They feel something dreadful headed his way, something he hasn't dealt with in some time, and then he hears it. The yodeling has returned. Happy Chaos has returned.
Slayer is making some wine out of the fruit from the Divine tree. Just sitting next to a few barrels.
He paused, then just dissipates all his avatars and stays in the City. "He can't reach me here."
He notices that only one fruit actually contains power after harvest and the rest lose it after he picks them. Some of the people of the forest take notes.
He senses some in the city, the yodeling only getting closer and closer, coming from above, the top of T.O.M tower.
He rubs his chin "Hmm interesting, I suppose that I will have to spend more time here." He juices the fruit, putting it into the barrel and turning the rest into regular wine.
*Wards go brrrrr*
The one he juices yields a glowing gold beverage, containing a thousand power points.
*Holograms go brrrrrr harder.*
He smells the juice, breathing in the fumes with a wide sharp smile "Oh this is going to be a good batch." He stands up, yelling "Does anyone want some divine wine?"
*Wards go brrrrr to a degree where they can't be passed without spending an amount of power points I'll be looking for now*
One tabaxi steps forward. "I don't want the glowing gold one. I'm scared of it. But can I have some of that other wine?"
*The Search feature is extremely unreliable. From what I can gather, it's most likely 10,000 power points, but I'm not sure of that.*
*Either way, Happy Chaos is still dead, so I’d say he gets to ignore that whole thing, by being a hologram. Idk man, gods don’t make sense anyway.*
*If that's the case, he literally just can't get in. The wards block literally anything besides vital stuff like air and people with permission since they have power points in them.*
*Dude if that were true then it would be completely dark inside the wards at all times. Holograms are light, unless it’s night all the time inside, then he would easily be able to get inside. Unless the wards can differentiate.*
*Arch just pm'ed me with their own opinion on things, that I was about to translate to here but I just realized they added you to it sooooo
Also boinking the other interaction*
One tabaxi steps forward. "I don't want the glowing gold one. I'm scared of it. But can I have some of that other wine?"
*Sorry, gtg. Later dude.*
*Bye!*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
They feel something dreadful headed his way, something he hasn't dealt with in some time, and then he hears it. The yodeling has returned. Happy Chaos has returned.
Slayer is making some wine out of the fruit from the Divine tree. Just sitting next to a few barrels.
He paused, then just dissipates all his avatars and stays in the City. "He can't reach me here."
He notices that only one fruit actually contains power after harvest and the rest lose it after he picks them. Some of the people of the forest take notes.
He senses some in the city, the yodeling only getting closer and closer, coming from above, the top of T.O.M tower.
He rubs his chin "Hmm interesting, I suppose that I will have to spend more time here." He juices the fruit, putting it into the barrel and turning the rest into regular wine.
*Wards go brrrrr*
The one he juices yields a glowing gold beverage, containing a thousand power points.
*Holograms go brrrrrr harder.*
He smells the juice, breathing in the fumes with a wide sharp smile "Oh this is going to be a good batch." He stands up, yelling "Does anyone want some divine wine?"
*Wards go brrrrr to a degree where they can't be passed without spending an amount of power points I'll be looking for now*
One tabaxi steps forward. "I don't want the glowing gold one. I'm scared of it. But can I have some of that other wine?"
*The Search feature is extremely unreliable. From what I can gather, it's most likely 10,000 power points, but I'm not sure of that.*
*Either way, Happy Chaos is still dead, so I’d say he gets to ignore that whole thing, by being a hologram. Idk man, gods don’t make sense anyway.*
*If that's the case, he literally just can't get in. The wards block literally anything besides vital stuff like air and people with permission since they have power points in them.*
*Dude if that were true then it would be completely dark inside the wards at all times. Holograms are light, unless it’s night all the time inside, then he would easily be able to get inside. Unless the wards can differentiate.*
*Arch just pm'ed me with their own opinion on things, that I was about to translate to here but I just realized they added you to it sooooo
Also boinking the other interaction*
One tabaxi steps forward. "I don't want the glowing gold one. I'm scared of it. But can I have some of that other wine?"
*Hmm. Sorry.*
Happy is outside of the wards, banging on them “HEY! I know you can hear me old man! Let me in! Let me innnnnnnnn!” He shouts, projecting it enough for Cog to hear.
