The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
His face is frozen in distaste
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
His face is frozen in distaste
He blinks all three eyes and smiles. "What's wrong?"
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
His face is frozen in distaste
He blinks all three eyes and smiles. "What's wrong?"
He doesn't move
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The snake begins to rise into the air as a pink elephant plods around the corner. The snake has now returned to the form of the elephant's trunk. "I want." says the elephant, "A heavenly throne and a gilded apple. However, I also want to know why you ran off screaming yesterday." He closes both eyes.
He grumbles again, turning back to his beans on toast, a tired look on his face. "No comment."
One of his eyes opens. "You eat beans on toast?"
"mhmm. It gets me through the morning."
He opens his other eye. "Gets you through the morning? You need beans on toast to do that?"
"Hey, don't say it like that. They're a... comfort food." He puts a hand on the back of his neck.
Both his eyes are open. "We all need comfort now and then, don't we? Even if it's in the form of beans on toast." He then looks directly at you and opens a third eye in his forehead.
His face is frozen in distaste
He blinks all three eyes and smiles. "What's wrong?"
He doesn't move
The eyes don't leave his face. "Why does the third eye cause so much distaste to well up inside you?" whispers the elephant.
He winks at you with his third eye.
'Oh, come on'
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"What?" he asks innocently though his eyes are all on Jarvis.
'Next you're gonna try convince me I'm insane'
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"I have a feeling you doubt your own sanity. For good reason too."
'Doubting sanity is not my job, doubting morality is'
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"Ah, but getting others to doubt their sanity is my job." He says with a grin.
'Well, I hope you succeed'
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"Me too." he spins an empty bottle. When it stops spinning the bottle points at you.
'What does that mean?'
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The grinning elephant grins, "I have no idea, Jimmy. Maybe your grandma knows?"
'My grandma? I haven't thought of her in years.'
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"Why don't you give her a call? Old folks tend to love that."
His face is frozen in distaste
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'Maybe I will'
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He blinks all three eyes and smiles. "What's wrong?"
"Maybe you won't."
'I can, right now'
He pulls out a phone and rings his grandma
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He doesn't move
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The eyes don't leave his face. "Why does the third eye cause so much distaste to well up inside you?" whispers the elephant.