“Thats a lot. I can’t really afford that now, since I had to take out a loan to build this workshop and buy a plot of land out front of the spider guild.”
“I can make you a custom weapon in exchange if you would prefer.”
As you enter the boiler room, the hissing of steam and churning of machinery sounding around you, your eyes are drawn to across the metal walkway leading over the burbling water tanks. You see Yvonne(?), across the walkway, standing before a conglomerate of scabby pustules and creeping membranes attached to and enveloping the back wall of the chamber. She turns to face you, eyes wide in shock, her face partially distorting from the heat like melting wax. She stares for a moment.
"You... you shouldn't... be here. Please... please leave." There is a spark of arcane energy from Yvonne's simulacrum as it twitches violently. "You shouldn't- You shouldn't- You shouldn't- You- You- You- You- You-" Continuing to loop, she stares, unblinking.
Rowen follows the King downstairs into the boiler room.
Korangar leaves, figuring that yes, this is a bad time.
Not-Yvonne continues to stare at the King and Rowen with cold, unfeeling eyes. The Aspect of Telal writhes in anticipation.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The king sheaths his sword, staring back at Yvonne. "My queen, I wish not to fight you or whatever it is that's coming. What's going on? Are you not the queen of the spiders?"
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sup this is Jobah. I used to be Gamer_Thirteen, leader of the Calamity Cacti when we fought the Jerry Hive. Can I be a Whip Spider again? I used to be.
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My old account, Gamer_Thirteen, is no longer accessible to me, so here I am.
”A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!”
Whip Spider of the Spider Guild. (Technically whip spiders are scorpions but that’s Vulkoor’s job, not mine)
Also what have I missed? I was gone for like two years. I still have the cacti if you need them!
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My old account, Gamer_Thirteen, is no longer accessible to me, so here I am.
”A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!”
Whip Spider of the Spider Guild. (Technically whip spiders are scorpions but that’s Vulkoor’s job, not mine)
Oh, hey! You missed a bit, but not to worry. I know vaguely of your history with the Guild, I remember gamer thirteen. If you reapply to enter the guild then I'm sure we can get you back your old position!
As for what you missed, I mean I've done lots of recaps for other people, but none really go back as far as you need. The spider Guild had a large disagreement with a cult, and Yvonne almost got dethroned, but didn't. Then whilst King Dragon Slayer (Who I play) and the queen were talking, the stumbled across a robot, Elsanova. Lots more happened, the guild was destroyed by the gape, a massive crack in the ground, and we had to relocate to a new mountain. The king, queen and DRAKE headed off with Elsanova on a journey through wild space, and are still out there, searching for Elsa's creator. Meanwhile an alternate version of the King is running the Guild along with a fake version of the queen, who he believes to be real. Lots of bad stuff is happening too, and lots of other users are involved in the roleplay!
Outside of the roleplay, Yvonne had to take some time off, and handed the crown to me. She's back now though, and we rule side by side, which is awesome.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Oh, hey! You missed a bit, but not to worry. I know vaguely of your history with the Guild, I remember gamer thirteen. If you reapply to enter the guild then I'm sure we can get you back your old position!
As for what you missed, I mean I've done lots of recaps for other people, but none really go back as far as you need. The spider Guild had a large disagreement with a cult, and Yvonne almost got dethroned, but didn't. Then whilst King Dragon Slayer (Who I play) and the queen were talking, the stumbled across a robot, Elsanova. Lots more happened, the guild was destroyed by the gape, a massive crack in the ground, and we had to relocate to a new mountain. The king, queen and DRAKE headed off with Elsanova on a journey through wild space, and are still out there, searching for Elsa's creator. Meanwhile an alternate version of the King is running the Guild along with a fake version of the queen, who he believes to be real. Lots of bad stuff is happening too, and lots of other users are involved in the roleplay!
Outside of the roleplay, Yvonne had to take some time off, and handed the crown to me. She's back now though, and we rule side by side, which is awesome.
How do you join?
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We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Oh, hey! You missed a bit, but not to worry. I know vaguely of your history with the Guild, I remember gamer thirteen. If you reapply to enter the guild then I'm sure we can get you back your old position!