He raises a brow, handing them a glass of the wine, perfectly aged despite the short time “Don’t want the responsibilities of being a god?” He says jokingly.
They can sense something in the distance headed towards them, the mortals of the camp feel a heat they have never felt before, all consuming, maddening.
Kalus stands up, looking towards it. He puts a hand to his greatsword. Several soldiers draw weapons.
They see what might as well be Oblivion itself approaching them. Kalus can sense this Will to eclipse him in strength as it moves towards them, absorbing everything in its path.
"STOP!" He bellows, the sound shaking the ground.
*NO. Smorgasbord no die.*
They do not stop nor stumble, simply moving ever closer.
"Oh, for hell's sake," He mutters, and teleports directly in front of the will.
It is the Frenzy, its colossal power burning at his very flesh without actually doing anything yet. It simply steps around him and continues its approach.
"Will you just stop?" He says angrily. "I don't particularly want to fight but I will if I have to!"
*It is for this reason and many others that I hate The Frenzy so much. No offence BTW.*
*Nah it’s good, they aren’t meant to be liked. They are an evil ball of fire who wants to get rid of individuality after all.*
They turn their head to them “Fight us if you want, either way you shall join the hive mind, one way or another.”
"Hive mind?! Can this day get any worse?" He mutters to himself before telporting in front of them again. "Turn away and go somewhere else or I promise you you will regret being born."
*Could we engineer a scenario where Kalus wins? The Frenzy isn't gonna turn back, I've interacted with them enough to know that, and neither is Kalus, who I don't want to die. Frenzy doesn't have to die either, I just don't want his kingdom to get blown up.*
*Kalus could convince the Frenzy not to kill him, or annihilate his home, maybe they can simply talk this out, like how he did before.*
They put one finger to their chest, burning different to anything he’s dealt with before “We will consider stopping, stop your threats, you know you cannot win against us.”
*If we stick to their characters, that will likely not happen, but ok*
He grabs The Frenzy's finger in his fist, bending it to a degree where it almost breaks, but not quite, before shoving the god's hand away. "Do not touch, me, insect."
*Also, Kalus is not in the mood for diplomacy or bandying words. He's tired and angry and is generally not feeling like being nice. But we'll see.*
*Yeah but we’ve seen that when Kalus is facing someone who is for sure stronger than him, he can bite his tongue and hold down his pride.*
They tilt their head, the flames growing only brighter “Insect? You are worth as much as any insect, all is the same before the flame of Frenzy. Do you wish to have peace?”
*That was because Nameless wasn't being openly aggressive towards him and he wanted to keep it that way. The Frenzy has expressed a desire to destroy him and his empire And, as I've said, he not feeling in the mood for talking.*
"My only wish is for you to get the (GP) out of here. So fight me, or leave and eat something else. I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem for a being of your power." He spits out the last word, thoroughly fed up.
*Fair enough, so how do you want to handle this?*
The Frenzy almost seems to smile, the flames molding with every moment, like it enjoys the hatred, though it doesn’t find any true benefit from it “If you wish, we will find somewhere else to feed, but before we go, would you mind losing one of your men? Simply one. We shall not return after.”
He thinks. For a long, long time. "Ugh. Fine." He finally says. He telekinetically grabs an older soldier, throwing him to the ground in front of the frenzy. "Wasn't much use to me anyway. Have him, then go. I don't want to see you again."
He takes the older soldier, picking them back to their feet with one burning hand, although they aren’t filled with pain, but instead a soothing feeling. They begin to feel their youth returning to them, as their eyes fill with the orange flame of the frenzy.
Orchid is continuing to grow the Amber Marsh's reach while awaiting any directions from Savut.
Galien is wandering the realm without rime or reason.
Orchid notices an odd looking plant within the marsh. A cattail with a black stem and neon colored fuzz. It radiates the power of a will.
Galien wanders upon a large and seemingly hole surrounded by a decaying red goo, in which the full skeletons of small rodents reside. This is an entrance to Mushisama's afterlife, commonly called the Nest by mortals.
They can sense something in the distance headed towards them, the mortals of the camp feel a heat they have never felt before, all consuming, maddening.
