I am glad for the advertising here, but let us not form any angry feelings over Dirt vs Bcoin. Dirt is not a currency, so Bcoin will not intrude on our cult. It is welcome here. But also, let advertising not distract us from our holy worship.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
A gruff orc barbarian walks in. “Zork join?” He asks
Walking 'in' requires a description :)
In front of you is a small ring of tall, jagged mountains with extremely steep sides. The ring forms a miniature valley of sorts, completely hidden and protected. Cut into the side of the stone surface of the mountains is a narrow path leading up to a ominous-looking square tunnel, about 15 feet tall and wide, creating a passage all the way through the stone walls.
This is the most prominent location dedicated to the Cult of Dirt. And where you go to officially apply to join.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
A gruff orc barbarian walks in. “Zork join?” He asks
Walking 'in' requires a description :)
In front of you is a small ring of tall, jagged mountains with extremely steep sides. The ring forms a miniature valley of sorts, completely hidden and protected. Cut into the side of the stone surface of the mountains is a narrow path leading up to a ominous-looking square tunnel, about 15 feet tall and wide, creating a passage all the way through the stone walls.
This is the most prominent location dedicated to the Cult of Dirt. And where you go to officially apply to join.
Zork had never felt wanted in his life. His mother always made him take baths when he was younger. “There is a cult for dirt” one of his friends said one day.
As he walks towards the mountains he can here chanting and can feel he is wanted.
He walks into the valley, feeling dirtier by the second. “Zork join?” He tries to say in his best voice. He knew that dirt was holy and dirt will always love him.
Is it wrong to overuse a character, even when he so obviously fits in here?
Also, The Dragons Treasury is the new forum bank!!!
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Advertising. This is dirt cu,t not bank cult. Grrrrr what you need money for anyway. Dirt is all you need, you are clearly a traitor.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Resisting dirt is futile. Or should I say fertile.
Get it, cuz dirt can be fertile. Bad joke Ik.
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I LOVE IT
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YES IT IS GOOD
GREAT JOKE
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
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The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Open a vault. Get coins to buy dirt! WORSHIP THE DIRT!!!
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
BUY DIRT TO WORSHIP DIRT
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Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
I am glad for the advertising here, but let us not form any angry feelings over Dirt vs Bcoin. Dirt is not a currency, so Bcoin will not intrude on our cult. It is welcome here. But also, let advertising not distract us from our holy worship.
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I guess I can agree with that! Dirt is higher than base currency matters, and in a completely separate sphere of influence
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A gruff orc barbarian walks in. “Zork join?” He asks
*Nice reference*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*I don't get it :(*
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Long Live Dirt!
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Walking 'in' requires a description :)
In front of you is a small ring of tall, jagged mountains with extremely steep sides. The ring forms a miniature valley of sorts, completely hidden and protected. Cut into the side of the stone surface of the mountains is a narrow path leading up to a ominous-looking square tunnel, about 15 feet tall and wide, creating a passage all the way through the stone walls.
This is the most prominent location dedicated to the Cult of Dirt. And where you go to officially apply to join.
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I am splashing holy dirt water around by the entrance, to keep out the Demon of Cleanliness
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Zork had never felt wanted in his life. His mother always made him take baths when he was younger. “There is a cult for dirt” one of his friends said one day.
As he walks towards the mountains he can here chanting and can feel he is wanted.
He walks into the valley, feeling dirtier by the second.
“Zork join?” He tries to say in his best voice. He knew that dirt was holy and dirt will always love him.
'Probably? I'm no expert, but ya look like ya belong here! Welcome to the Cult of Dirt, my friend!'
You are met by a grimy half-elf with greasy blond hair and a rat perched on his shoulder
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*Zork is the name of a computer text adventure game, and also what hackers called ab unfinished program*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
“Zork wants to know what to do here” Zork says puzzled.