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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Orchid is back at the Amber Marsh for a while, having found the inspiration to create something new and terrifying.

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

 “If you want to waste all your time here, I suppose I won’t stop you.”

 “Impale them? No, tear them apart!” She says, cackling wildly.

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

 She smiles wide, looking to all around them “Isn’t it great? The war so bloody, even some wills died. It was awesome!” She says, clapping her hands and giggling like a child would.

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

 “If you want to waste all your time here, I suppose I won’t stop you.”

 “Impale them? No, tear them apart!” She says, cackling wildly.

 "Not waste all my time- I teleported to the battle at the one point!" Tiku summons a few small stars to fiddle around with

"Don't just kill innocents..." Asper sighs 

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

 She smiles wide, looking to all around them “Isn’t it great? The war so bloody, even some wills died. It was awesome!” She says, clapping her hands and giggling like a child would.

 She seems absolutely mortified and a little bit disgusted, but quickly pushes the feeling aside. "I wouldn't call war 'great'- especially not one so destructive. You say even Wills perished? Which ones?"

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

 “If you want to waste all your time here, I suppose I won’t stop you.”

 “Impale them? No, tear them apart!” She says, cackling wildly.

 "Not waste all my time- I teleported to the battle at the one point!" Tiku summons a few small stars to fiddle around with

"Don't just kill innocents..." Asper sighs 

 “And yet you’re sitting here, doing… nothing at all.” She says, actually having a point in that aspect “How about you do something with your god powers?”

 “Nope, if I’m killing someone, it doesn’t matter to me if they’re innocent or not.”

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

 She smiles wide, looking to all around them “Isn’t it great? The war so bloody, even some wills died. It was awesome!” She says, clapping her hands and giggling like a child would.

 She seems absolutely mortified and a little bit disgusted, but quickly pushes the feeling aside. "I wouldn't call war 'great'- especially not one so destructive. You say even Wills perished? Which ones?"

 “It doesn’t matter, it was just was fun to watch them die right? So many dead, so much pain, it’s great to see, brightens my day you know?” She says, smiling with a killer’s smile.

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

 She smiles wide, looking to all around them “Isn’t it great? The war so bloody, even some wills died. It was awesome!” She says, clapping her hands and giggling like a child would.

 She seems absolutely mortified and a little bit disgusted, but quickly pushes the feeling aside. "I wouldn't call war 'great'- especially not one so destructive. You say even Wills perished? Which ones?"

 “It doesn’t matter, it was just was fun to watch them die right? So many dead, so much pain, it’s great to see, brightens my day you know?” She says, smiling with a killer’s smile.

Eris is silent for a while, looking out at the desolation. "...If there is anything to be celebrated about this, it's that they get to remain dead. Rest is a luxury in a realm with so many horrific ways one can be reanimated."

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

 “If you want to waste all your time here, I suppose I won’t stop you.”

 “Impale them? No, tear them apart!” She says, cackling wildly.

 "Not waste all my time- I teleported to the battle at the one point!" Tiku summons a few small stars to fiddle around with

"Don't just kill innocents..." Asper sighs 

 “And yet you’re sitting here, doing… nothing at all.” She says, actually having a point in that aspect “How about you do something with your god powers?”

 “Nope, if I’m killing someone, it doesn’t matter to me if they’re innocent or not.”

 "Like what, start another war? I'm helping out my people, whist making things; there is not much more to do..." Tiku stretches

"You... are insane... howabout don't fight for no reason? one you against a whole cult!" Asper shakes her head

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*Good afternoon, everyone!*

Eris has, upon hearing the news that some Wills had engaged in a war, has decided to leave her workshop for a while and travel to where the battle took place to see for herself.

 Tiffany is at the battlefield, reveling in the chaos that was the war, the death and the suffering, looking entirely innocent while doing it too. She is sitting on a chair in the middle of the burning remains.

