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 "Oh, this is my workshop! Most of the wills here have been chopped up and partially eaten, but since they're already dead they can't die again. I understand that it's agonizing. You don't want to stay."

 "Agonizing?.... hehehheh- I'd like to see someone even <try> to rip out all my teeth, tear off all my eyes- Break my own fingers, without me allowing them too!..."

 The giant leans close. "Are you making an offer?"

 *DON'T TEMPT THE BUTCHER BAS*

 *nah the butcher can't fully butch Bas*

 *Actually, he dictates the laws of reality in his own realm. And also, Bas is no longer a Will and can no longer gain Power Points.*

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 The giant leans close. "Are you making an offer?"

 It absorbs its arms "See? no one anyone can fully destroy me..."

 "See, the thing is, you lack any divine power, such as the ability to make matter from nothing. Even your own matter. So I ask again: are you making me an offer, sweetmeat?"

 "You don't need to make matter, you just need to hide the last bits you have... also, you might be all powerful, but enough prisoners can stop any warden..."

*Yo, I'm about to add Tiku too the fight... If a greater will would probably get a bonus to init, do they?*

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 "Oh, this is my workshop! Most of the wills here have been chopped up and partially eaten, but since they're already dead they can't die again. I understand that it's agonizing. You don't want to stay."

 "Agonizing?.... hehehheh- I'd like to see someone even <try> to rip out all my teeth, tear off all my eyes- Break my own fingers, without me allowing them too!..."

 The giant leans close. "Are you making an offer?"

 *DON'T TEMPT THE BUTCHER BAS*

 *nah the butcher can't fully butch Bas*

 *Actually, he dictates the laws of reality in his own realm. And also, Bas is no longer a Will and can no longer gain Power Points.*

 *ah s##t... he can still hide his arms tho...? right?...*

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 "Oh, this is my workshop! Most of the wills here have been chopped up and partially eaten, but since they're already dead they can't die again. I understand that it's agonizing. You don't want to stay."

 "Agonizing?.... hehehheh- I'd like to see someone even <try> to rip out all my teeth, tear off all my eyes- Break my own fingers, without me allowing them too!..."

 The giant leans close. "Are you making an offer?"

 *DON'T TEMPT THE BUTCHER BAS*

 *nah the butcher can't fully butch Bas*

 *Actually, he dictates the laws of reality in his own realm. And also, Bas is no longer a Will and can no longer gain Power Points.*

 *ah s##t... he can still hide his arms tho...? right?...*

 *Sure!*

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 "See, the thing is, you lack any divine power, such as the ability to make matter from nothing. Even your own matter. So I ask again: are you making me an offer, sweetmeat?"

 "You don't need to make matter, you just need to hide the last bits you have... also, you might be all powerful, but enough prisoners can stop any warden..."

 "Nice thought." He slams an enormous fork into the top of Bas's head, impaling his skull without killing him or impairing his faculties. "Maybe I won't bring you back." Millions upon millions of gleaming, scissorous teeth appear in the darkness under Szerucharz's hat, a pulsing void of oblivion where a throat should be.

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 "Oh, this is my workshop! Most of the wills here have been chopped up and partially eaten, but since they're already dead they can't die again. I understand that it's agonizing. You don't want to stay."

 "Agonizing?.... hehehheh- I'd like to see someone even <try> to rip out all my teeth, tear off all my eyes- Break my own fingers, without me allowing them too!..."

 The giant leans close. "Are you making an offer?"

 *DON'T TEMPT THE BUTCHER BAS*

 *nah the butcher can't fully butch Bas*

 *Actually, he dictates the laws of reality in his own realm. And also, Bas is no longer a Will and can no longer gain Power Points.*

 *ah s##t... he can still hide his arms tho...? right?...*

 *Sure!*

 *well, than they can still hide their body parts... oh yeah and also I did plan a secret thing that they did yesterday*

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*Is the war over yet? I’m assuming not*

 *Nope. Also, Szerucharz dealt 4285 damage to everyone on the battlefield, in case you're there.*

 *I am not*

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 "See, the thing is, you lack any divine power, such as the ability to make matter from nothing. Even your own matter. So I ask again: are you making me an offer, sweetmeat?"

 "You don't need to make matter, you just need to hide the last bits you have... also, you might be all powerful, but enough prisoners can stop any warden..."

 "Nice thought." He slams an enormous fork into the top of Bas's head, impaling his skull without killing him or impairing his faculties. "Maybe I won't bring you back." Millions upon millions of gleaming, scissorous teeth appear in the darkness under Szerucharz's hat, a pulsing void of oblivion where a throat should be.

 Bas growls as the fork stabs Bas "Fine..."

