"What the hell..." Jarvis mutters under his breath.
The elephant looks around, "Oh no, I am lost. I thought I was in the Abyss." He holds his trunk up to his eye and it becomes a telescope. He looks very closely at your shoes through his telescope with a worried expression on his face.
"What the hell..." Jarvis mutters under his breath.
The elephant looks around, "Oh no, I am lost. I thought I was in the Abyss." He holds his trunk up to his eye and it becomes a telescope. He looks very closely at your shoes through his telescope with a worried expression on his face.
Jarvis hides his shoes under his knees. He's not entirely sure why though.
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'Because I am logic personified. For me to become mad, I would cease to be Jim Cato'
"Well then maybe that would be a good thing. The obligation to be logical is so constricting. Once you give up your reason you'll find yourself unbound from many unnecessary laws, such as those of physics and reality."
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"Oh it is?" He looks relieved and wipes pink sweat off his forhead with his trunk, "That's a relief. The Bad Name Tavern you say? That is a good name because it is a bad one."
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
'Who were you out to kill?'
"Simon."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'You ever played the game when you get a room of prisoners and force them to bid for their own survival, but make them bid with mutilations instead of money? With no logical backing, such a game would be meaningless, but when it is a lesson on how human survival instinct can easily turned against itself, then it has a reason, and a fun reason at that'
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
"They say that if you're killing then you're killing the wrong guy. And I find it very flattering to be called the god of tricksters.
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
'Who were you out to kill?'
"Simon."
"What did Simon say?" the elephant asks as he jumps rope on his trunk. He doesn't seem to be able to sit still.
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
"They say that if you're killing then you're killing the wrong guy. And I find it very flattering to be called the god of tricksters.
"Not you. I killed the god of tricksters, and got sent here. And now I think I'm dead meat, or I'm already dead."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'You ever played the game when you get a room of prisoners and force them to bid for their own survival, but make them bid with mutilations instead of money? With no logical backing, such a game would be meaningless, but when it is a lesson on how human survival instinct can easily turned against itself, then it has a reason, and a fun reason at that'
"Ah, but anyone who would play a game like that must be mad."
The perplexing pachyderm pleasantly grins and gargantuan grin, "Well Jimmy, why are you above madness when so many others aren't."
'Because I am logic personified. For me to become mad, I would cease to be Jim Cato'
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The elephant looks around, "Oh no, I am lost. I thought I was in the Abyss." He holds his trunk up to his eye and it becomes a telescope. He looks very closely at your shoes through his telescope with a worried expression on his face.
"You're a bubble... and... you're unfazed by the bubble... damn it I'm confused."
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Jarvis hides his shoes under his knees. He's not entirely sure why though.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
'This is the Abyss. Specifically, the Bad Name Tavern'
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"Well then maybe that would be a good thing. The obligation to be logical is so constricting. Once you give up your reason you'll find yourself unbound from many unnecessary laws, such as those of physics and reality."
"... I get that its the abyss, but a Tavern? And pink bubble creatures? I must have killed the wrong guy. I'm sure that was the target, not the god of tricksters. Stupid."
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'I will never give up on reason. It is the one truth. And so easily made into a game. And without reason, how could I justify my games?'
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"Oh it is?" He looks relieved and wipes pink sweat off his forhead with his trunk, "That's a relief. The Bad Name Tavern you say? That is a good name because it is a bad one."
'Who were you out to kill?'
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"Oh but there are so many fun games and reason really does ruin them." He says as he spins on his head like a top.
"Simon."
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'You ever played the game when you get a room of prisoners and force them to bid for their own survival, but make them bid with mutilations instead of money? With no logical backing, such a game would be meaningless, but when it is a lesson on how human survival instinct can easily turned against itself, then it has a reason, and a fun reason at that'
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"They say that if you're killing then you're killing the wrong guy. And I find it very flattering to be called the god of tricksters.
'Simon? Shame. Kinda hoping it was the same guy as me. Hope he dies painfully, for you'
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"What did Simon say?" the elephant asks as he jumps rope on his trunk. He doesn't seem to be able to sit still.
"Not you. I killed the god of tricksters, and got sent here. And now I think I'm dead meat, or I'm already dead."
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'You don't have to be dead to come here. Then again, I'm a dead man walking'
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"Ah, but anyone who would play a game like that must be mad."