Brother Dark, a.k.a. me, proceeds to throw dirt all about while chanting.

'Yep, that's the spirit! All hail Dirt!'

I present, Dusty Stonebones the Dirtamancer.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/96400489

I might level him up later to get more earth spells.

Cool!

I believe we should clean with dirt and mud. We can wash our sins away.

A very good idea! Mud is the one true cleanser! The dirtier one is on the outside, the purer one is on the inside

We should eat dirt to cleanse our insides and to have the proper nourishment.

Perhaps

Wait, we already do. Because the matter that makes up our bread was once wheat, and the matter that made up the wheat was taken from the soil. Everything is just reconstituted dirt

PERHAPS? PROPERGANDER!! WE SHOULD! NOT PERHAPS, WE SHOULD!

Fill your sandwiches with sand. Eat muddy mud pies. Dirt filled dirt cake. 

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Fill your sandwiches with sand. Eat muddy mud pies. Dirt filled dirt cake. 

 This is the way to progress to dirven

Indeed

I throw DIRT into the plane of fire and create the PLANE OF DIRT!

*hoping others have seen this meme*

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I present, Dusty Stonebones the Dirtamancer.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/96400489

I might level him up later to get more earth spells.

 Now this is worth a promotion! And you have so readily accepted the way of Dirt. 

How would you like to advance? 

(I also might add more positions today...)

Ooh, more positions

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I present, Dusty Stonebones the Dirtamancer.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/96400489

I might level him up later to get more earth spells.

 Now this is worth a promotion! And you have so readily accepted the way of Dirt. 

How would you like to advance? 

(I also might add more positions today...)

 I humbly accept your compliment. I wish to become a Dirty Worshiper. 

Speaking of dirt, I spent the last couple of days backpacking in the mountains. The absence of showers allowed me to grow incredibly close to dirt. I feel enlightened. 

Yay! A fellow Dirty Worshipper! You have chosen well my friend!

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I present, Dusty Stonebones the Dirtamancer.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/96400489

I might level him up later to get more earth spells.

 Now this is worth a promotion! And you have so readily accepted the way of Dirt. 

How would you like to advance? 

(I also might add more positions today...)

 I humbly accept your compliment. I wish to become a Dirty Worshiper. 

Speaking of dirt, I spent the last couple of days backpacking in the mountains. The absence of showers allowed me to grow incredibly close to dirt. I feel enlightened. 

 I too have plans to go backpacking soon! How fun. 

Sending your name to the priests...

I come up from the ground chanting. " WE ARE THE WORMS WE ARE THE WORMS. WE COME FROM THE DIRT. WE COME FROM THE DIRT. WE ARE THE WORMS!!"