Kalus stands up, looking towards it. He puts a hand to his greatsword. Several soldiers draw weapons.
They see what might as well be Oblivion itself approaching them. Kalus can sense this Will to eclipse him in strength as it moves towards them, absorbing everything in its path.
"STOP!" He bellows, the sound shaking the ground.
*NO. Smorgasbord no die.*
They do not stop nor stumble, simply moving ever closer.
"Oh, for hell's sake," He mutters, and teleports directly in front of the will.
It is the Frenzy, its colossal power burning at his very flesh without actually doing anything yet. It simply steps around him and continues its approach.
"Will you just stop?" He says angrily. "I don't particularly want to fight but I will if I have to!"
*It is for this reason and many others that I hate The Frenzy so much. No offence BTW.*
*Nah it’s good, they aren’t meant to be liked. They are an evil ball of fire who wants to get rid of individuality after all.*
They turn their head to them “Fight us if you want, either way you shall join the hive mind, one way or another.”
"Hive mind?! Can this day get any worse?" He mutters to himself before telporting in front of them again. "Turn away and go somewhere else or I promise you you will regret being born."
*Could we engineer a scenario where Kalus wins? The Frenzy isn't gonna turn back, I've interacted with them enough to know that, and neither is Kalus, who I don't want to die. Frenzy doesn't have to die either, I just don't want his kingdom to get blown up.*
*Kalus could convince the Frenzy not to kill him, or annihilate his home, maybe they can simply talk this out, like how he did before.*
They put one finger to their chest, burning different to anything he’s dealt with before “We will consider stopping, stop your threats, you know you cannot win against us.”
*If we stick to their characters, that will likely not happen, but ok*
He grabs The Frenzy's finger in his fist, bending it to a degree where it almost breaks, but not quite, before shoving the god's hand away. "Do not touch, me, insect."
*Also, Kalus is not in the mood for diplomacy or bandying words. He's tired and angry and is generally not feeling like being nice. But we'll see.*
*Yeah but we’ve seen that when Kalus is facing someone who is for sure stronger than him, he can bite his tongue and hold down his pride.*
They tilt their head, the flames growing only brighter “Insect? You are worth as much as any insect, all is the same before the flame of Frenzy. Do you wish to have peace?”
*That was because Nameless wasn't being openly aggressive towards him and he wanted to keep it that way. The Frenzy has expressed a desire to destroy him and his empire And, as I've said, he not feeling in the mood for talking.*
"My only wish is for you to get the (GP) out of here. So fight me, or leave and eat something else. I'm sure that wouldn't be a problem for a being of your power." He spits out the last word, thoroughly fed up.
*Fair enough, so how do you want to handle this?*
The Frenzy almost seems to smile, the flames molding with every moment, like it enjoys the hatred, though it doesn’t find any true benefit from it “If you wish, we will find somewhere else to feed, but before we go, would you mind losing one of your men? Simply one. We shall not return after.”
He thinks. For a long, long time. "Ugh. Fine." He finally says. He telekinetically grabs an older soldier, throwing him to the ground in front of the frenzy. "Wasn't much use to me anyway. Have him, then go. I don't want to see you again."
He takes the older soldier, picking them back to their feet with one burning hand, although they aren’t filled with pain, but instead a soothing feeling. They begin to feel their youth returning to them, as their eyes fill with the orange flame of the frenzy.
"I trust you'll make good use of him. Now, your part of the bargain. Go." Kalus growls.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caiatl is in the Nameless City, looking around. (yays, a name for Nameless' city!)
*Ya know, I feel like Hellfire has wasted potential. He's killed a god and injured others, but I want him to have a real duel. Preferably with Foreir, but that's unlikely.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
Caiatl is in the Nameless City, looking around. (yays, a name for Nameless' city!)
*Ya know, I feel like Hellfire has wasted potential. He's killed a god and injured others, but I want him to have a real duel. Preferably with Foreir, but that's unlikely.*
*Foréir would for sure duel him. Just know that Hellfire isn’t making it out alive. Like at all. Nothing but a pile of slag and ash*
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Caiatl is in the Nameless City, looking around. (yays, a name for Nameless' city!)
