Release thy chains, creatures of mine. Send this battle to the depths of chaos. Let all who live wish they died, and let all who died be glad they did. Twins of havoc, one of strength and one of mind. Dragons corrupted, once enemies turned to machines. Armies of metal, whose death create greater soldiers. Wage this war so none shall dare declare another. Thine Tim is now. FIGHT!
Today it is dragons, tomorrow you will be declaring war on the very beasts who created the universe. The Great Beasts.
And you think that we’re bound by the laws of this universe, hon.
cute.
‘‘tis your last chance to back out, my darling dear!
But I have the talismans of the great beasts giving me superhuman characteristics. One of me is more powerful than the whole dragon slayers club!
Darling, you are talking to The Archcrone.
The four fallen are on my side, and they have beat armies more powerful than yours twice.
Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…
Uraza, Mulop, Briggan, Essix, Jhi, Arax, Suka, Dinesh, Rumfuss, Cabaro, Ninani, Halawir, Gerathon, Kovo, and Tellun! They are all on my side all of the great beasts!
fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron, boil and bake…
Gerathon spit your venom in the cauldron!
*Sticks a silly straw in the cauldron and consumes some* Yummers.
Wait, Gerathon put his venom in that as a king cobra!
Indeed. Like I said, yummers.
It is venomous, you are literally about to die. Unless the Jeff cult joins the Mulop Cult’s side and Jhi will heal you.
*Flesh violently contorts to form a flesh appendage that wiggles its pointer finger from side to side* Nuh uh.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
Actually, it's cultist. Not cultists. Cultist singular.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Wow, Gibber! this PopClay is great! How did you aquire this?
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I’m basically just waiting for others to arrive :>
I am not even trying yet.
Neither are we, darling dear!
Stop speaking like you are from the 50s.
I’ll have to think about that for a second…
hmm, no!
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
hahaha.
Ah this is good and hilarious.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Hello furry friends, not trying to defeat us, are we?
*cracks tiny paw knuckles and chitters excitedly*
That’ll go very poorly, I imagine.
You see, you might have a ton of little beastie friends, but animals prefer their own to cultists like you. I’d suggest you surrender.
“Surrender is not part of my vocabulary!”
I expected as much from some cultists worshipping a squishy kraken ripoff
Actually, it's cultist. Not cultists. Cultist singular.
Wait. This is a one person cult? So not even a cult?
Wow. Okay. Uhh, circle, you do realize we are literally one of the largest guilds on Beyond, right?
Hehe and yet with the power of the talismans and great beasts it is a fair fight.
You’re currently facing an archhag of mythic proportions, an ancient eldrotch horror, and a primal beast of the beyond. It’s not fair
And a silly neutreal cat currently eating a bag of PopClay!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Release thy chains, creatures of mine. Send this battle to the depths of chaos. Let all who live wish they died, and let all who died be glad they did. Twins of havoc, one of strength and one of mind. Dragons corrupted, once enemies turned to machines. Armies of metal, whose death create greater soldiers. Wage this war so none shall dare declare another. Thine Tim is now. FIGHT!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
*Flesh violently contorts to form a flesh appendage that wiggles its pointer finger from side to side* Nuh uh.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Briggan, bite his toes off! (And now they are off)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Hey Arch! Take this!
*rips a bone from the purple worm and etches it with runes. Then tosses it to Arch*
*heals the wound on the Purple Worm*
How’s you’re bone magic?
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Morgrom the Cunning Summoner; Thea the Rebellious Beauty;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
Not if you can’t touch me.
*My purple worm lets out a guttural growl and lunges. Make a DEX save to avoid its giant maw*
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Morgrom the Cunning Summoner; Thea the Rebellious Beauty;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
Darling dear, I practically invented it.
*the earth rumbles, the sky shakes, the stars fall from their heavenly seats in the courts of the gods, as something wretched, something horrible, claws it’s way forth from the faithless abyss of tartarus*
Great Beasts each one of you use a talisman to rip all of them away from each other they are only strong together.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Actually, it's cultist. Not cultists. Cultist singular.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
War war war war war war war war war war war *yes Gonzalo I know I have something wrong with me but to be fair everyone does on DND forums*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Great beasts unravel them and make us the victors (and so it happens)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Wait. This is a one person cult? So not even a cult?
Wow. Okay. Uhh, circle, you do realize we are literally one of the largest guilds on Beyond, right?
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Morgrom the Cunning Summoner; Thea the Rebellious Beauty;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
Rip
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
Hehe and yet with the power of the talismans and great beasts it is a fair fight.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Oh, that’s really cute.
you can’t simply win by doing that, hon!
I am beyond existence.
If you want, we can provide cleanup services after this is all done. However long or short this war may be.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Nom nom nom nom.
Wow, Gibber! this PopClay is great! How did you aquire this?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
So you are on the astral plane got it Great beasts rip apart the astral plane.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
hahaha.
Ah this is good and hilarious.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
You’re currently facing an archhag of mythic proportions, an ancient eldrotch horror, and a primal beast of the beyond. It’s not fair
Hi, I'm Raccoon_Master, a young genderfluid actor, writer, explorer, and bass vocalist. Pronouns They/Them/Theirs
My Characters: Brormin the Devout Crusher; Morgrom the Cunning Summoner; Thea the Rebellious Beauty;
Check out my EXTENDED SIGNATUR and don’t forget to join the Anything but the OGL 2.0 Thread!
"I don't make sense to you, and I don't make sense to myself. Maybe the only one I make sense to is God" ~ Me, trying to sound smart
And a silly neutreal cat currently eating a bag of PopClay!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives