Standing in the doorway is a short goblin skin pitch black eyes crimson read in a very nasally squeaky voice he says whiskey in a room please
"Whiskey coming up. Have any ID?" Misty gets out a book and a binder, handing the goblin a form from the binder and flipping through the binder. "Fill out this form if you'd like a room, and I'll get you settled." The form asks for a name, a date of birth, a date of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging the buyer's responsibility for any damages they caused during their stay.
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
'Shame. If only I was a mortal, maybe I would be going there. But I'd probably be sent somewhere deeper.'
"Well, the only layers lower are Violence, Fraud, and Treachery. You seem like the heretical type, so I could set you up with my superiors."
'Oh, that sounds good! Does forcing other people to commit heinous acts of violence count as violence? I never lie, so I cannot be in Fraud or Treachery'
Standing in the doorway is a short goblin skin pitch black eyes crimson read in a very nasally squeaky voice he says whiskey in a room please
"Whiskey coming up. Have any ID?" Misty gets out a book and a binder, handing the goblin a form from the binder and flipping through the binder. "Fill out this form if you'd like a room, and I'll get you settled." The form asks for a name, a date of birth, a date of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging the buyer's responsibility for any damages they caused during their stay.
The goblin takes the whiskey and the form and starts filling it out he puts the name as urr’lok and fills out the date of death field numerous times
"Awesome. If you could fill out this form, we can arrange something." Misty pulls out a short form, which asks for the men's names, dates of birth, dates of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging their responsibility for any damage they caused to the rooms or the general building should something happen. "Have a preference for a room, or a floor? We have almost all rooms available on all floors, except for the 52nd floor and the basement. The second floor has a library and a lounge space, so that floor is also unavailable."
"Surely my servant does not need to sign this?" says the man as he signs his name, Victor Skyggen. "Any floor will do."
Standing in the doorway is a short goblin skin pitch black eyes crimson read in a very nasally squeaky voice he says whiskey in a room please
"Whiskey coming up. Have any ID?" Misty gets out a book and a binder, handing the goblin a form from the binder and flipping through the binder. "Fill out this form if you'd like a room, and I'll get you settled." The form asks for a name, a date of birth, a date of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging the buyer's responsibility for any damages they caused during their stay.
The goblin takes the whiskey and the form and starts filling it out he puts the name as urr’lok and fills out the date of death field numerous times
"ID?" Misty hadn't served Urr'lok any whiskey yet. Once he's done, she takes the form and puts it back into the binder. "Thank you! Any preference for a floor? We have everything available except the basement, 52nd and 2nd floors."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
'Shame. If only I was a mortal, maybe I would be going there. But I'd probably be sent somewhere deeper.'
"Well, the only layers lower are Violence, Fraud, and Treachery. You seem like the heretical type, so I could set you up with my superiors."
'Oh, that sounds good! Does forcing other people to commit heinous acts of violence count as violence? I never lie, so I cannot be in Fraud or Treachery'
"That would count. Hell is a pretty bad place even for a tormentor, so I should probably tell you what you're in for on layer six or seven. Six will have you in a burning tomb for the rest of eternity, more wood being pushed down as the tormentors stab at you with spears to keep you from climbing up and to stoke the flames. With seven, you will probably wind up in ring three for acts of violence against God, meaning you will lie on burning sand facing toward the heavens as they leak fire. The tormentors will pin you to the earth by your hands and feet, and pull the chains further into the sand whenever you manage to make some space between yourself and the sand."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Awesome. If you could fill out this form, we can arrange something." Misty pulls out a short form, which asks for the men's names, dates of birth, dates of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging their responsibility for any damage they caused to the rooms or the general building should something happen. "Have a preference for a room, or a floor? We have almost all rooms available on all floors, except for the 52nd floor and the basement. The second floor has a library and a lounge space, so that floor is also unavailable."
"Surely my servant does not need to sign this?" says the man as he signs his name, Victor Skyggen. "Any floor will do."