*Ya know, I feel like Hellfire has wasted potential. He's killed a god and injured others, but I want him to have a real duel. Preferably with Foreir, but that's unlikely.*
*Foréir would for sure duel him. Just know that Hellfire isn’t making it out alive. Like at all. Nothing but a pile of slag and ash*
*Yeah IK. If only there was a way to make it fair...*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*So just did some thinking. Hellfire has a true artifact, his sword, and a half artifact, the halberd (courtesy of Happy). That would mean, when he wields both of them at the same time he would add 3 to each d6 roll for his attacks. The average of a d6 is 4, plus 3 is 7. So, for an average attack using 10,000 power points (which is 100 d6s), his average damage would be... 700? I think? Whereas a normal will would get an average of 400, if I'm doing this right. So hellfire gets, on average, massively more damage than your average will. If he fights against foreir, who's probably got like 400,000 power points by now (compared to hellfires 110,000), he could get 11 of those attacks in before running out of points. Foreir, on the other hand, can get in at least 40 much less powerful average attacks in before running out. This is all discounting any attacks using more than 10,000 power points, which would make both wills go down much faster.
So maybe he has a chance, who knows.*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
*So just did some thinking. Hellfire has a true artifact, his sword, and a half artifact, the halberd (courtesy of Happy). That would mean, when he wields both of them at the same time he would add 3 to each d6 roll for his attacks. The average of a d6 is 4, plus 3 is 7. So, for an average attack using 10,000 power points (which is 100 d6s), his average damage would be... 700? I think? Whereas a normal will would get an average of 400, if I'm doing this right. So hellfire gets, on average, massively more damage than your average will. If he fights against foreir, who's probably got like 400,000 power points by now (compared to hellfires 110,000), he could get 11 of those attacks in before running out of points. Foreir, on the other hand, can get in at least 40 much less powerful average attacks in before running out. This is all discounting any attacks using more than 10,000 power points, which would make both wills go down much faster.
So maybe he has a chance, who knows.*
*This is Foréir’s average roll for 10,000 1165 and your math is also incredibly poor. If Hellfire can make 11 attacks with an average of 700, Foréir can make 40 attacks with an of over a thousand, but lets keep your estimate of 400. 700x11=7,700 while 400x40= 16,000, aka more than double what Hellfire can do.*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1351 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1138 times 40.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1342 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1176 times 40.*
(just reading this fried my brain lol)
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1342 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1176 times 40.*
*Okay so hellfire over 11 attacks gets 14,762, foreir gets 47,040. Okay so that is a massive amount more but hey, at least hellfire does a large amount of damage.*
*If we did max rolls...*
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1342 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1176 times 40.*
(just reading this fried my brain lol)
*I mean, have you read the OP and learned how things work? I haven't seen you say a thing you're supposed to say. (Although IDK if I have the authority to tell you to do so since I'm not a mod lol)*
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Cogintius is hiding in the City of Order, hoping silently to himself that Happy will go away if he doesn't answer.
The void... Is watching.
The Tree of Divinity stands tall.
Gibber is thinking of making a mischievous/trickster type will, since he doesn't see too many trickery domain wills nowadays, but he'll need to flesh it out more before introing.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Cogintius is hiding in the City of Order, hoping silently to himself that Happy will go away if he doesn't answer.
The void... Is watching.
The Tree of Divinity stands tall.
Gibber is thinking of making a mischievous/trickster type will, since he doesn't see too many trickery domain wills nowadays, but he'll need to flesh it out more before introing.
Another Fourth level will appears outside of the city and requests an audience with him. “An audience with me would prolong your need to interact with him you know.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1342 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1176 times 40.*
(just reading this fried my brain lol)
*I mean, have you read the OP and learned how things work? I haven't seen you say a thing you're supposed to say. (Although IDK if I have the authority to tell you to do so since I'm not a mod lol)*
i'm just here to give out random questions and put in my 2 cents
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Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
They seem to nod “Of course, we will be going now. I suggest you learn to treat your superiors with more respect though, there are some who do not take to that kindly.” They begin to walk off, their newest puppet following.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Hmm. Sorry.*
Happy is outside of the wards, banging on them “HEY! I know you can hear me old man! Let me in! Let me innnnnnnnn!” He shouts, projecting it enough for Cog to hear.
