Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away

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Francis does not reply, picking himself up off of the ground and running away

 Erebus flaps his wings, sending a gust of air to buffet the cleric. He takes 15 bludgeoning damage and is knocked prone *he literally cannot make the save.*

Erebus then walks over an places a claw over Francis, pinning him down. "How do you little people stand this hot sun all the time? No matter. Answer the questions, please."

'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'

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'Um, please spare me! I will worship you as a God if you do!'

 "How about this... If you obey the tenets of your religion and atone for your sins, I will let you go free. If you play the fool one more time, I will squish you like a bug."

'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'

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'Ok, ok, whatever you say, o great one. No more killing or pillaging or anything from me. Just pure 100% unadulterated atonement. Not even the tiniest glass of Extra Strong Hellfire Mead, I swear on the Lady of Peace'

 Erebus removes his claw. "Good. Now, that said... all your magic items. Now."

'All of them?'

He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.

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'All of them?'

He starts pulling out a massive hoard of magical items, the size of which would make Smaug blush. For a holy man devoted to charity, it seems more than a little sus.

 "Yes. All of them."

The dragon begins eating them (hoard gullet spell).

'Are you just going to eat them? Do you not know that gluttony is a- oh well, never mind. I can't say it's something I'm innocent of, and I'm too ****ing scared of you to question you too much'

Erebus changes back to a monochrome noble, seemingly not the least bit affected by the magic items he ate. He pats Francis on the back. "I'm proud of you."

*:D*

'Isn't pride supposed to be- oh well. Thanks, I guess. For your great and unending mercy. Are you sure you don't want me to worship you?'

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'Isn't pride supposed to be- oh well. Thanks, I guess. For your great and unending mercy. Are you sure you don't want me to worship you?'

 "Pretty sure."

'Well, that's good, because I would never dream of worshipping anything other than the Lady of Peace. What do I do now?'

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'Well, that's good, because I would never dream of worshipping anything other than the Lady of Peace. What do I do now?'

 "Go to church and seek guidance, I guess."

'Thank you. Perhaps this will be good for me. Like broccoli'

*heh. Too much non-clicheness* 

The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth. 

Dex save please. 

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*heh. Too much non-clicheness* 

The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth. 

Dex save please. 

 25

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*heh. Too much non-clicheness* 

The ground rumbles beneath Erebus, from deep within the earth. 

Dex save please. 

 25

 *yeaa, you barely succeed* 

A huge fissure opens up, and with a roar of air, almost like a voice, a humongous human hand reaches out, grasping at you. Take half of 50 bludgeoning damage, and you're barely able to leap out of the way. 

*Oh. I was hoping for something interesting RP-wise.*

Erebus, more shocked than harmed by this development, leaves immediately.

*If you understood all the details of what happened, it would be a great deal more interesting* 

Leaves, just like, into the sky and away? 

The hand clenches into a fist, pounding the ground in anger, then retreats back, the crack closing up.