'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
Victor gestures to his servant who pulls a money pouch out of his pocket and hands him a gold piece. He then slides the piece over to you. "I think we will take the stairs. Got to get my exercise in." The servant grabs his bags and follows him up the stairs.
"Thank you! Enjoy your stay, and let me know if you need anything."
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'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
"One cannot get to heaven on their own merits, so a lot of people down in the layers think that they did nothing wrong. Often, they actually haven't."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'd like a room seclude enough where no one else could hear either scream or a typewriter
"You know, we don't allow any kind of violent acts to transpire in this tavern. It's part of the rules. Have you read them?" *have you read the rules?*
*Yes I have*
*so, did you notice the thing you have to put when you start posting? to make sure you really read them*
* where is it I read to the rules a couple times now but still can't seem to find it*
'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
"One cannot get to heaven on their own merits, so a lot of people down in the layers think that they did nothing wrong. Often, they actually haven't."
'A fair point. The so-called heroes are always so fun to break. I bet you love your job'
"Oh, wow. Any references, any place I can call to verify that? And what about your name?"
"My name is Cerius Behemoth, and while most of my references are family members, their superiors can verify the quality and quantity of my work. My old workplace is Tormentium 3 in the third layer of hell."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
"One cannot get to heaven on their own merits, so a lot of people down in the layers think that they did nothing wrong. Often, they actually haven't."
'A fair point. The so-called heroes are always so fun to break. I bet you love your job'
"It got boring. Really boring. It's always the same story, and always the same behaviors: They scarf down the meal, I tell them what it's made out of, they vomit and scream at me, they leave, they come back two days later for more food because they're hungry and freezing cold."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Tormentium 3? Third layer? Three hundred years? Next, you're going to tell me you've seen the Third himself. Have you?'
"He was nice. I helped him find his way out after someone tried to teleport him to layer nine. He had worked his way all the way up to layer three, so I fed him and brought him up to layer two. Never saw him again, though."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Tormentium 3? Third layer? Three hundred years? Next, you're going to tell me you've seen the Third himself. Have you?'
"He was nice. I helped him find his way out after someone tried to teleport him to layer nine. He had worked his way all the way up to layer three, so I fed him and brought him up to layer two. Never saw him again, though."
'The Third? What the Hell was he doing in Hell? Oh yes, I was the one who teleported him there. Probably escaped into the sewers. He usually does' He bangs his fist on the table
'Typical. A half-feral sewer dweller can come off as nice, merely because he treats others with kindness! Why does everyone look past his appearance these days!'
'Typical. A half-feral sewer dweller can come off as nice, merely because he treats others with kindness! Why does everyone look past his appearance these days!'
"Well, I did because he looked just like everyone else down there: drenched, freezing, and starving."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'It sounds like a good job. Really, I'm kind of jealous. The only thing, punishing the truly, unrepentantly evil isn't half as fun as hurting those who still believe themselves to be good'
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"Thank you! Enjoy your stay, and let me know if you need anything."
*all good!*
"One cannot get to heaven on their own merits, so a lot of people down in the layers think that they did nothing wrong. Often, they actually haven't."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
* where is it I read to the rules a couple times now but still can't seem to find it*
'A fair point. The so-called heroes are always so fun to break. I bet you love your job'
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"My name is Cerius Behemoth, and while most of my references are family members, their superiors can verify the quality and quantity of my work. My old workplace is Tormentium 3 in the third layer of hell."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Tormentium 3? Third layer? Three hundred years? Next, you're going to tell me you've seen the Third himself. Have you?'
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"It got boring. Really boring. It's always the same story, and always the same behaviors: They scarf down the meal, I tell them what it's made out of, they vomit and scream at me, they leave, they come back two days later for more food because they're hungry and freezing cold."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Ah, yes, Maybe you need to spice it up a little. They ever had to eat themselves?'
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"He was nice. I helped him find his way out after someone tried to teleport him to layer nine. He had worked his way all the way up to layer three, so I fed him and brought him up to layer two. Never saw him again, though."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"We need to follow protocol. When they ate themselves, it was typically outside of the Tormentium."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'The Third? What the Hell was he doing in Hell? Oh yes, I was the one who teleported him there. Probably escaped into the sewers. He usually does' He bangs his fist on the table
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'And what in the Hells do you mean, he was nice?'
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"He was polite and treated me fairly. Well, as fairly as one can treat a demon of torment."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Typical. A half-feral sewer dweller can come off as nice, merely because he treats others with kindness! Why does everyone look past his appearance these days!'
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"Well, I did because he looked just like everyone else down there: drenched, freezing, and starving."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'He always looks like that. One of the reasons I hate him. Don't ask about the other reason.'
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The elevator dings and urr’lok steps out
Deryk waves, cleaning a glass, "Why hello. Wipe your feet."
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