He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Are you suggesting I'm not special because of my path of good intentions? I am hurt, wounded by your words."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Szeru whips around with a lecturing finger. "Look, for all intents and purposes, I am the only one allowed to be Satan around here. Jimbo was an upstart with delusions of grandeur."
"Fair enough. So what are you going to do with him?" Phantom asks as he looks over at Faltros, shivering a bit as he recounts the story of the fallen Overwill and all the death and destruction he caused. "Is he going to be walking around like Happy?"
"I think I'll pin him to a board under a hot light and a magnifying glass so I can admire him as he slowly cooks over centuries. You know, to show that I'm the hero of this story."
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"And you are the same." He notes. "How did you perish?"
"Why would I change? I only died, I'll be back in the sequel." He cackles "The big boss of this realm killed me, wanna annoy Cog with me later?"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Are you suggesting I'm not special because of my path of good intentions? I am hurt, wounded by your words."
"Oh, you're still special, but a very different kind. Your evil is attributed to mental illness. His evil is true and pure!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Szeru whips around with a lecturing finger. "Look, for all intents and purposes, I am the only one allowed to be Satan around here. Jimbo was an upstart with delusions of grandeur."
"Fair enough. So what are you going to do with him?" Phantom asks as he looks over at Faltros, shivering a bit as he recounts the story of the fallen Overwill and all the death and destruction he caused. "Is he going to be walking around like Happy?"
"I think I'll pin him to a board under a hot light and a magnifying glass so I can admire him as he slowly cooks over centuries. You know, to show that I'm the hero of this story."
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"And you are the same." He notes. "How did you perish?"
"Why would I change? I only died, I'll be back in the sequel." He cackles "The big boss of this realm killed me, wanna annoy Cog with me later?"
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Are you suggesting I'm not special because of my path of good intentions? I am hurt, wounded by your words."
"Oh, you're still special, but a very different kind. Your evil is attributed to mental illness. His evil is true and pure!"
"Ah so he's more evil than me because he's more true to his evil and without remorse."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Szeru whips around with a lecturing finger. "Look, for all intents and purposes, I am the only one allowed to be Satan around here. Jimbo was an upstart with delusions of grandeur."
"Fair enough. So what are you going to do with him?" Phantom asks as he looks over at Faltros, shivering a bit as he recounts the story of the fallen Overwill and all the death and destruction he caused. "Is he going to be walking around like Happy?"
"I think I'll pin him to a board under a hot light and a magnifying glass so I can admire him as he slowly cooks over centuries. You know, to show that I'm the hero of this story."
"That all sounds pretty gruesome, though he did do a lot of evil..."
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Oh, you're still special, but a very different kind. Your evil is attributed to mental illness. His evil is true and pure!"
"Ah so he's more evil than me because he's more true to his evil and without remorse."
"Exactly. It wouldn't be much fun to slowly torture you over millennia. Plus, you'd probably enjoy it somehow, and you already piss me off more than enough."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"Either one of them would be horrifying for them to operate on me. It is simply a matter of knowing what they will do. No Will but him knows what could happen if I were placed in a laboratory of his." He points to Happy as best as possible with his hands that I'm assuming are binded.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
He can’t help but smile at this, rather proud of himself “I have to annoy Cog every once in a while or he’ll forget about me. I try my best to yodel my hardest.”
“I do intent on giving it to the sandwich maker, I do want to give a working class person god like power, it would be an interesting experiment, and I just like them.”
"I'm surprised her wasn't the one to end up killing you, all things considered."
"Well, it's not like many of my citizens aren't armed warriors themselves."
“He almost did back when I lived right outside of the city of order, it was great. Might annoy him again, how that you mention it.”
“But not the sandwich maker, so do I have your approval my dear friend?”
"I look forward to hearing it from my lair later."
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
He grimaces. "I would offer some sort of witty comeback here, but I won't make this more humiliating then it already is for me. We both know my tale ends here, and I unfortunately have to accept that."
Happy pops his head in through a portal from his lab “Can I experiment on him? Also hi Faltros, you’re dead. Ha!” He laughs at him “Anyway, I could use the pieces for some interesting things.”
"Not this time. Faltros is going to be my centerpiece. His actions were about as vile as yours, if not more so, but unlike you, he had no good intentions. He's special like that."
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"Either one of them would be horrifying for them to operate on me. It is simply a matter of knowing what they will do. No Will but him knows what could happen if I were placed in a laboratory of his." He points to Happy as best as possible with his hands that I'm assuming are binded.
