“Took them? Why not ask for supplies instead, or trade for them?”
“The elementals. Always burning things. Ze humans also get quite intimidated by me.”
“I see, well maybe I could speak to these humans and see if a better arrangement can be made. I’d imagine the poor things would appreciate not being burned alive. Where are those elementals heading next?”
“I imagine they’ve already burned down a town or two in this time. Zay are quite fast. And they won’t enjoy you stopping them. Now, I must return to my work. The boys won’t be happy if they miss another shipment.”
“Well I wouldn’t want to keep you from your work my good man.” He says as a bowler hat materializes on his head and he lifts it up in a farewell gesture.
“Au revoir Monsieur!” He exclaims as he trots off towards where the elementals are.
After passing through several burnt towns (no survivors as always) he reaches a town currently being burnt down. Elementals rushing through buildings and people alike. Several horrified screams come from the buildings that aren’t already a collapsed pile of ash and rubble
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
Happy Chaos bursts into the throne room in a dramatic fashion, Balatro behind him.
He looks up. "Balatro, you captured one of our enemies? I am proud of you."
He gives him a wide grin "I came here of my own choice, and me and Balatro have hit it off. Anyway I know you have a spy in the city of order, I will not reveal them and will be leaving the city of order, never to return."
"Balatro? You peacefully conversed with the enemy? I am disappointed in you." He looks directly at Happy. "You are leaving the City?"
"Yes, I am. Like I said never to return, I'm sick of this war and the cowardice of Cogin."
"If you are sick of the war, why have you come to me?"
"To inform you, don't want to be enemies. I'd rather be friendly acquaintances at the least."
"...So you are a deserter."
"No. Cogin understands and we are at an agreement. I leave the city of order and am out of the war."
"Ah, yes. He sends you out of the city peacefully, and you decide to come to the Overworld and seek to be 'friends'. Quite trustworthy."
"I don't want to be your enemy, and I don't want to hear it from the 'king of the underworld'. I don't want to be enemies with anyone, which means peaceful terms."
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
It doesn’t take him long to realize the book is about himself, in excruciating detail it even seems to know what he was thinking during certain points of his existence. If he flips through, he would reach a point where the book seems to be actively writing.
”And as the great Cogintius’s mind spirals to find answers and solutions to his dilemma, deep in fetted thoughts and unstable emotions, he seems to not even look outward for aid in his mounted time of need. What of the members of the Mythos. Wise Clepsydris and chilling Sarahphym have grown silent for some time. Lady Savut of the Lushes Marshes continuing the difficult task of eradicating the vampires of the Valley of the Undying Reveler. The Child of Joyous Chaos ever snubbed despite his efforts to aid the mighty Overdeity of Order. Newer beings offering peace ignored amidst the growing paranoia of a traitor, so close yet ever elusive.
But now, how can a simple tome ask so many questions that plague the innermost workings of an overdeity such as he? Does he question such a thing? Does it rattle him, or spark curiosity, or simply more annoyance to add to his never ending list that consumes him so much that he has ignored everything around him slowly unraveling to chaos and despair. Will he see….? Does he wonder, like I do? Oh how curious indeed”
He stops his breakdown for a second. "What...?"
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Happy Chaos bursts into the throne room in a dramatic fashion, Balatro behind him.
He looks up. "Balatro, you captured one of our enemies? I am proud of you."
He gives him a wide grin "I came here of my own choice, and me and Balatro have hit it off. Anyway I know you have a spy in the city of order, I will not reveal them and will be leaving the city of order, never to return."
"Balatro? You peacefully conversed with the enemy? I am disappointed in you." He looks directly at Happy. "You are leaving the City?"
"Yes, I am. Like I said never to return, I'm sick of this war and the cowardice of Cogin."
"If you are sick of the war, why have you come to me?"
"To inform you, don't want to be enemies. I'd rather be friendly acquaintances at the least."
"...So you are a deserter."
"No. Cogin understands and we are at an agreement. I leave the city of order and am out of the war."
"Ah, yes. He sends you out of the city peacefully, and you decide to come to the Overworld and seek to be 'friends'. Quite trustworthy."
"I don't want to be your enemy, and I don't want to hear it from the 'king of the underworld'. I don't want to be enemies with anyone, which means peaceful terms."
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
"What kind of trustwothry person is called king of the underworld. I want to have a friendly conversation with you, no tricks, nothing relating to any information. Just a chat?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
It doesn’t take him long to realize the book is about himself, in excruciating detail it even seems to know what he was thinking during certain points of his existence. If he flips through, he would reach a point where the book seems to be actively writing.
”And as the great Cogintius’s mind spirals to find answers and solutions to his dilemma, deep in fetted thoughts and unstable emotions, he seems to not even look outward for aid in his mounted time of need. What of the members of the Mythos. Wise Clepsydris and chilling Sarahphym have grown silent for some time. Lady Savut of the Lushes Marshes continuing the difficult task of eradicating the vampires of the Valley of the Undying Reveler. The Child of Joyous Chaos ever snubbed despite his efforts to aid the mighty Overdeity of Order. Newer beings offering peace ignored amidst the growing paranoia of a traitor, so close yet ever elusive.
But now, how can a simple tome ask so many questions that plague the innermost workings of an overdeity such as he? Does he question such a thing? Does it rattle him, or spark curiosity, or simply more annoyance to add to his never ending list that consumes him so much that he has ignored everything around him slowly unraveling to chaos and despair. Will he see….? Does he wonder, like I do? Oh how curious indeed”
He stops his breakdown for a second. "What...?"
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
"...how much do you know?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Happy Chaos bursts into the throne room in a dramatic fashion, Balatro behind him.
