A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
"A room? Have a preference for the floor? All floors have most rooms available, floors one through infinity, except for the basement, the 52nd floor, and the floor above us, which is the library."
"The top one please. The very top." says the grinning, purple suited man, "And if you don't mind me asking, why is the 52nd floor and the basement off limits?"
Karlos whispers in hyena, "What's your name, anyway?"
Jeoffrey. Or Senu. Whichever is preferred.
"Pretty cool name! Say, you don't know anything about plumbing?"
The hyena thinks for a second then shakes its head. It offers to animate a plunger to take a gander at the toilets though.
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A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
A little hyena in a collared shirt reminds him to wipe his feet off on the mat.
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"Argue with me, and you get the broom." She smiles, a great toothy, fang-y grin. "Things are going great, it seems," she sighs. "Eh, Karlos? Two new employees already, and business seems to be going wonderfully well for only having been open for a day."
"I know! We don't even have to pay Malefica a wage because we're doing her a favour!"
"Ridiculous. Just ridiculous, in the best way possible." She shakes her head. "I knew someone who tried opening a restaurant in another layer, and it didn't go nearly as well as this. I feel almost... blessed, in a way."
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The Abyss is staring at a water stain on a table. Or, more accurately, facing it, as the mask it wears lacks eye holes.
Misty wastes no time in wiping away the stain on the table. "Hello, you need anything?"
"I don't feel comfortable unless I'm giving out gifts. Would you like one? Or several? They don't have a cost, and you can give them back if you don't like them."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Do what you like," she says dismissively to Karlos. "You're hired. What's your name? Probably should've asked that before we hired you."
It nudges the application. The paper reads JEOFFREY (SENU) of 422, SECOND RISEN
"Jeoffrey of the four-hundred-fourty-second. Can I call you Jeoff? Or Jeff?"
It barks. All of those are acceptable.
"Great. Do you want to start today? We've got some things needing work already."
The hyena nods its head.
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He pulls out a single gold coin and pins it to the counter with a gloved thumb. Then he lifts his thumb directly above the coin to reveal a growing, gold column of coins that rises always under his thumb until it is about thirty coins high. "Is that enough or must I make more money, my marvelous man?" He grins a wide grin and laughs at his alliteration.
"It certainly is, assuming it won't disappear in a few hours time...." Karlos inspects the coins for magic, which he never mastered or trusted
"They will only disappear if you spend them. All coins seem to have that nasty habit." They don't seem to be magical.
The hyena conjures a black collared shirt for itself with a doggy smile.
"Looking good!" Karlos goes for a fist bump
The hyena jumps up to reach his hand, using his nose to bump.
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The hyena thinks for a second then shakes its head. It offers to animate a plunger to take a gander at the toilets though.
"Yes. Please Jeff, yes."
Jeff conjures a very normal looking red plunger and barks at it. It immediately runs off upstairs, like the movie Fantasia.
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A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
A little hyena in a collared shirt reminds him to wipe his feet off on the mat.
The man gives the hyena a strange grin and wipes his feet off on the mat. Literally. His feet have vanished and he now is hovering a couple inches off the ground. He still walks as if his feet are there, but they aren't.
A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
"A room? Have a preference for the floor? All floors have most rooms available, floors one through infinity, except for the basement, the 52nd floor, and the floor above us, which is the library."
"The top one please. The very top." says the grinning, purple suited man, "And if you don't mind me asking, why is the 52nd floor and the basement off limits?"
"The basement is where my co-owners and I live, and the 52nd floor is experiencing some electricity problems." Misty replies nonchalantly, almost practiced. "Here's your key, and I just need you to fill out this form really quickly before you go on up." She pushes a piece of paper towards the man, which asks for some information: name, surname, and associated titles, date of birth, date of death (if applicable), and a space at the bottom to sign in agreeance with the tavern rules and a liability contract for any damage done to the tavern and the rooms.
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"The top one please. The very top." says the grinning, purple suited man, "And if you don't mind me asking, why is the 52nd floor and the basement off limits?"
The hyena thinks for a second then shakes its head. It offers to animate a plunger to take a gander at the toilets though.
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"Looking good!" Karlos goes for a fist bump
Chilling kinda vibe.
A little hyena in a collared shirt reminds him to wipe his feet off on the mat.
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"Ridiculous. Just ridiculous, in the best way possible." She shakes her head. "I knew someone who tried opening a restaurant in another layer, and it didn't go nearly as well as this. I feel almost... blessed, in a way."
"Yes. Please Jeff, yes."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Do Karlos's first. I doubt you'll be able to fix the other problem."
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"I don't feel comfortable unless I'm giving out gifts. Would you like one? Or several? They don't have a cost, and you can give them back if you don't like them."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The hyena nods its head.
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Karlos looks upset, and begins cleaning it away
Chilling kinda vibe.
"They will only disappear if you spend them. All coins seem to have that nasty habit." They don't seem to be magical.
The hyena jumps up to reach his hand, using his nose to bump.
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Jeff conjures a very normal looking red plunger and barks at it. It immediately runs off upstairs, like the movie Fantasia.
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The man gives the hyena a strange grin and wipes his feet off on the mat. Literally. His feet have vanished and he now is hovering a couple inches off the ground. He still walks as if his feet are there, but they aren't.
"If you spend then the right way, they can makes lots more coins though." Karlos pockets them
Chilling kinda vibe.
"We've got a dandelion problem. Anything you could do to weed them would be awesome."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Karlos has a new favourite employee
Chilling kinda vibe.
"The basement is where my co-owners and I live, and the 52nd floor is experiencing some electricity problems." Misty replies nonchalantly, almost practiced. "Here's your key, and I just need you to fill out this form really quickly before you go on up." She pushes a piece of paper towards the man, which asks for some information: name, surname, and associated titles, date of birth, date of death (if applicable), and a space at the bottom to sign in agreeance with the tavern rules and a liability contract for any damage done to the tavern and the rooms.