"It's not magic at all. Not in the traditional sense. It's closer to science, really. What magic there is is mostly biomancy, which, while unusual, is certainly not dark."
"Leave the vial on the ground and step away, if you wish for us to examine it."
"It's not magic at all. Not in the traditional sense. It's closer to science, really. What magic there is is mostly biomancy, which, while unusual, is certainly not dark."
"Leave the vial on the ground and step away, if you wish for us to examine it."
"Of course. Be careful."
He steps back, leaving it as commanded, grinning.
Carefully, one weak looking soldier walks over, and picks it up.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"It's not magic at all. Not in the traditional sense. It's closer to science, really. What magic there is is mostly biomancy, which, while unusual, is certainly not dark."
"Leave the vial on the ground and step away, if you wish for us to examine it."
"Of course. Be careful."
He steps back, leaving it as commanded, grinning.
Carefully, one weak looking soldier walks over, and picks it up.
"I should warn you, it doesn't recognize aesthetics, only function."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It's not magic at all. Not in the traditional sense. It's closer to science, really. What magic there is is mostly biomancy, which, while unusual, is certainly not dark."
"Leave the vial on the ground and step away, if you wish for us to examine it."
"Of course. Be careful."
He steps back, leaving it as commanded, grinning.
Carefully, one weak looking soldier walks over, and picks it up.
"I should warn you, it doesn't recognize aesthetics, only function."
The head guard nods. "It has been taken into account. Come back tomorrow, we'll let you know what we think."
*gtg now lmao, see you Baalz!*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"It's not magic at all. Not in the traditional sense. It's closer to science, really. What magic there is is mostly biomancy, which, while unusual, is certainly not dark."
"Leave the vial on the ground and step away, if you wish for us to examine it."
"Of course. Be careful."
He steps back, leaving it as commanded, grinning.
Carefully, one weak looking soldier walks over, and picks it up.
"I should warn you, it doesn't recognize aesthetics, only function."
The head guard nods. "It has been taken into account. Come back tomorrow, we'll let you know what we think."
*gtg now lmao, see you Baalz!*
*So long, my sweet chocolate boi!*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Of course. Be careful."
He steps back, leaving it as commanded, grinning.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Carefully, one weak looking soldier walks over, and picks it up.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
"I should warn you, it doesn't recognize aesthetics, only function."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The head guard nods. "It has been taken into account. Come back tomorrow, we'll let you know what we think."
*gtg now lmao, see you Baalz!*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*So long, my sweet chocolate boi!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The guards are outside the guild, ready for whenever the man and the spider return.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
And so he does.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Once they spot you, they form a slightly more defensive position, just in case. "It seems what you claimed yesterday was true."
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"It seems I forgot to give you any purification blend. I hope that didn't cause any problems."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A few whispers go amongst the guards. "I will neither confirm nor deny how many- wait, no, if we had any troubles."
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"So, what did your superiors think of my product?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It... has its uses. How much of it can you provide?"
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"More than you can even imagine."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"That's... strangely unhelpful."
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"I have an entire demiplane loaded with it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"A demiplane?" He looks confused.
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"Imagine a small area separated from the rest of the world. It's where I was born."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How can something be separated from the world... in space?"
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"It's complicated, and to be perfectly honest I'm not a arcanophysicist, so I don't know."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Okay, how much would a whole demiplane full be then, exactly."
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.