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There is a wall to the East. It is massive, and made of all the ruined structures of the Old World. It rumbles as something tries to get out of it. A phone on a cord falls out of the rubble, ringing loudly.
Cogintius teleports to the wall, then picks up the phone and puts it to his ear. "Hello?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Updated the rules, you can now have domains equal to your level. Also,*
There is a wall to the East. It is massive, and made of all the ruined structures of the Old World. It rumbles as something tries to get out of it. A phone on a cord falls out of the rubble, ringing loudly.
Cogintius teleports to the wall, then picks up the phone and puts it to his ear. "Hello?"
A buzzing well of voices speaks from the other end. "Thank you for picking up. This should only take a moment of your time, sir, madam, or other. How do you like your eggs?"
*Updated the rules, you can now have domains equal to your level. Also,*
There is a wall to the East. It is massive, and made of all the ruined structures of the Old World. It rumbles as something tries to get out of it. A phone on a cord falls out of the rubble, ringing loudly.
Cogintius teleports to the wall, then picks up the phone and puts it to his ear. "Hello?"
A buzzing well of voices speaks from the other end. "Thank you for picking up. This should only take a moment of your time, sir, madam, or other. How do you like your eggs?"
"Eggs? Let me think... I'd say over easy. But who is this?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
*Updated the rules, you can now have domains equal to your level. Also,*
There is a wall to the East. It is massive, and made of all the ruined structures of the Old World. It rumbles as something tries to get out of it. A phone on a cord falls out of the rubble, ringing loudly.
Cogintius teleports to the wall, then picks up the phone and puts it to his ear. "Hello?"
A buzzing well of voices speaks from the other end. "Thank you for picking up. This should only take a moment of your time, sir, madam, or other. How do you like your eggs?"
"Eggs? Let me think... I'd say over easy. But who is this?"
"Room service. We just wanted to know what you wanted for breakfast. We have over-easy eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, waffles, pancakes..." the voice keeps listing breakfast items. The area around him is beginning to look... fuzzy. Shadows creep up from the ground, forming walls, doors, clocks, windows, a bed, a table... all very comfortable, and not exactly looking like any sort of prison construction. "... we apologize, but our breakfast bar is currently undergoing maintenance after the apocalypse, so all your orders will have to be brought to you."
Cogintius looks around uneasily. "Well, I'd like some bacon and eggs, then I will be on my way. How much do they cost?"
"Oh, they're free with your room." The room finishes forming, perfectly suited to Cogintius' tastes. (you can make up what is in the room, but it is very much a hotel room)
Cogintius scans the room. "Ah, this is nice." Then he goes to answer the door.
The door opens to a carpeted floor with black and red patterns. He appears to be inside a fancy hotel of some sort. A covered silver platter lays at his feet. It is still warm.
He calmly eats, wondering what this place is, and when he finishes he begins looking for the place to check out.
He quickly finds an elevator, which seems to reach the ground floor almost the instant it closes, causing it to open up again. There is no one here, but there are several phones on the desk and far too many signs insisting that he "Come Back Soon!" The door is made of glass and doesn't seem to have a lock on it.
*Updated the rules, you can now have domains equal to your level. Also,*
There is a wall to the East. It is massive, and made of all the ruined structures of the Old World. It rumbles as something tries to get out of it. A phone on a cord falls out of the rubble, ringing loudly.
*wooh, Herionidus is Decadence domain now*
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"I made you a pie!"
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"Honk."
Cogintius teleports to the wall, then picks up the phone and puts it to his ear. "Hello?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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A buzzing well of voices speaks from the other end. "Thank you for picking up. This should only take a moment of your time, sir, madam, or other. How do you like your eggs?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Eggs? Let me think... I'd say over easy. But who is this?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Room service. We just wanted to know what you wanted for breakfast. We have over-easy eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice, waffles, pancakes..." the voice keeps listing breakfast items. The area around him is beginning to look... fuzzy. Shadows creep up from the ground, forming walls, doors, clocks, windows, a bed, a table... all very comfortable, and not exactly looking like any sort of prison construction. "... we apologize, but our breakfast bar is currently undergoing maintenance after the apocalypse, so all your orders will have to be brought to you."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Cogintius looks around uneasily. "Well, I'd like some bacon and eggs, then I will be on my way. How much do they cost?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
"Oh, they're free with your room." The room finishes forming, perfectly suited to Cogintius' tastes. (you can make up what is in the room, but it is very much a hotel room)
There is a knock at the door.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Cogintius scans the room. "Ah, this is nice." Then he goes to answer the door.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
The door opens to a carpeted floor with black and red patterns. He appears to be inside a fancy hotel of some sort. A covered silver platter lays at his feet. It is still warm.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"This... Is a completely different place." He looks around, unsure what to think, then takes the platter and goes back into his room.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He catches a glimpse of the window. He's not at ground level anymore. He never felt himself elevating, nor did he notice any teleportation.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Well, I'll just have the food and be on my way." He opens the platter, checking the food inside to see if its poisoned or anything.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
They seem to be normal, well-prepared eggs and bacon.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He calmly eats, wondering what this place is, and when he finishes he begins looking for the place to check out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
He quickly finds an elevator, which seems to reach the ground floor almost the instant it closes, causing it to open up again. There is no one here, but there are several phones on the desk and far too many signs insisting that he "Come Back Soon!" The door is made of glass and doesn't seem to have a lock on it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Cogintius leaves the hotel, then teleports home.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
*hold on is that Podmorski? It sounds like Podmorski*
The red-eyed man is talking to his shadow
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*wooh, Herionidus is Decadence domain now*