds similar to many rocks being ground together. "No worries. That question is asked a lot. Is it weird that you wear clothes crafted from leather, the skin of animals? Not to you, but it is to many of us. The thing is, people act like stone building from stone is weird, but I have visited cathedrals crafted from human bone and have even seen someone walking about here with barrels of flesh."
'Oh, I can't judge. I used to have a skeleton in my house who I talked to. Dead bodies are sort of my normal'
'I'm dreadfully sorry about him'
The Gargoyle has been standing on his hind legs, but he leans forward so that now he is on all fours, a more comfortable position. "My people reconstruct the dead-stone remains of those of us who have perished into something like statues. They are sacred to us and the "statues" are called "Gronkstak" in our language. You bury your dead, don't you?"
'I don't know. Apparently society buries its dead, but then how do so many end up drifting in the sewers, just waiting to be looted? Nah, I don't know about respect for the dead. But respect for the living, I can get behind that'
'A psychological doctor? Can you read into my mind or something?'
'I don't know. Apparently society buries its dead, but then how do so many end up drifting in the sewers, just waiting to be looted? Nah, I don't know about respect for the dead. But respect for the living, I can get behind that'
'A psychological doctor? Can you read into my mind or something?'
"We build gronkstak in order to preserve their memory. We have gorges miles long filled with pedestals of gronkstak. Each gronkstak has its own pedestal which is carved with the history of their lives."
'I don't know. Apparently society buries its dead, but then how do so many end up drifting in the sewers, just waiting to be looted? Nah, I don't know about respect for the dead. But respect for the living, I can get behind that'
'A psychological doctor? Can you read into my mind or something?'
"We build gronkstak in order to preserve their memory. We have gorges miles long filled with pedestals of gronkstak. Each gronkstak has its own pedestal which is carved with the history of their lives."
'I guess that's a good way of respectfully using the dead. Better than burial, in my opinion'
"Well from deduction I can tell that you are very stuck up and pompous, but my real job is to help you through mental and emotional problems, which I can tell you have many of."
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'I don't know. Apparently society buries its dead, but then how do so many end up drifting in the sewers, just waiting to be looted? Nah, I don't know about respect for the dead. But respect for the living, I can get behind that'
'A psychological doctor? Can you read into my mind or something?'
"We build gronkstak in order to preserve their memory. We have gorges miles long filled with pedestals of gronkstak. Each gronkstak has its own pedestal which is carved with the history of their lives."
'I guess that's a good way of respectfully using the dead. Better than burial, in my opinion'
The Gargoyle shrugs, "Different strokes for different folks I guess. It would probably be weird if humans tried to rebuild the remains of their dead like we do. Chunks of meat are not great for sculpture."
'You have a fair point. Bones can make good jewellery though. Not human bones. Rat bones. Hey, don't judge!'
He makes his rocky laughing sound again. "Many humanoids wear jewels which I find interesting. Where you have squishy organs, we have gemstones and jewels. It really feels weird that you humanoids survive at all. You are so soft and squishy and your vital organs are even more weak." He smiles good-naturedly, "I could mash you to a pulp easily."
'I'm sure you could. Or snap me in half. Not all humanoids are this weak and scrawny, though. I'm a special case'
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The gargoyle pats him on the back in what is supposed to be a friendly gesture but almost dislocates your shoulder. "I got to be off. I built a tower and forgot to add a door on the bottom. I don't need one, but I don't mean to shut others out. See you around."
*Sorry, I got some work I got to get back to. I am thinking about introducing this character over there though. Probably after the whole Dwarf and Darkness fiasco is dealt with.*
The Gargoyle chortles, which sounds similar to many rocks being ground together. "No worries. That question is asked a lot. Is it weird that you wear clothes crafted from leather, the skin of animals? Not to you, but it is to many of us. The thing is, people act like stone building from stone is weird, but I have visited cathedrals crafted from human bone and have even seen someone walking about here with barrels of flesh."
'Oh, I can't judge. I used to have a skeleton in my house who I talked to. Dead bodies are sort of my normal'
'I'm dreadfully sorry about him'
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Everard walks over to Flint and Dexen. "Hello, I just came to introduce myself as I am new. I am Everard, I am a psychological doctor."
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
The Gargoyle has been standing on his hind legs, but he leans forward so that now he is on all fours, a more comfortable position. "My people reconstruct the dead-stone remains of those of us who have perished into something like statues. They are sacred to us and the "statues" are called "Gronkstak" in our language. You bury your dead, don't you?"
'I don't know. Apparently society buries its dead, but then how do so many end up drifting in the sewers, just waiting to be looted? Nah, I don't know about respect for the dead. But respect for the living, I can get behind that'
'A psychological doctor? Can you read into my mind or something?'
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"We build gronkstak in order to preserve their memory. We have gorges miles long filled with pedestals of gronkstak. Each gronkstak has its own pedestal which is carved with the history of their lives."
"In a way, yes."
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'I guess that's a good way of respectfully using the dead. Better than burial, in my opinion'
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'Go on then. Tell me something about myself'
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"Well from deduction I can tell that you are very stuck up and pompous, but my real job is to help you through mental and emotional problems, which I can tell you have many of."
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
'Mental and emotional problems? No way? I need to hear more...'
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The Gargoyle shrugs, "Different strokes for different folks I guess. It would probably be weird if humans tried to rebuild the remains of their dead like we do. Chunks of meat are not great for sculpture."
'You have a fair point. Bones can make good jewellery though. Not human bones. Rat bones. Hey, don't judge!'
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"Well first of all your egotism. If you were my patient I would have a field day with that."
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'Egotism? Excuse me!'
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"A non egotistical person would admit to egotism so yes."
*I gtg*
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*see ya!*
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He makes his rocky laughing sound again. "Many humanoids wear jewels which I find interesting. Where you have squishy organs, we have gemstones and jewels. It really feels weird that you humanoids survive at all. You are so soft and squishy and your vital organs are even more weak." He smiles good-naturedly, "I could mash you to a pulp easily."
'I'm sure you could. Or snap me in half. Not all humanoids are this weak and scrawny, though. I'm a special case'
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The gargoyle pats him on the back in what is supposed to be a friendly gesture but almost dislocates your shoulder. "I got to be off. I built a tower and forgot to add a door on the bottom. I don't need one, but I don't mean to shut others out. See you around."
*Sorry, I got some work I got to get back to. I am thinking about introducing this character over there though. Probably after the whole Dwarf and Darkness fiasco is dealt with.*