Greetings, fellow acolytes of arachnids! If you are reading this, the Spider Guild has probably piqued your interest. Allow me to tell you what we at the Spider Guild do.
Have you ever been a DM, and just wanted to terrorise your players? Forget the storyline and just cause chaos? Well, this is the place for you! Here, we talk about all your ingenious methods to annoy, puzzle, and even defeat your players. Even though we’re talking about such dastardly things, we still stay professional and engage in conversations about tactics and plot, not just how to massacre your players. (But sometimes we do that too).
Here at the Spider Guild, we are also a guild of inventors. We would love to hear about your inventions, weapons, and magic items, whether they’re homebrewed or just made up.
If you decide to join, please post one of your evil ideas, or ingenious inventions, and you will be assigned a role in the guild.
Although this is a Guild, and not a Tavern, roleplay is still allowed in moderation. If you are from another forum organisation looking to make a deal the Spider Guild, or if you are a part of the Guild and want to roleplay creating something, then you are welcome to do so on this thread.
I’d like to join the Spider Guild. My evil idea: building a network of darkness that starts in Ravenloft and spreads throughout the Material Plane, slowly corrupting each world it gets a foothold on.
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I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Not yet, I'm going to need your Evil idea or invention first.
And about the advertising in your Signature. Do you wish to apply for the task? You will not be paid for advertising without having confirmed you are doing so. It's the same for the Dragons Treasury.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I’d like to join the Spider Guild. My evil idea: building a network of darkness that starts in Ravenloft and spreads throughout the Material Plane, slowly corrupting each world it gets a foothold on.
Awesome idea! Welcome to the Guild, you are now a Spider Acolyte
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Greetings, fellow acolytes of arachnids! If you are reading this, the Spider Guild has probably piqued your interest. Allow me to tell you what we at the Spider Guild do.
Have you ever been a DM, and just wanted to terrorise your players? Forget the storyline and just cause chaos? Well, this is the place for you! Here, we talk about all your ingenious methods to annoy, puzzle, and even defeat your players. Even though we’re talking about such dastardly things, we still stay professional and engage in conversations about tactics and plot, not just how to massacre your players. (But sometimes we do that too).
Here at the Spider Guild, we are also a guild of inventors. We would love to hear about your inventions, weapons, and magic items, whether they’re homebrewed or just made up.
If you decide to join, please post one of your evil ideas, or ingenious inventions, and you will be assigned a role in the guild.
The Rankings in the Spider Guild are as follows:
Spider Queen, King, Monarch: DrummerBoyDragonSlayer, Former_Queen_Yvonne
High Arachpriest: TheFriendlyArchfey
Arachnomancer:
Spider Priest: ScyriaEtVenator
Whip Spider: Baalzeboop, Jobah619
Spider Acolyte: WoodsGirl0402, Yondor_The_Fantastic, TheSummoningDark, 10_30inDutch, NikkiFem, Nothic2SeeHere2, Djrowee
Spiderling: ZeusTheGreat173, The_Cool_DM, Bobthebarbarian, BIackBear, KoboldNerd, Book_of_Calo, AlaricBloodhunter, Ella, Paco1150, Goodb0i, Alaricbloodhunter_, Sharptoothnecromancer
Although this is a Guild, and not a Tavern, roleplay is still allowed in moderation. If you are from another forum organisation looking to make a deal the Spider Guild, or if you are a part of the Guild and want to roleplay creating something, then you are welcome to do so on this thread.
Link to the original Spider Guild
Anyway, this one post is getting long. I bid you all adieu, and to those who may join us, a warm welcome to the Spider Clan!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I would like to join the defense force
PM me TOMATO let the games begin
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That is my oh so glorious nickname according to drummer
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Welcome! You'll have to join the Guild before you can join the Defense force though
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I’d like to join the guild!
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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Perfect! You have now joined, but I will need you to post your most evil idea or ingenious invention for me to determine your rank.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
there’s too many to pick from
umm
giving a player a really adorable and nice pet that’s really loyal and then mind controlling the player into killing it
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That's... brutal. But as long as the pet isn't a spider then you're in! You are now a spiderling.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
yay! the pet would probably be some adorable alien.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
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Sounds good to me.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
although I feel like killing the pet would affect me more
how do I move up in the rankings?
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Contributing to the Guild with more ideas, completing tasks, even just helping people will help you move through the ranks
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Hi, am I already in the Guild?
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
I’d like to join the Spider Guild. My evil idea: building a network of darkness that starts in Ravenloft and spreads throughout the Material Plane, slowly corrupting each world it gets a foothold on.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Not yet, I'm going to need your Evil idea or invention first.
And about the advertising in your Signature. Do you wish to apply for the task? You will not be paid for advertising without having confirmed you are doing so. It's the same for the Dragons Treasury.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Awesome idea! Welcome to the Guild, you are now a Spider Acolyte
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I've been a Spiderling before, but let me think of another evil plan...
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Designing, running, and completing an entire campaign just to say, "And then your character wakes up..."
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I want to join as a spidering.
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
Autowrong. SpiderLING not King
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv