"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
*Already hate that intro but it’ll do*
A pale, corpulent Great One lands next to him, moments ago flying on wings of flayed flesh. "How do you do?"
He tips his hat, “Hello, I’m mighty fine thanks. How about you?”
"Oh, I'm just looking for something to eat. Do you happen to have a use for the remains of a Greater Will? I'm sure I'll have enough to share."
Hm furrows his brow in thought, “I should have a spell somewhere that I could use it for. Yes, that would be good thanks.” He smiles.
"How wonderful! My friend Locust and I could potentially have some remains soon! Are there any parts in particular that you want?"
'Yes, not much flesh, just diseased skin and bones.'
"We'll find a different target."
'Hmm, who else? There is another, made out of darkness and pain and chains and blood and hate. But I don't think he would be to your taste. And besides, I'm too attached to him'
"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
Szerucharz leans close and whispers to Locust. "Please let us kill the red-eyed man. He's come back before. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much if we cut him up now!"
A tall figure with long black hair, flowing ornate red robes and two horns sprouting from their forehead is practising dark magic. It’s schmaganrog the dark sorcerer.
*Already hate that intro but it’ll do*
A pale, corpulent Great One lands next to him, moments ago flying on wings of flayed flesh. "How do you do?"
He tips his hat, “Hello, I’m mighty fine thanks. How about you?”
"Oh, I'm just looking for something to eat. Do you happen to have a use for the remains of a Greater Will? I'm sure I'll have enough to share."
Hm furrows his brow in thought, “I should have a spell somewhere that I could use it for. Yes, that would be good thanks.” He smiles.
"How wonderful! My friend Locust and I could potentially have some remains soon! Are there any parts in particular that you want?"
“Hmmmmmm, well I have always fancied the organs.” He opens a spell book and slides his finger down the page. “Ah ha! Here… hmmmmm. Would the heart and the liver be too much to ask for?”
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Hm furrows his brow in thought, “I should have a spell somewhere that I could use it for. Yes, that would be good thanks.” He smiles.
"How wonderful! My friend Locust and I could potentially have some remains soon! Are there any parts in particular that you want?"
“Hmmmmmm, well I have always fancied the organs.” He opens a spell book and slides his finger down the page. “Ah ha! Here… hmmmmm. Would the heart and the liver be too much to ask for?”
"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
Szerucharz leans close and whispers to Locust. "Please let us kill the red-eyed man. He's come back before. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much if we cut him up now!"
"I don't think he'd fit my taste, but I'm sort of pissed at him, let's do it." Locust puts its hand on its poisonous dark shortsword
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
Szerucharz leans close and whispers to Locust. "Please let us kill the red-eyed man. He's come back before. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much if we cut him up now!"
'I suppose not. I can always get myself a new body. Go ahead, fire away'
"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
Szerucharz leans close and whispers to Locust. "Please let us kill the red-eyed man. He's come back before. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much if we cut him up now!"
"I don't think he'd fit my taste, but I'm sort of pissed at him, let's do it." Locust puts its hand on its poisonous dark shortsword
*I just realized I didn't put the consequences for failure in the rules. Damn. My idea was that the winner in the fight just completely decides how the loser is defeated.*
"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
*it's actually very crunchy chunks of blood*
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
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'What flavour popcorn?'
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"You guys have corn to pop? I haven't been doing my job well enough then. Anyway, we will not go after this man, especially since if he lives among the rats in filth I doubt he has much flesh for my friend."
Your friendly trans bard!
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The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'Yes, not much flesh, just diseased skin and bones.'
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"How wonderful! My friend Locust and I could potentially have some remains soon! Are there any parts in particular that you want?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"We'll find a different target."
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"BLØÖD."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
'Hmm, who else? There is another, made out of darkness and pain and chains and blood and hate. But I don't think he would be to your taste. And besides, I'm too attached to him'
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Szerucharz leans close and whispers to Locust. "Please let us kill the red-eyed man. He's come back before. I'm sure he wouldn't mind too much if we cut him up now!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Hmmmmmm, well I have always fancied the organs.” He opens a spell book and slides his finger down the page. “Ah ha! Here… hmmmmm. Would the heart and the liver be too much to ask for?”
Won't be too active as I dont have time for dnd and the forums became weird
"Of course, of course you can have them!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I don't think he'd fit my taste, but I'm sort of pissed at him, let's do it." Locust puts its hand on its poisonous dark shortsword
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She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
'My favourite flavour'
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'I suppose not. I can always get myself a new body. Go ahead, fire away'
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"YES!!"
Szerucharz lunges at the red-eyed man.
Combat Value: 43
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
The red-eyed man does not resist, even leaning further into the blade, until he slumps there, dead
A new red-eyed man appears and walks up to them. 'Hmm. Fresh meat'
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*I just realized I didn't put the consequences for failure in the rules. Damn. My idea was that the winner in the fight just completely decides how the loser is defeated.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Aww, I didn't even get a hit on him."
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
*it's actually very crunchy chunks of blood*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."