Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
Eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog…
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
*Sticks a silly straw in the cauldron and consumes some* Yummers.
Wait, Gerathon put his venom in that as a king cobra!
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
Eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog…
Essix, think of his body unraveling (and it does)
Bold of you to assume I require or have a body!
cool it in a baboon’s blood…
Essix lock him in my amulet. (Can’t do anything now!)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
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Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
Eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog…
Essix, think of his body unraveling (and it does)
Bold of you to assume I require or have a body!
cool it in a baboon’s blood…
Essix lock him in my amulet. (Can’t do anything now!)
Oh noooooo, whatever shall I do? Oh wait- (disappears and reappears outside)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
*Sticks a silly straw in the cauldron and consumes some* Yummers.
Wait, Gerathon put his venom in that as a king cobra!
Indeed. Like I said, yummers.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
*Sticks a silly straw in the cauldron and consumes some* Yummers.
Wait, Gerathon put his venom in that as a king cobra!
Indeed. Like I said, yummers.
It is venomous, you are literally about to die. Unless the Jeff cult joins the Mulop Cult’s side and Jhi will heal you.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
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Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum:The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Oh my Jeff this is just hilarious to watch. Whatever y'all doin', keep it up. Just splendid.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Bold of you to assume I require or have a body!
cool it in a baboon’s blood…
Wait, Gerathon put his venom in that as a king cobra!
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
Essix lock him in my amulet. (Can’t do anything now!)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
*burrows up from the ground atop a purple worm*
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
Hope to see you around!
I am not even trying yet.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Why?
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Oh noooooo, whatever shall I do? Oh wait- (disappears and reappears outside)
then you know the charm is well and good…
Why not?
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Indeed. Like I said, yummers.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Neither are we, darling dear!
It is venomous, you are literally about to die. Unless the Jeff cult joins the Mulop Cult’s side and Jhi will heal you.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
Hey, It's me, RaccoonMaster! I'm back! I disappeared for a while there, and I'm very sporadic when I'm online lol.
I'm an actor, writer, singer (opera, musical theatre, and rock are my preferred genres), backpacker, and tall person (6'5 and counting). Pronouns are whatever, I mostly use They/Them though.
My Characters: Elsenia Selevarum: The Popular Paladin, Aasimar Noble, Level 4 Paladin of Redemption;
Hope to see you around!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Oh my Jeff this is just hilarious to watch. Whatever y'all doin', keep it up. Just splendid.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! This is my original account, but you’ll probably see me on my main accounts, Gonzalo3, and Gonzalo5. Don’t ask why I have so many alts.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
And you thought I would get crushed. The power of the great beasts.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Because it is futile. There will be no victor. I foresee only endless war... endless pain...
And you do this for fun? Ha. You are easily entertained.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
And we haven’t even started fighting!