WE GIVE TAVERNS A BAD NAME § A Villain Tavern

"Wait, can you look like me?"

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"Wait, can you look like me?"

 "Of course." He said and grinned "Its rather the question of 'Do i want to right now'."

"I'm an incredibly handsome fella," lies Karlos, "Of course you want to!"

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"I'm an incredibly handsome fella," lies Karlos, "Of course you want to!"

 (Insight: 18) Matthew raises and eyebrow and folds his arms "Well now im not doing it."

"Only because you don't have the skill to replicate this!" Karlos flexes, demonstrating a surprisingly muscular dwarven dad bod

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"Only because you don't have the skill to replicate this!" Karlos flexes, demonstrating a surprisingly muscular dwarven dad bod

 "No. I just don't like dwarves." He said and turned into a posh-looking elf and waves a delicate hand "To rough for someone like me."

"You're really looking to get kicked out," growls Karlos 

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"You're really looking to get kicked out," growls Karlos 

 "Why?" He says and smiles again, pretending to be innocent. 

"Oh-hoh-kay, that's enough of that." Misty pops up behind Karlos, putting a firm paw on his shoulder. "No kicking anyone out just yet, Karlos." She points a finger at the other one. "You. Be nice."

"But! He insulted dwarves!"

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"Oh-hoh-kay, that's enough of that." Misty pops up behind Karlos, putting a firm paw on his shoulder. "No kicking anyone out just yet, Karlos." She points a finger at the other one. "You. Be nice."

 "But of course." He says and does a sweeping bow, turning back into a auburn-haired halfling with a cheeky grin "I would hate to make enemies." 

"You sure we can't kick this guy out?" complains Karlos 

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"But! He insulted dwarves!"

 "Yes, and that's mean. But you can be a bit grumpy at times too, and have done far worse, yet here you are running the place. No kicking him out."

Karlos turns to Matthew. "I'm gonna listen to Misty, for now. But I've got my eye on you...."

Matthew shoots a hidden grin over his shoulder at Karlos. 

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 "But of course." He says and does a sweeping bow, turning back into a auburn-haired halfling with a cheeky grin "I would hate to make enemies." 

 "Somehow I doubt that. Please don't insult Karlos, that's not very nice." She sighs, smoothing out the tops of her trousers. "And please try not to steal either. That may be your preferred line of work, and we're not one to judge, but we're still running a business here, and we ask you leave all that at the door. Please?"

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Karlos turns to Matthew. "I'm gonna listen to Misty, for now. But I've got my eye on you...."

 "Don't worry. You'll be seeing me around." He said and grinned "After all, i want my money back"

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 "But of course." He says and does a sweeping bow, turning back into a auburn-haired halfling with a cheeky grin "I would hate to make enemies." 

 "Somehow I doubt that. Please don't insult Karlos, that's not very nice." She sighs, smoothing out the tops of her trousers. "And please try not to steal either. That may be your preferred line of work, and we're not one to judge, but we're still running a business here, and we ask you leave all that at the door. Please?"

 "Yes ma'am" he says and gives a salute to her. 

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Karlos turns to Matthew. "I'm gonna listen to Misty, for now. But I've got my eye on you...."

 "Thank you, Karlos." She shoots him a grateful smile. 

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 "Yes ma'am" he says and gives a salute to her. 

 "Mhm, much appreciated." She narrows her eyes slightly, then shakes her head and grins. Leaning her elbows on the counter, she adds, "Now, would you like anything to drink? Our kitchen's open too, if you'd like something to nibble on as well."