“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
“So do you want to go talk to him at all?” Balatro gestures to the doors.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
*On the Bloody Barnacle, I made HeroForges for Normiah and Angler, my two characters on there. I now am continuing that with this thread, and made HeroForges for Cogintius and Faltros. Cog I made a while ago, so more inexperienced back then. Also, imagine there's runes on his outfit, I just couldn't find a way to do that on HeroForge. I actually made an old version of Faltros a while ago (never posted it), but I decided I didn't like it and redesigned it 5 seconds ago. Here they are!*
Cogintius:
*whats with the order mythos and spears?*
*I just thought it was cool for Cog when I made him, lol. Also some inspiration from Athena, Greek goddess of wisdom, who was often depicted with a spear.*
*yea, but sarahphym has one too*
*You'd have to ask Yvonne about that. But 2/5 members wielding spears isn't that much, tbh.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
*Oh (GP) Faltros is getting interpreted as a good guy CODE RED CODE RED*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
“So do you want to go talk to him at all?” Balatro gestures to the doors.
“Absolutely not, I don’t want to end up with a hole in my chest. I get enough death threats from Cogin. If you help me out though I’ll probably get less threats.” He steps to the door and opens them grandly.
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
*Oh (GP) Faltros is getting interpreted as a good guy CODE RED CODE RED*
*no, balatro is just evil too and interprets him as a very good evil person*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
*Oh (GP) Faltros is getting interpreted as a good guy CODE RED CODE RED*
*no, balatro is just evil too and interprets him as a very good evil person*
*Oh ok
HOW BAAAAAAAAD CAN I BE--*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
“So do you want to go talk to him at all?” Balatro gestures to the doors.
“Absolutely not, I don’t want to end up with a hole in my chest. I get enough death threats from Cogin. If you help me out though I’ll probably get less threats.” He steps to the door and opens them grandly.
“Don’t worry, dude, I’ll help you however you need.”
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
It stops at the fog cloud, the flames growing brighter until it’s almost blinding, an ethereal and obviously mad voice comes from the flame “Join the frenzy, be at peace. Become a herald of the flame.”
“Nah, that’s okay.” He twirls his marrote. “Ain’t right to have more than one trusted weapon. Betrayal, I call it.”
"Fair enough, I wouldn't have a second weapon either." He twirls the crescent moon revolver.
“Can your crossbow double as an axe though?” The blades shoot out of the sides of the marrote.
"Can your whip-axe kill someone without them ever seeing you?"
“Well… yes, it can. Any weapon can kill someone without them ever seeing, so long as they’re turned around.”
"Fair enough I suppose, if that isn't exactly what I meant."
“I could probably throw my ribs like darts or something if I sharpened and straightened them…” He ponders.
“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
“So do you want to go talk to him at all?” Balatro gestures to the doors.
“Absolutely not, I don’t want to end up with a hole in my chest. I get enough death threats from Cogin. If you help me out though I’ll probably get less threats.” He steps to the door and opens them grandly.
“Don’t worry, dude, I’ll help you however you need.”
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
It stops at the fog cloud, the flames growing brighter until it’s almost blinding, an ethereal and obviously mad voice comes from the flame “Join the frenzy, be at peace. Become a herald of the flame.”
“No! I don’t want to be an acolyte of any of you stupid [gp]ing gods!” She yells at it.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Btw, all the giants have Russian accents* he stays quite for a bit, before busting out laughing “You!? Tiny human, kill us!? AHAHAHAHAHA! TINY HUMAN, HILARIOUS!”
With one point of Yamamoto’s blade the giant turns to nothing but ash with a massive, concentrated explosion. Yamamoto sits back down and closes his eyes.
Sidore stares at him, mouth agape. She slowly walks backward and away.
“Goodbye mortal. Don’t get yourself killed out there.”
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
It stops at the fog cloud, the flames growing brighter until it’s almost blinding, an ethereal and obviously mad voice comes from the flame “Join the frenzy, be at peace. Become a herald of the flame.”
“No! I don’t want to be an acolyte of any of you stupid [gp]ing gods!” She yells at it.
“We will grant you perfect peace. We are not a stupid [gp]ing god. We will grant you unbridled power.” He echos.
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“Well if you think about it I could do that too, but I’m no copy cat. Do you think your boss would be kind enough to leave me alone once I give up the war?” Happy Chaos ponders slightly harder than Balatros.
Sidore quietly walks away, occasionally looking back at Yamamoto in slight fear.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The direction she heads in there is a man, but without a head, instead having a ball of golden flame and covered in burns that look like finger prints, he is far away but seems to see her.
“I’m pretty sure. He’s not so bad. He just wants to keep all the stuff he’s worked so hard to build up, deep down. Though he is kind of paranoid, I think he would leave you alone.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“That’s great, every good leader should be a bit paranoid. If they aren’t they know more than they should or are too crazy to care.”
“What is happening?!!” Sidore raises her shield again.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“So do you want to go talk to him at all?” Balatro gestures to the doors.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The creature says nothing, simply stalking closer, silent and most likely insane.
*You'd have to ask Yvonne about that. But 2/5 members wielding spears isn't that much, tbh.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Oh (GP) Faltros is getting interpreted as a good guy CODE RED CODE RED*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Absolutely not, I don’t want to end up with a hole in my chest. I get enough death threats from Cogin. If you help me out though I’ll probably get less threats.” He steps to the door and opens them grandly.
*no, balatro is just evil too and interprets him as a very good evil person*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Sidore casts fog cloud centered on her.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Oh ok
HOW BAAAAAAAAD CAN I BE--*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Don’t worry, dude, I’ll help you however you need.”
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
It stops at the fog cloud, the flames growing brighter until it’s almost blinding, an ethereal and obviously mad voice comes from the flame “Join the frenzy, be at peace. Become a herald of the flame.”
*Time for Gib to butt in.*
*I'm heading to bed, it's 11 for me rn. Was just getting on for a short bit. Sorry, but I'll be back on tomorrow.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“No! I don’t want to be an acolyte of any of you stupid [gp]ing gods!” She yells at it.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
“We will grant you perfect peace. We are not a stupid [gp]ing god. We will grant you unbridled power.” He echos.