lol ok. How about a wolf spider? I have a bit of arachnophobia, and wolf spiders are known to be like, not that scary because they will genuinely become your friend, the poison is pretty weak, they don't spin webs so they won't mess up your home, and they're normally (but of course not in this case) completely solitary, they live alone in small burrows underground. They also eat pests like cockroaches
My solider is basically just a cute cartoon spider that speaks with uwu language.
…or is it?
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lol ok. How about a wolf spider? I have a bit of arachnophobia, and wolf spiders are known to be like, not that scary because they will genuinely become your friend, the poison is pretty weak, they don't spin webs so they won't mess up your home, and they're normally (but of course not in this case) completely solitary, they live alone in small burrows underground. They also eat pests like cockroaches
My solider is basically just a cute cartoon spider that speaks with uwu language.
…or is it?
*VSauce music*
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lol ok. How about a wolf spider? I have a bit of arachnophobia, and wolf spiders are known to be like, not that scary because they will genuinely become your friend, the poison is pretty weak, they don't spin webs so they won't mess up your home, and they're normally (but of course not in this case) completely solitary, they live alone in small burrows underground. They also eat pests like cockroaches
My solider is basically just a cute cartoon spider that speaks with uwu language.
…or is it?
*VSauce music*
It’s called moon men by the way.
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Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
lol ok. How about a wolf spider? I have a bit of arachnophobia, and wolf spiders are known to be like, not that scary because they will genuinely become your friend, the poison is pretty weak, they don't spin webs so they won't mess up your home, and they're normally (but of course not in this case) completely solitary, they live alone in small burrows underground. They also eat pests like cockroaches
My solider is basically just a cute cartoon spider that speaks with uwu language.
…or is it?
*VSauce music*
It’s called moon men by the way.
Ik, but most people don't know that. They released it on vinyl.
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lol ok. How about a wolf spider? I have a bit of arachnophobia, and wolf spiders are known to be like, not that scary because they will genuinely become your friend, the poison is pretty weak, they don't spin webs so they won't mess up your home, and they're normally (but of course not in this case) completely solitary, they live alone in small burrows underground. They also eat pests like cockroaches
Sounds perfect to me
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“I use to make stuff with whatever I had at hand, so yes I can.”
Neki smiles, makes sure all of his stuff in his purse is still there. His purse appears to be a bag of holding.
*omg Jarvo is giving me librarian vibes, I love it. Also, can you make an insight check?*
"Well then." He takes the glasses off, giving them a polish whilst he hands Neki back the blueprints. "A plot of land out the front is anywhere between 10 and 80 gold to buy, and a workshop costs 3 gold a week to rent. How much are you requesting us to loan you?"
*Insight! 13*
The Bag of holding looks to be nonmagical, but you can’t place how it became that way.
“I’ve been doing a bit of research on the prices to start a shop, and I’ll need about 50-70gp, to buy a cheaper plot of land and to build the forge and stall. I can cover the workshop’s rent for a few weeks. Is that too much of a loan?”
Neki looks worried about what Jarvo’s next response will be.
"Well, considering the likelihood of you Business prospering, a high loan can be justified, with 2 percent compound interest per month. But I also have to heed to the regulations, which state as you are a new member of the guild, and have not taken out a loan before, the Guild can't risk a loan above the per member limit to any one person." He mutters to himself for a moment, flipping through some documents and a big book full of the loaning regulations. "At the state the Guild economy is in, and the open gold in the treasury, we can allow a risk of 62.5 gp per member. Would that be enough of a loan for you?" He looks you in the eyes, peering through his glasses.
“That will be perfect! It will take me a bit to build inventory and construct the forge unfortunately. Thank you so much!”
Neki smiles, overjoyed at the opportunity to finally open his own business.
My solider is basically just a cute cartoon spider that speaks with uwu language.
…or is it?
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It’s called moon men by the way.
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Ik, but most people don't know that. They released it on vinyl.
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Jake Chudnow is cool
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Yes.
Wait you have arachnophobia, right?
BIG SCARY SPIDERS!!!!
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Agh! You realize just saying that won't scare me.. *Having a literal panic attack* (No I'm not don't worry)
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BIG SCARY HAIRY SPIDERS!!!
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Spooky
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GIANT FLESH EATING HAIRY SPIDERS THAT CRAWL UP TO YOU AT NIGHT AND EAT YOU!!!!!
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Sounds perfect to me
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“That will be perfect! It will take me a bit to build inventory and construct the forge unfortunately. Thank you so much!”
Neki smiles, overjoyed at the opportunity to finally open his own business.
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A wolf spider is walking nearby, it's light brown and a bit larger than usual, being about 2 1/2 inches tall. "Hi!"
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Neki looks at the spider in terror.
”I-It can talk?!”
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"Well, yeah. Long story.."
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“Well, as long as you don’t hurt me, I’ll be okay.”
(I think my arachnophobia is worse than yours. Just don’t share any pics of one and I’ll be fine.)
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(Wasn't planning on it, I'm staying away from describing them even, because I don't want to freak you -or myself- out)
"I won't, also I'm not an it I'm a they, please treat me like a living being, not an object."
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(Thank you.)
Neki seems to be calmed down now.
”Sorry about that. My name’s Neki, What’s yours?”
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"Loki, nice to meet you."
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