'Great. Although they personally repulse me, a carrion-eater could be useful. You're good at bouncing? Someone get it a trampoline' Cato jokes
Rock flies at him and hits him in the face.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Hey, guys?" She picks up the application. "Deryk? Karlos? This here hyena wants a job." She sits on the floor, taking a look at the application. "I'll see what I can do. What sorta.... skills do you have? Is there anything in particular you'd like to do?"
The application lists a couple of skills and experience in bartending, janitorial work, cooking experience, and bouncing experience. It explains that it’s open to a few positions, but prefers barista or bouncer.
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
'Great. Although they personally repulse me, a carrion-eater could be useful. You're good at bouncing? Someone get it a trampoline' Cato jokes
"Cato, that was terrible," frowns Karlos, rubbing his forehead
'Terrible? Or is that a sheet of paper? My mistake, that's tearable!'
The hyena makes a whining sound, covering its ears.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
"Anything to lessen the workload," sighs Karlos. "But I want a word with Plant at some point."
'I like to consider myself a funny guy. Intellectual, bloodthirsty, but not without a sense of humour. And I'm not touching the hyena once it's unblocked the toilets'
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
The hyena wags its tail and barks. It looks pleased by this.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
'I like to consider myself a funny guy. Intellectual, bloodthirsty, but not without a sense of humour. And I'm not touching the hyena once it's unblocked the toilets'
"You have the humour of my grandad. That's not a compliment."
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
"Anything to lessen the workload," sighs Karlos. "But I want a word with Plant at some point."
"Do what you like," she says dismissively to Karlos. "You're hired. What's your name? Probably should've asked that before we hired you."
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
"Anything to lessen the workload," sighs Karlos. "But I want a word with Plant at some point."
The hyena shuffles nervously.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The hyena thinks for a second and then barks. Sure.
Deryk begins scratching behind Hyena's ears, "Can we keep him? Pleaseeeee?" Asking Misty and Karlos
It wags its tail and gives him a doggy-like smile.
"Please? He's adorable and could tear people's throats out! He's perfect!"
"You have a point. If that's the case, then I think we're gonna get along swimmingly, buddy." She extends a hand, for the hyena to shake it if it wants.
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
'I like to consider myself a funny guy. Intellectual, bloodthirsty, but not without a sense of humour. And I'm not touching the hyena once it's unblocked the toilets'
"You have the humour of my grandad. That's not a compliment."
Deryk begins scratching behind Hyena's ears, "Can we keep him? Pleaseeeee?" Asking Misty and Karlos
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Rock flies at him and hits him in the face.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Interesting, interesting." She looks up from the application, and starts talking to Karlos and Deryk as much as to the hyena. "What about a swing position? We hire you to do anything and everything. A bouncer when we need one, hands in the kitchen if the kitchen needs hands, janitorial when the toilets inevitably get clogged again, that kind of stuff."
"More who burnt you?" guesses Karlos
Chilling kinda vibe.
"He has my vote then."
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
The hyena makes a whining sound, covering its ears.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
It wags its tail and gives him a doggy-like smile.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Anything to lessen the workload," sighs Karlos. "But I want a word with Plant at some point."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Please? He's adorable and could tear people's throats out! He's perfect!"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"Well, at least you have good taste in jokes"
Chilling kinda vibe.
'I like to consider myself a funny guy. Intellectual, bloodthirsty, but not without a sense of humour. And I'm not touching the hyena once it's unblocked the toilets'
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"Now, that's a terrible boss for you. You should quit your job."
Chilling kinda vibe.
The hyena wags its tail and barks. It looks pleased by this.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You have the humour of my grandad. That's not a compliment."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Do what you like," she says dismissively to Karlos. "You're hired. What's your name? Probably should've asked that before we hired you."
The hyena shuffles nervously.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You have a point. If that's the case, then I think we're gonna get along swimmingly, buddy." She extends a hand, for the hyena to shake it if it wants.
*Yay someone who spells it humour!*
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Karlos looks a little hurt but goes off into the library. He's going to call a guy about a
murderblocked toilet.Chilling kinda vibe.