The hyena thinks for a second then shakes its head. It offers to animate a plunger to take a gander at the toilets though.
"Yes. Please Jeff, yes."
Jeff conjures a very normal looking red plunger and barks at it. It immediately runs off upstairs, like the movie Fantasia.
For some reason, whatever Jeff tries, the toilet just will not unblock....
When the plunger comes back from its failed task, Jeff scolds it vehemently.
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The man pulls out a quill from his pocket and begins to write:
Name: Pandemonium
Surname: son of Zeus
Associated titles: (At this point he tries to write something down over and over again but it doesn't seem to work. He curses in frustration and continues) Lord of Madness and Chaos
Date of Birth: (He writes a date)
Date of Death: N/a
He then signs it with a flourish. He tosses the quill into the air which transforms into a full bird and flaps away.
"Great. I'll take that, thank you." Misty takes the paper, pushing towards Pandemonium a key for the 213th floor. "The elevator's over there, but if you prefer to use the stairs, they're right next to it. Enjoy your stay."
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"If the toilets are giving you too much trouble after you give them a look over, would you like to help out the kitchen staff in prepping for lunch?"
The hyena barks and spins in a circle.
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The garden is beautiful. It's pretty large, too; there's garden beds upon garden beds extending as far as the eye can see. Some beds are dedicated to only one plant, others are a glorious smorgasbord of blooms. "I'm growing dandelions for the kitchen to use in the culinary garden, but the early seeders have started sneaking into the other gardens." On the wall separating the outside garden and the inside of the tavern is a small shed. Misty bounds over to it, grabbing two pairs of gardening gloves and two pairs of masks. "We don't need the masks now, not until we reach the hemlock fields, but put these gloves on. We'll start over here, near the belladonna, work out way through the forest patch over there with the monkshood and the lily-of-the-valley, then finish where the hemlock is, pulling every foreign sprout we see." She disappears back into the shed again, and when she returns she has a wagon in tow. "We'll put everything we pull in here. Sound good?"
"sounds good, but i won't need the gloves." she replies
"Oh, you'll need the gloves, it's not just for protection against contact poisons. Trust me." She starts off into the first patch, where small dandelion and bull thistle sprouts have begun to give their second and third leaves. "See this here?" She points to the thistle. "That's thistle. Gorgeous flowers, but nasty before they bloom. Start yanking them when you see them."
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"Great. I'll take that, thank you." Misty takes the paper, pushing towards Pandemonium a key for the 213th floor. "The elevator's over there, but if you prefer to use the stairs, they're right next to it. Enjoy your stay."
"I appreciate it. I will take the elevator," he says and then he proceeds to waltz up the stairs.
"If the toilets are giving you too much trouble after you give them a look over, would you like to help out the kitchen staff in prepping for lunch?"
The hyena barks and spins in a circle.
"Wonderful. I'm not sure if we have any hair nets or aprons that would fit you, but if you have trouble conjuring them, we can figure something out. Once you're dressed, go on into the kitchen and ask what needs doing."
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'You're going to let a hyena who's just tried to unblock a toilet, cook lunch?'
The hyena assures that it didn’t clean the toilet itself and also will be wearing gloves
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Ghost is on the second floor, wandering the library.
Archon is sitting there in the corner with a book. It chuffs a greeting to him.
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The garden is beautiful. It's pretty large, too; there's garden beds upon garden beds extending as far as the eye can see. Some beds are dedicated to only one plant, others are a glorious smorgasbord of blooms. "I'm growing dandelions for the kitchen to use in the culinary garden, but the early seeders have started sneaking into the other gardens." On the wall separating the outside garden and the inside of the tavern is a small shed. Misty bounds over to it, grabbing two pairs of gardening gloves and two pairs of masks. "We don't need the masks now, not until we reach the hemlock fields, but put these gloves on. We'll start over here, near the belladonna, work out way through the forest patch over there with the monkshood and the lily-of-the-valley, then finish where the hemlock is, pulling every foreign sprout we see." She disappears back into the shed again, and when she returns she has a wagon in tow. "We'll put everything we pull in here. Sound good?"
"sounds good, but i won't need the gloves." she replies
"Oh, you'll need the gloves, it's not just for protection against contact poisons. Trust me." She starts off into the first patch, where small dandelion and bull thistle sprouts have begun to give their second and third leaves. "See this here?" She points to the thistle. "That's thistle. Gorgeous flowers, but nasty before they bloom. Start yanking them when you see them."
she waves a hand, and a 5 ft patch of garden is magically cleared of weeds, but nothing that wasn't supposed to be removed.
"How'd you do that?"
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"If the toilets are giving you too much trouble after you give them a look over, would you like to help out the kitchen staff in prepping for lunch?"
The hyena barks and spins in a circle.
"Wonderful. I'm not sure if we have any hair nets or aprons that would fit you, but if you have trouble conjuring them, we can figure something out. Once you're dressed, go on into the kitchen and ask what needs doing."
The hyena assures that it doesn’t shed. It skips off to the kitchen to greet the other staff.
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"If the toilets are giving you too much trouble after you give them a look over, would you like to help out the kitchen staff in prepping for lunch?"
The hyena barks and spins in a circle.
"Wonderful. I'm not sure if we have any hair nets or aprons that would fit you, but if you have trouble conjuring them, we can figure something out. Once you're dressed, go on into the kitchen and ask what needs doing."
The hyena assures that it doesn’t shed. It skips off to the kitchen to greet the other staff.
"Neither do I," She runs her feline digits over the grey fur on her forearm, "But the kitchen staff all still insist I wear hair nets. It's a health code thing, I believe."
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When the plunger comes back from its failed task, Jeff scolds it vehemently.
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"Great. I'll take that, thank you." Misty takes the paper, pushing towards Pandemonium a key for the 213th floor. "The elevator's over there, but if you prefer to use the stairs, they're right next to it. Enjoy your stay."
*Pretty solid, thanks*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The hyena barks and spins in a circle.
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'You're going to let a hyena who's just tried to unblock a toilet, cook lunch?'
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Ghost is on the second floor, wandering the library.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The hyena sniffs him. What’s his creature type?
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"Oh, you'll need the gloves, it's not just for protection against contact poisons. Trust me." She starts off into the first patch, where small dandelion and bull thistle sprouts have begun to give their second and third leaves. "See this here?" She points to the thistle. "That's thistle. Gorgeous flowers, but nasty before they bloom. Start yanking them when you see them."
"It didn't unblock the toilet, its animated plunger pal did."
"I appreciate it. I will take the elevator," he says and then he proceeds to waltz up the stairs.
"Wonderful. I'm not sure if we have any hair nets or aprons that would fit you, but if you have trouble conjuring them, we can figure something out. Once you're dressed, go on into the kitchen and ask what needs doing."
The hyena assures that it didn’t clean the toilet itself and also will be wearing gloves
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Archon is sitting there in the corner with a book. It chuffs a greeting to him.
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"How'd you do that?"
You can tell he is an aberration.
The hyena assures that it doesn’t shed. It skips off to the kitchen to greet the other staff.
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making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Neither do I," She runs her feline digits over the grey fur on her forearm, "But the kitchen staff all still insist I wear hair nets. It's a health code thing, I believe."