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
"Correction you adorable idiot, I can get out of here easily. All I need is the power I am now missing, a speck of that divine power will return me not only to life, but to divinity. I just don't think I'm ready to be a god again, not yet at least."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He can’t help but smile at this, rather proud of himself “I have to annoy Cog every once in a while or he’ll forget about me. I try my best to yodel my hardest.”
“I do intent on giving it to the sandwich maker, I do want to give a working class person god like power, it would be an interesting experiment, and I just like them.”
"I'm surprised her wasn't the one to end up killing you, all things considered."
"Well, it's not like many of my citizens aren't armed warriors themselves."
“He almost did back when I lived right outside of the city of order, it was great. Might annoy him again, how that you mention it.”
“But not the sandwich maker, so do I have your approval my dear friend?”
"I look forward to hearing it from my lair later."
"Yes, you do..." she says with a sigh.
He bows "I should be going, Faltros has arrived in the realm and I want to annoy him." The hologram vanishes.
He pouts "You say that as if you don't want to give me permission." He cackles madly.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He can’t help but smile at this, rather proud of himself “I have to annoy Cog every once in a while or he’ll forget about me. I try my best to yodel my hardest.”
“I do intent on giving it to the sandwich maker, I do want to give a working class person god like power, it would be an interesting experiment, and I just like them.”
"I'm surprised her wasn't the one to end up killing you, all things considered."
"Well, it's not like many of my citizens aren't armed warriors themselves."
“He almost did back when I lived right outside of the city of order, it was great. Might annoy him again, how that you mention it.”
“But not the sandwich maker, so do I have your approval my dear friend?”
"I look forward to hearing it from my lair later."
"Yes, you do..." she says with a sigh.
He bows "I should be going, Faltros has arrived in the realm and I want to annoy him." The hologram vanishes.
He pouts "You say that as if you don't want to give me permission." He cackles madly.
"I just have a healthy dose of caution when it comes to you is all."
"Are you suggesting I'm not special because of my path of good intentions? I am hurt, wounded by your words."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Why would I change? I only died, I'll be back in the sequel." He cackles "The big boss of this realm killed me, wanna annoy Cog with me later?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hmmm, a madman or a madman to operate on this madman. Decisions, decisions."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Oh, you're still special, but a very different kind. Your evil is attributed to mental illness. His evil is true and pure!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How can you be certain? It is not as if everyone makes it through the process." He doesn't sound concerned for his own chances, and only stating a fact. "And if by annoy you mean bring terror, agony and pain upon him, then I certainly couldn't pass out on that offer. Although I am certain neither of you would genuinely let me loose after all I did."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Ah so he's more evil than me because he's more true to his evil and without remorse."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"That all sounds pretty gruesome, though he did do a lot of evil..."
"I'd imagine the difference would be whether you operation would be horror themed or comedy themed" Phantom rebuttals.
"Who said you're getting let loose at all, and trust me, my yodeling does bring him agony. I'm confident I'll be back because I've gotten this far and I'm not dead, or well, permanently dead. I would be dead if I wasn't as smart as I am. Lucky for me, I know what I'm doing."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Exactly. It wouldn't be much fun to slowly torture you over millennia. Plus, you'd probably enjoy it somehow, and you already piss me off more than enough."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Either one of them would be horrifying for them to operate on me. It is simply a matter of knowing what they will do. No Will but him knows what could happen if I were placed in a laboratory of his." He points to Happy as best as possible with his hands that I'm assuming are binded.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I look forward to hearing it from my lair later."
"Yes, you do..." she says with a sigh.
"Correction: You are in fact permanently dead. He likey just lets you free so you don't annoy him more then you have to. The scythe of the reaper comes for everyone-- or butcher's knife, in this case."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Hm, that's a good point. The noises coming out of his labs are down right terrifying. He keeps telling me its all good, but then I hear what sounds like many dying dogs and I can't help but press X to doubt."
"Correction you adorable idiot, I can get out of here easily. All I need is the power I am now missing, a speck of that divine power will return me not only to life, but to divinity. I just don't think I'm ready to be a god again, not yet at least."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He bows "I should be going, Faltros has arrived in the realm and I want to annoy him." The hologram vanishes.
He pouts "You say that as if you don't want to give me permission." He cackles madly.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I just have a healthy dose of caution when it comes to you is all."
"Oh I've never done anything to hurt anyone. Except for the people I hurt, but I'll apologize to them eventually."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Apologizes can't fix everything Happy. Now, go gift your weapon. I have a lot of things I need to catch up on after being gone."
"I know they don't fix everything, I'm not nine years old. Already give it to them, bye, love ya platonically." He disappears with that same smile.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)