*Sorry for the delay*

Eris walks over to Tiffany, her arrival heralded by the tap-tap-tapping of several long, spindly metallic legs against scorched stones and charred armor pieces. "What caused all this to happen?" She asks, seeming somewhat disturbed by her surroundings.

 She smiles wide, looking to all around them “Isn’t it great? The war so bloody, even some wills died. It was awesome!” She says, clapping her hands and giggling like a child would.

 She seems absolutely mortified and a little bit disgusted, but quickly pushes the feeling aside. "I wouldn't call war 'great'- especially not one so destructive. You say even Wills perished? Which ones?"

 “It doesn’t matter, it was just was fun to watch them die right? So many dead, so much pain, it’s great to see, brightens my day you know?” She says, smiling with a killer’s smile.

Eris is silent for a while, looking out at the desolation. "...If there is anything to be celebrated about this, it's that they get to remain dead. Rest is a luxury in a realm with so many horrific ways one can be reanimated."

 “Ah, but it would be awesome to see them fight and die again, and cause the destruction all over again. It would be amazing. Maybe there is a way it can happen.” She picks up one of the suits of armor, it decaying in her hands.

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*Cut for Tarra.*

 “They do, and so should you, but that’s just my thought.” She says, crossing her legs.

 She turns to them “Absolutely nothing!” She says, sticking the chain axe into the tree, it beginning to fall down.

 "Y'know I'm still gonna wait" Tiku stands up

"So why ya wanna... impale... them?..." The young Starform just stares

 “If you want to waste all your time here, I suppose I won’t stop you.”

 “Impale them? No, tear them apart!” She says, cackling wildly.

 "Not waste all my time- I teleported to the battle at the one point!" Tiku summons a few small stars to fiddle around with

"Don't just kill innocents..." Asper sighs 

 “And yet you’re sitting here, doing… nothing at all.” She says, actually having a point in that aspect “How about you do something with your god powers?”

 “Nope, if I’m killing someone, it doesn’t matter to me if they’re innocent or not.”

 "Like what, start another war? I'm helping out my people, whist making things; there is not much more to do..." Tiku stretches

"You... are insane... howabout don't fight for no reason? one you against a whole cult!" Asper shakes her head

 “Explore the world, do interesting things, meet other wills, build your following. Maybe something like that?”

 “One will against an entire cult. I like those odds. Maybe I’ll start with you.” She says, looking up to them with a killer’s eyes.

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"I suggest you leave the dead where they are." She curtly says back, a tone of sadness in her voice. "They deserve that much, at least."

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"I suggest you leave the dead where they are." She curtly says back, a tone of sadness in her voice. "They deserve that much, at least."

 “The dead don’t deserve anything, they were too weak to live, so maybe they will be strong enough next time.” She says, kicking one of the corpses.

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"I... I don't think I should..." 

Asper just starts laughing "Oh... oh... you're serious... hahha- kill me and Tiku will never forgive you. you will be chased down and killed, and who knows? They might get someone to join them in their hunt..." 

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"I suggest you leave the dead where they are." She curtly says back, a tone of sadness in her voice. "They deserve that much, at least."

 “The dead don’t deserve anything, they were too weak to live, so maybe they will be strong enough next time.” She says, kicking one of the corpses.

Eris doesn't say anything, her spindly metal hands curling into trembling fists for a moment, before she lets out a sad sigh and turning away from Tiffany, sitting on the barren ground in solemn silence.

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*Cut*

"I suggest you leave the dead where they are." She curtly says back, a tone of sadness in her voice. "They deserve that much, at least."

 “The dead don’t deserve anything, they were too weak to live, so maybe they will be strong enough next time.” She says, kicking one of the corpses.

Eris doesn't say anything, her spindly metal hands curling into trembling fists for a moment, before she lets out a sad sigh and turning away from Tiffany, sitting on the barren ground in solemn silence.

 “Oh did you not want me to do that?” She kicks the corpse again, and again, and again “Come on. Do something, it’s not like they are defending themselves. Please, stop me, I’m so so bored.”