A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
A little hyena in a collared shirt reminds him to wipe his feet off on the mat.
The man gives the hyena a strange grin and wipes his feet off on the mat. Literally. His feet have vanished and he now is hovering a couple inches off the ground. He still walks as if his feet are there, but they aren't.
The hyena wags its tail and barks a greeting. Though it’s not speaking, he can understand it perfectly.
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"So, karlos, sir. What do you need help with in the garden?"
*edit, didn't see the post lmao*
"ok, so you want me to whack some weeds?"
"In the garden? Karlos, Deryk, you know that's my space. Come with me, I'll show you what needs doing." She waves her over to the door leading out into the garden.
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
"A room? Have a preference for the floor? All floors have most rooms available, floors one through infinity, except for the basement, the 52nd floor, and the floor above us, which is the library."
"The top one please. The very top." says the grinning, purple suited man, "And if you don't mind me asking, why is the 52nd floor and the basement off limits?"
"The basement is where my co-owners and I live, and the 52nd floor is experiencing some electricity problems." Misty replies nonchalantly, almost practiced. "Here's your key, and I just need you to fill out this form really quickly before you go on up." She pushes a piece of paper towards the man, which asks for some information: name, surname, and associated titles, date of birth, date of death (if applicable), and a space at the bottom to sign in agreeance with the tavern rules and a liability contract for any damage done to the tavern and the rooms.
The man pulls out a quill from his pocket and begins to write:
Name: Pandemonium
Surname: son of Zeus
Associated titles: (At this point he tries to write something down over and over again but it doesn't seem to work. He curses in frustration and continues) Lord of Madness and Chaos
Date of Birth: (He writes a date)
Date of Death: N/a
He then signs it with a flourish. He tosses the quill into the air which transforms into a full bird and flaps away.
A man in a purple three piece suit walks through the door. It would have made more sense if he opened the door before he passed through it. He is completely bald, and his eyes are purple. One of his teeth is gold and he carries a deck of cards which he is shuffling in his hands.
He steps over to the bar and asks for a room.
A little hyena in a collared shirt reminds him to wipe his feet off on the mat.
The man gives the hyena a strange grin and wipes his feet off on the mat. Literally. His feet have vanished and he now is hovering a couple inches off the ground. He still walks as if his feet are there, but they aren't.
The hyena wags its tail and barks a greeting. Though it’s not speaking, he can understand it perfectly.
"So, karlos, sir. What do you need help with in the garden?"
*edit, didn't see the post lmao*
"ok, so you want me to whack some weeds?"
"In the garden? Karlos, Deryk, you know that's my space. Come with me, I'll show you what needs doing." She waves her over to the door leading out into the garden.
Malefica follows
The garden is beautiful. It's pretty large, too; there's garden beds upon garden beds extending as far as the eye can see. Some beds are dedicated to only one plant, others are a glorious smorgasbord of blooms. "I'm growing dandelions for the kitchen to use in the culinary garden, but the early seeders have started sneaking into the other gardens." On the wall separating the outside garden and the inside of the tavern is a small shed. Misty bounds over to it, grabbing two pairs of gardening gloves and two pairs of masks. "We don't need the masks now, not until we reach the hemlock fields, but put these gloves on. We'll start over here, near the belladonna, work out way through the forest patch over there with the monkshood and the lily-of-the-valley, then finish where the hemlock is, pulling every foreign sprout we see." She disappears back into the shed again, and when she returns she has a wagon in tow. "We'll put everything we pull in here. Sound good?"
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Darold the Mud Dauber says: _ _ it's still spooky season | )/ ) \\ |//,' it's always spooky season (")(_)---"()=--(\\ \)
For some reason, whatever Jeff tries, the toilet just will not unblock....
Chilling kinda vibe.
"If the toilets are giving you too much trouble after you give them a look over, would you like to help out the kitchen staff in prepping for lunch?"
The hyena wags its tail and barks a greeting. Though it’s not speaking, he can understand it perfectly.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"In the garden? Karlos, Deryk, you know that's my space. Come with me, I'll show you what needs doing." She waves her over to the door leading out into the garden.
*Lmao dw bout it*
"No! Very gently pull them up and don't get yourself poisoned."
Chilling kinda vibe.
Karlos follows too, wanting some new potatoes to make a salad with
Chilling kinda vibe.
The man pulls out a quill from his pocket and begins to write:
Name: Pandemonium
Surname: son of Zeus
Associated titles: (At this point he tries to write something down over and over again but it doesn't seem to work. He curses in frustration and continues) Lord of Madness and Chaos
Date of Birth: (He writes a date)
Date of Death: N/a
He then signs it with a flourish. He tosses the quill into the air which transforms into a full bird and flaps away.
"Good day to you too," he responds.
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The garden is beautiful. It's pretty large, too; there's garden beds upon garden beds extending as far as the eye can see. Some beds are dedicated to only one plant, others are a glorious smorgasbord of blooms. "I'm growing dandelions for the kitchen to use in the culinary garden, but the early seeders have started sneaking into the other gardens." On the wall separating the outside garden and the inside of the tavern is a small shed. Misty bounds over to it, grabbing two pairs of gardening gloves and two pairs of masks. "We don't need the masks now, not until we reach the hemlock fields, but put these gloves on. We'll start over here, near the belladonna, work out way through the forest patch over there with the monkshood and the lily-of-the-valley, then finish where the hemlock is, pulling every foreign sprout we see." She disappears back into the shed again, and when she returns she has a wagon in tow. "We'll put everything we pull in here. Sound good?"
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"I suppose so. I don't tend to care for coins too much."