"Wonderful. That'll be 1 gold piece for every two days you plan to stay. Here's your key, the room is on the left side of the 3rd floor. There's an elevator, but if you'd prefer to use the stairs they're right next to it."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
I'd like a room seclude enough where no one else could hear either scream or a typewriter
"You know, we don't allow any kind of violent acts to transpire in this tavern. It's part of the rules. Have you read them?" *have you read the rules?*
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
I'd like a room seclude enough where no one else could hear either scream or a typewriter
"You know, we don't allow any kind of violent acts to transpire in this tavern. It's part of the rules. Have you read them?" *have you read the rules?*
"Awesome. If you could fill out this form, we can arrange something." Misty pulls out a short form, which asks for the men's names, dates of birth, dates of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging their responsibility for any damage they caused to the rooms or the general building should something happen. "Have a preference for a room, or a floor? We have almost all rooms available on all floors, except for the 52nd floor and the basement. The second floor has a library and a lounge space, so that floor is also unavailable."
"Surely my servant does not need to sign this?" says the man as he signs his name, Victor Skyggen. "Any floor will do."
"Wonderful. That'll be 1 gold piece for every two days you plan to stay. Here's your key, the room is on the left side of the 3rd floor. There's an elevator, but if you'd prefer to use the stairs they're right next to it."
Victor gestures to his servant who pulls a money pouch out of his pocket and hands him a gold piece. He then slides the piece over to you. "I think we will take the stairs. Got to get my exercise in." The servant grabs his bags and follows him up the stairs.
I'd like a room seclude enough where no one else could hear either scream or a typewriter
"You know, we don't allow any kind of violent acts to transpire in this tavern. It's part of the rules. Have you read them?" *have you read the rules?*
*Yes I have*
*so, did you notice the thing you have to put when you start posting? to make sure you really read them*
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
"Whiskey coming up. Have any ID?" Misty gets out a book and a binder, handing the goblin a form from the binder and flipping through the binder. "Fill out this form if you'd like a room, and I'll get you settled." The form asks for a name, a date of birth, a date of death (if applicable), and a signature acknowledging the buyer's responsibility for any damages they caused during their stay.
'Oh, that sounds good! Does forcing other people to commit heinous acts of violence count as violence? I never lie, so I cannot be in Fraud or Treachery'
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The goblin takes the whiskey and the form and starts filling it out he puts the name as urr’lok and fills out the date of death field numerous times
"Oh, wow. Any references, any place I can call to verify that? And what about your name?"
"Surely my servant does not need to sign this?" says the man as he signs his name, Victor Skyggen. "Any floor will do."
"Well, it is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Cato." says the dark man with a smile.
"ID?" Misty hadn't served Urr'lok any whiskey yet. Once he's done, she takes the form and puts it back into the binder. "Thank you! Any preference for a floor? We have everything available except the basement, 52nd and 2nd floors."
'A pleasure to meet you too'
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"That would count. Hell is a pretty bad place even for a tormentor, so I should probably tell you what you're in for on layer six or seven. Six will have you in a burning tomb for the rest of eternity, more wood being pushed down as the tormentors stab at you with spears to keep you from climbing up and to stoke the flames. With seven, you will probably wind up in ring three for acts of violence against God, meaning you will lie on burning sand facing toward the heavens as they leak fire. The tormentors will pin you to the earth by your hands and feet, and pull the chains further into the sand whenever you manage to make some space between yourself and the sand."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'd like a room seclude enough where no one else could hear either scream or a typewriter
'Now that sounds like my kind of place, and I'm sure my counterpart would agree! How did you get a job as a tormentor?'
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"Wonderful. That'll be 1 gold piece for every two days you plan to stay. Here's your key, the room is on the left side of the 3rd floor. There's an elevator, but if you'd prefer to use the stairs they're right next to it."
"You know, we don't allow any kind of violent acts to transpire in this tavern. It's part of the rules. Have you read them?" *have you read the rules?*
*Yes I have*
Urr’lok handover the money and walks over to the elevator he is now caring a typewriter case
Victor gestures to his servant who pulls a money pouch out of his pocket and hands him a gold piece. He then slides the piece over to you. "I think we will take the stairs. Got to get my exercise in." The servant grabs his bags and follows him up the stairs.
*so, did you notice the thing you have to put when you start posting? to make sure you really read them*
"Well, I was born from a long line of fallen angels. As I didn't commit a crime against God himself, I was allowed a cushier job."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
* okay now that I forgot about just give me a second to find it*