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 *Sure!*

 *well, than they can still hide their body parts... oh yeah and also I did plan a secret thing that they did yesterday*

 *I'm not sure if you noticed, but Szerucharz's realm isn't exactly escapeable. It's the end point for Wills, and pretty much only exists so people can keep playing with characters and potentially bring them back so long as the Butcher allows it. He's basically a big G God down here.*

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 "Nice thought." He slams an enormous fork into the top of Bas's head, impaling his skull without killing him or impairing his faculties. "Maybe I won't bring you back." Millions upon millions of gleaming, scissorous teeth appear in the darkness under Szerucharz's hat, a pulsing void of oblivion where a throat should be.

 Bas growls as the fork stabs Bas "Fine..."

 "No, I'm sick of your attitude. Goodbye." He lifts Bas up and holds him over his mouth, gravity intensifying immensely.

With a loud boom, a small star explodes into a supernova above the war, as Tiku falls down, with that little human on their shoulder. Tiku's eyes glint from white too blue for the left, and orange for the right. just before Tiku hits the ground, they float up "What. the. f##k!?..."

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 *Sure!*

 *well, than they can still hide their body parts... oh yeah and also I did plan a secret thing that they did yesterday*

 *I'm not sure if you noticed, but Szerucharz's realm isn't exactly escapeable. It's the end point for Wills, and pretty much only exists so people can keep playing with characters and potentially bring them back so long as the Butcher allows it. He's basically a big G God down here.*

 *I see... Bas can still be annoying with AK-47s if Bas feels like it*

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 "Nice thought." He slams an enormous fork into the top of Bas's head, impaling his skull without killing him or impairing his faculties. "Maybe I won't bring you back." Millions upon millions of gleaming, scissorous teeth appear in the darkness under Szerucharz's hat, a pulsing void of oblivion where a throat should be.

 Bas growls as the fork stabs Bas "Fine..."

 "No, I'm sick of your attitude. Goodbye." He lifts Bas up and holds him over his mouth, gravity intensifying immensely.

 Bas hisses and sits, allowing themself to die

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With a loud boom, a small star explodes into a supernova above the war, as Tiku falls down, with that little human on their shoulder. Tiku's eyes glint from white too blue for the left, and orange for the right. just before Tiku hits the ground, they float up "What. the. f##k!?..."

 *Init: 2*

*Y'know, I don't actually like playing Szerucharz as a bad guy all that much. His insane power isn't actually what makes him fun. There's a reason he's so passive most of the time. Cruel but not presently dangerous unless he deems it necassary. He's not Satoru Gojo, and he's not intended to be.*

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 *Sure!*

 *well, than they can still hide their body parts... oh yeah and also I did plan a secret thing that they did yesterday*

 *I'm not sure if you noticed, but Szerucharz's realm isn't exactly escapeable. It's the end point for Wills, and pretty much only exists so people can keep playing with characters and potentially bring them back so long as the Butcher allows it. He's basically a big G God down here.*

 *I see... Bas can still be annoying with AK-47s if Bas feels like it*

 *as It turns out, Bas cannot*

*Updating

Fourth round starts. It is Caiatl and Hellfire’s turn. Basaal and Cog are up afterwards.

• Caiatl - Int 22 (55,000 pp used)
• Hellfire - Int 22 (125,000 pp used)
• Basaal - Int 20 (5,000 pp used)
• Zath'Taron - Int 19 (162,000 pp used) Dead
• Cogintuis - Int 18 (50,000 pp used)
• Okhmus - Int 18 (100,000 pp used)
• Frenzy - Int 15 (400,000 pp used)
• Stormlord - Int 14 (200,000 pp used)
• Glob - Int 14 
• Marie - Int 10 
• Voidras - Int 9 (3,400 pp used)
• Savathún - Int 7 (15,000 pp used)
• Tiku -Int 7 
• Nameless King - Int 3 (197,000 pp used)
• Basilisk - Int 2 (7,000 pp used) Dead
• Tempor’s Mech - Int 1 (300,000 pp used)

Team Frenzy damage taken - 140,394

Team Nameless King damage taken - 50,472*

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*Y'know, I don't actually like playing Szerucharz as a bad guy all that much. His insane power isn't actually what makes him fun. There's a reason he's so passive most of the time. Cruel but not presently dangerous unless he deems it necassary. He's not Satoru Gojo, and he's not intended to be.*

 *I get that. I have no complaints with what went down, Xezithic was actively trying to get a rise out of Szeurcharz so I was ready and even inviting the killing.*

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*Y'know, I don't actually like playing Szerucharz as a bad guy all that much. His insane power isn't actually what makes him fun. There's a reason he's so passive most of the time. Cruel but not presently dangerous unless he deems it necassary. He's not Satoru Gojo, and he's not intended to be.*

 *I get that. I have no complaints with what went down, Xezithic was actively trying to get a rise out of Szeurcharz so I was ready and even inviting the killing.*

 *The man is a killer, but he's nothing if not consistent.*

*But that's not what I'm getting at. He's just not fun in combat. He's better for Slice of Life stuff, or as close as it can be on this thread.*