Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
D&D Beyond Basic Rules
Basic Rules (2014)
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'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Thank you! Enjoy your stay, and let me know if you need anything."
*all good!*
"One cannot get to heaven on their own merits, so a lot of people down in the layers think that they did nothing wrong. Often, they actually haven't."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
* where is it I read to the rules a couple times now but still can't seem to find it*
'A fair point. The so-called heroes are always so fun to break. I bet you love your job'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"My name is Cerius Behemoth, and while most of my references are family members, their superiors can verify the quality and quantity of my work. My old workplace is Tormentium 3 in the third layer of hell."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Tormentium 3? Third layer? Three hundred years? Next, you're going to tell me you've seen the Third himself. Have you?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"It got boring. Really boring. It's always the same story, and always the same behaviors: They scarf down the meal, I tell them what it's made out of, they vomit and scream at me, they leave, they come back two days later for more food because they're hungry and freezing cold."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Ah, yes, Maybe you need to spice it up a little. They ever had to eat themselves?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"He was nice. I helped him find his way out after someone tried to teleport him to layer nine. He had worked his way all the way up to layer three, so I fed him and brought him up to layer two. Never saw him again, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"We need to follow protocol. When they ate themselves, it was typically outside of the Tormentium."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'The Third? What the Hell was he doing in Hell? Oh yes, I was the one who teleported him there. Probably escaped into the sewers. He usually does' He bangs his fist on the table
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
'And what in the Hells do you mean, he was nice?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"He was polite and treated me fairly. Well, as fairly as one can treat a demon of torment."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'Typical. A half-feral sewer dweller can come off as nice, merely because he treats others with kindness! Why does everyone look past his appearance these days!'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
"Well, I did because he looked just like everyone else down there: drenched, freezing, and starving."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
'He always looks like that. One of the reasons I hate him. Don't ask about the other reason.'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
The elevator dings and urr’lok steps out
Deryk waves, cleaning a glass, "Why hello. Wipe your feet."
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