Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away
Erebus flaps his wings, sending a gust of air to buffet the cleric. He takes 15 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone *he literally cannot make the save.*
Erebus then walks over an places a claw over Francis, pinning him down. "How do you little people stand this hot sun all the time? No matter. Answer the questions, please."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'
"How about this... If you obey the tenets of your religion and atone for your sins, I will let you go free. If you play the fool one more time, I will squish you like a bug."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
Erebus removes his claw. "Good. Now, that said... all your magic items. Now."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
"Yes. All of them."
The dragon begins eating them (hoard gullet spell).
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Are you just going to eat them? Do you not know that gluttony is a- oh well, never mind. I can't say it's something I'm innocent of, and I'm too ****ing scared of you to question you too much'
Erebus changes back to a monochrome noble, seemingly not the least bit affected by the magic items he ate. He pats Francis on the back. "I'm proud of you."
*:D*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth.
Dex save please.
25
*yeaa, you barely succeed*
A huge fissure opens up, and with a roar of air, almost like a voice, a humongous human hand reaches out, grasping at you. Take half of 61 bludgeoning damage, and you're barely able to leap out of the way.
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Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away
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Erebus flaps his wings, sending a gust of air to buffet the cleric. He takes 15 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone *he literally cannot make the save.*
Erebus then walks over an places a claw over Francis, pinning him down. "How do you little people stand this hot sun all the time? No matter. Answer the questions, please."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'
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"How about this... If you obey the tenets of your religion and atone for your sins, I will let you go free. If you play the fool one more time, I will squish you like a bug."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'
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Erebus removes his claw. "Good. Now, that said... all your magic items. Now."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'All of them?'
He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.
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"Yes. All of them."
The dragon begins eating them (hoard gullet spell).
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Are you just going to eat them? Do you not know that gluttony is a- oh well, never mind. I can't say it's something I'm innocent of, and I'm too ****ing scared of you to question you too much'
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Erebus changes back to a monochrome noble, seemingly not the least bit affected by the magic items he ate. He pats Francis on the back. "I'm proud of you."
*:D*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Isn't pride supposed to be- oh well. Thanks, I guess. For your great and unending mercy. Are you sure you don't want me to worship you?'
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"Pretty sure."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Well, that's good, because I would never dream of worshipping anything other than the Lady of Peace. What do I do now?'
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"Go to church and seek guidance, I guess."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
'Thank you. Perhaps this will be good for me. Like broccoli'
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*heh. Too much non-clicheness*
The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth.
Dex save please.
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25
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*yeaa, you barely succeed*
A huge fissure opens up, and with a roar of air, almost like a voice, a humongous human hand reaches out, grasping at you. Take half of 61 bludgeoning damage, and you're barely able to leap out of the way.
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*Oh. I was hoping for something interesting RP-wise.*
Erebus, more shocked than harmed by this development, leaves immediately.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*If you understood all the details of what happened, it would be a great deal more interesting*
Leaves, just like, into the sky and away?
The hand clenches into a fist, pounding the ground in anger, then retreats back, the crack closing up.
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