As for what you missed, I mean I've done lots of recaps for other people, but none really go back as far as you need. The spider Guild had a large disagreement with a cult, and Yvonne almost got dethroned, but didn't. Then whilst King Dragon Slayer (Who I play) and the queen were talking, the stumbled across a robot, Elsanova. Lots more happened, the guild was destroyed by the gape, a massive crack in the ground, and we had to relocate to a new mountain. The king, queen and DRAKE headed off with Elsanova on a journey through wild space, and are still out there, searching for Elsa's creator. Meanwhile an alternate version of the King is running the Guild along with a fake version of the queen, who he believes to be real. Lots of bad stuff is happening too, and lots of other users are involved in the roleplay!
Outside of the roleplay, Yvonne had to take some time off, and handed the crown to me. She's back now though, and we rule side by side, which is awesome.
How do you join?
The first post has all the details :)
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
“Thats a lot. I can’t really afford that now, since I had to take out a loan to build this workshop and buy a plot of land out front of the spider guild.”
“I can make you a custom weapon in exchange if you would prefer.”
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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“Ooh, that would be great!”
“Any requests?”
Neki walks over to a nearby workbench and grabs a paper and pencil. He sits down and looks at Lonely.
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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“Hmm… a really big hammer? Like reeeaaaallly big.”
“I’ll see what I can do. Would you like an engraving on the head of the hammer? Normally it would cost extra but I’ll throw it in for free this time.”
Neki starts to scribble a plan for the Warhammer, including the price if another needs to be made in the future.
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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“Sure! Could it be an eye?”
“Human, or another creature’s eye? I can put one on each side of the hammerhead.”
Neki erases something and draws an eye in it’s place but waits for Lonely’s response to determine the pupil shape.
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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“Human.”
“Good Choice. It should be done in six hours at the latest, since I haven’t made a war-hammer in a while.”
Neki gets up and moves the paper to a table near the forge, and puts some paperweights on the corners of the paper.
*I’m running out of Ideas for this scenario unfortunately.*
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
“Thank you! I’ll start working on another beetle.” Lonely pops out of existence.
“What a nice fellow” Neki mumbles as he sets to work on making the warhammer.
*Have a good day Arch!*
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
Not-Yvonne continues to stare at the King and Rowen with cold, unfeeling eyes. The Aspect of Telal writhes in anticipation.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Rowen prepares to cast a spell, but she’s waiting to follow the King’s lead in case he wants to negotiate.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
The king sheaths his sword, staring back at Yvonne. "My queen, I wish not to fight you or whatever it is that's coming. What's going on? Are you not the queen of the spiders?"
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Sup this is Jobah. I used to be Gamer_Thirteen, leader of the Calamity Cacti when we fought the Jerry Hive. Can I be a Whip Spider again? I used to be.
My old account, Gamer_Thirteen, is no longer accessible to me, so here I am.
”A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!”
Whip Spider of the Spider Guild. (Technically whip spiders are scorpions but that’s Vulkoor’s job, not mine)
Also what have I missed? I was gone for like two years. I still have the cacti if you need them!
My old account, Gamer_Thirteen, is no longer accessible to me, so here I am.
”A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!”
Whip Spider of the Spider Guild. (Technically whip spiders are scorpions but that’s Vulkoor’s job, not mine)
Oh, hey! You missed a bit, but not to worry. I know vaguely of your history with the Guild, I remember gamer thirteen. If you reapply to enter the guild then I'm sure we can get you back your old position!
As for what you missed, I mean I've done lots of recaps for other people, but none really go back as far as you need. The spider Guild had a large disagreement with a cult, and Yvonne almost got dethroned, but didn't. Then whilst King Dragon Slayer (Who I play) and the queen were talking, the stumbled across a robot, Elsanova. Lots more happened, the guild was destroyed by the gape, a massive crack in the ground, and we had to relocate to a new mountain. The king, queen and DRAKE headed off with Elsanova on a journey through wild space, and are still out there, searching for Elsa's creator. Meanwhile an alternate version of the King is running the Guild along with a fake version of the queen, who he believes to be real. Lots of bad stuff is happening too, and lots of other users are involved in the roleplay!
Outside of the roleplay, Yvonne had to take some time off, and handed the crown to me. She's back now though, and we rule side by side, which is awesome.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
How do you join?
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'
The first post has all the details :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
evil ideas: a monster with three minds in one body. details
names: something, someone and somewhat
powers: complex control over people
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'