He raises a brow, handing them a glass of the wine, perfectly aged despite the short time “Don’t want the responsibilities of being a god?” He says jokingly.
He takes the older soldier, picking them back to their feet with one burning hand, although they aren’t filled with pain, but instead a soothing feeling. They begin to feel their youth returning to them, as their eyes fill with the orange flame of the frenzy.
Orchid is continuing to grow the Amber Marsh's reach while awaiting any directions from Savut.
Galien is wandering the realm without rime or reason.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Orchid notices an odd looking plant within the marsh. A cattail with a black stem and neon colored fuzz. It radiates the power of a will.
Galien wanders upon a large and seemingly hole surrounded by a decaying red goo, in which the full skeletons of small rodents reside. This is an entrance to Mushisama's afterlife, commonly called the Nest by mortals.
Hi, I’m DrakenBrine, here’s my Sig and characters
I am The Grand Envisioner!
Aria is calmly creating a hurricane just off the coast
Voidras is gathering more followers
Dinosaurs, as an invasive species, continue to wreak havoc on the unprepared ecosystem
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I trust you'll make good use of him. Now, your part of the bargain. Go." Kalus growls.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
Kalus is busy inspecting his soldiers.
TF is wandering.
Hellfire is wandering.
Caiatl is in the Nameless City, looking around. (yays, a name for Nameless' city!)
*Ya know, I feel like Hellfire has wasted potential. He's killed a god and injured others, but I want him to have a real duel. Preferably with Foreir, but that's unlikely.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*Foréir would for sure duel him. Just know that Hellfire isn’t making it out alive. Like at all. Nothing but a pile of slag and ash*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*Yeah IK. If only there was a way to make it fair...*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*So just did some thinking. Hellfire has a true artifact, his sword, and a half artifact, the halberd (courtesy of Happy). That would mean, when he wields both of them at the same time he would add 3 to each d6 roll for his attacks. The average of a d6 is 4, plus 3 is 7. So, for an average attack using 10,000 power points (which is 100 d6s), his average damage would be... 700? I think? Whereas a normal will would get an average of 400, if I'm doing this right. So hellfire gets, on average, massively more damage than your average will. If he fights against foreir, who's probably got like 400,000 power points by now (compared to hellfires 110,000), he could get 11 of those attacks in before running out of points. Foreir, on the other hand, can get in at least 40 much less powerful average attacks in before running out. This is all discounting any attacks using more than 10,000 power points, which would make both wills go down much faster.
So maybe he has a chance, who knows.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*This is Foréir’s average roll for 10,000 1165 and your math is also incredibly poor. If Hellfire can make 11 attacks with an average of 700, Foréir can make 40 attacks with an of over a thousand, but lets keep your estimate of 400. 700x11=7,700 while 400x40= 16,000, aka more than double what Hellfire can do.*
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
*okay let's try again. each time you attack, we roll a d6 per 100 power points spent plus double(?) your level. In hellfire's case, 8. Then, with the half artifact, plus another 2, so 10. in that case: 1351 that would be the average for hellfire's attack times 11. Foreir would get 1138 times 40.*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
(just reading this fried my brain lol)
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Okay so hellfire over 11 attacks gets 14,762, foreir gets 47,040. Okay so that is a massive amount more but hey, at least hellfire does a large amount of damage.*
*If we did max rolls...*
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
*I mean, have you read the OP and learned how things work? I haven't seen you say a thing you're supposed to say. (Although IDK if I have the authority to tell you to do so since I'm not a mod lol)*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Memeeeeee*
Cogintius is hiding in the City of Order, hoping silently to himself that Happy will go away if he doesn't answer.
The void... Is watching.
The Tree of Divinity stands tall.
Gibber is thinking of making a mischievous/trickster type will, since he doesn't see too many trickery domain wills nowadays, but he'll need to flesh it out more before introing.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Another Fourth level will appears outside of the city and requests an audience with him. “An audience with me would prolong your need to interact with him you know.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
i'm just here to give out random questions and put in my 2 cents
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Cut for Ejo*
They seem to nod “Of course, we will be going now. I suggest you learn to treat your superiors with more respect though, there are some who do not take to that kindly.” They begin to walk off, their newest puppet following.