He looks up. "Balatro, you captured one of our enemies? I am proud of you."
He gives him a wide grin "I came here of my own choice, and me and Balatro have hit it off. Anyway I know you have a spy in the city of order, I will not reveal them and will be leaving the city of order, never to return."
"Balatro? You peacefully conversed with the enemy? I am disappointed in you." He looks directly at Happy. "You are leaving the City?"
"Yes, I am. Like I said never to return, I'm sick of this war and the cowardice of Cogin."
"If you are sick of the war, why have you come to me?"
"To inform you, don't want to be enemies. I'd rather be friendly acquaintances at the least."
"...So you are a deserter."
"No. Cogin understands and we are at an agreement. I leave the city of order and am out of the war."
"Ah, yes. He sends you out of the city peacefully, and you decide to come to the Overworld and seek to be 'friends'. Quite trustworthy."
"I don't want to be your enemy, and I don't want to hear it from the 'king of the underworld'. I don't want to be enemies with anyone, which means peaceful terms."
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
"What kind of trustwothry person is called king of the underworld. I want to have a friendly conversation with you, no tricks, nothing relating to any information. Just a chat?"
"But you see, I am the one in control. I do not need to prove my trust to anyone. If one trusts me, that is their choice. I am not the one asking to be an acquaintance, with a quite suspicious reason and manner." His hand goes on his pommel. "I do not want to waste power on an insignificant being like you. If you leave this palace and do not do anything detrimental to my plans, that is the closest to 'friendliness' I will give by not attacking you, for now."
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
It doesn’t take him long to realize the book is about himself, in excruciating detail it even seems to know what he was thinking during certain points of his existence. If he flips through, he would reach a point where the book seems to be actively writing.
”And as the great Cogintius’s mind spirals to find answers and solutions to his dilemma, deep in fetted thoughts and unstable emotions, he seems to not even look outward for aid in his mounted time of need. What of the members of the Mythos. Wise Clepsydris and chilling Sarahphym have grown silent for some time. Lady Savut of the Lushes Marshes continuing the difficult task of eradicating the vampires of the Valley of the Undying Reveler. The Child of Joyous Chaos ever snubbed despite his efforts to aid the mighty Overdeity of Order. Newer beings offering peace ignored amidst the growing paranoia of a traitor, so close yet ever elusive.
But now, how can a simple tome ask so many questions that plague the innermost workings of an overdeity such as he? Does he question such a thing? Does it rattle him, or spark curiosity, or simply more annoyance to add to his never ending list that consumes him so much that he has ignored everything around him slowly unraveling to chaos and despair. Will he see….? Does he wonder, like I do? Oh how curious indeed”
He stops his breakdown for a second. "What...?"
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
"...how much do you know?"
The book would stop writing for a moment, before starting again, the font different.
”Quite a bit, Cogintius. Collecting all knowledge, both freely shared and jealously guarded. From simple truths to the darkest secrets. I am not all knowing, but few among us are of my level. Not to disparage you oh great Overdeity, your knowledge is vast and is a wondrous addition to my vast collection. But I am impartial to the types of information I will house within my grand library.”
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Happy Chaos bursts into the throne room in a dramatic fashion, Balatro behind him.
He looks up. "Balatro, you captured one of our enemies? I am proud of you."
He gives him a wide grin "I came here of my own choice, and me and Balatro have hit it off. Anyway I know you have a spy in the city of order, I will not reveal them and will be leaving the city of order, never to return."
"Balatro? You peacefully conversed with the enemy? I am disappointed in you." He looks directly at Happy. "You are leaving the City?"
"Yes, I am. Like I said never to return, I'm sick of this war and the cowardice of Cogin."
"If you are sick of the war, why have you come to me?"
"To inform you, don't want to be enemies. I'd rather be friendly acquaintances at the least."
"...So you are a deserter."
"No. Cogin understands and we are at an agreement. I leave the city of order and am out of the war."
"Ah, yes. He sends you out of the city peacefully, and you decide to come to the Overworld and seek to be 'friends'. Quite trustworthy."
"I don't want to be your enemy, and I don't want to hear it from the 'king of the underworld'. I don't want to be enemies with anyone, which means peaceful terms."
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
"What kind of trustwothry person is called king of the underworld. I want to have a friendly conversation with you, no tricks, nothing relating to any information. Just a chat?"
"But you see, I am the one in control. I do not need to prove my trust to anyone. If one trusts me, that is their choice. I am not the one asking to be an acquaintance, with a quite suspicious reason and manner." His hand goes on his pommel. "I do not want to waste power on an insignificant being like you. If you leave this palace and do not do anything detrimental to my plans, that is the closest to 'friendliness' I will give by not attacking you, for now."
"Oh, you must be fun at parties aren't you?" He puts his hand on his revolver "Because you're paranoid doesn't make me suspicious, can you blame me for trying to be friends with someone I don't want to fight?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
It doesn’t take him long to realize the book is about himself, in excruciating detail it even seems to know what he was thinking during certain points of his existence. If he flips through, he would reach a point where the book seems to be actively writing.
”And as the great Cogintius’s mind spirals to find answers and solutions to his dilemma, deep in fetted thoughts and unstable emotions, he seems to not even look outward for aid in his mounted time of need. What of the members of the Mythos. Wise Clepsydris and chilling Sarahphym have grown silent for some time. Lady Savut of the Lushes Marshes continuing the difficult task of eradicating the vampires of the Valley of the Undying Reveler. The Child of Joyous Chaos ever snubbed despite his efforts to aid the mighty Overdeity of Order. Newer beings offering peace ignored amidst the growing paranoia of a traitor, so close yet ever elusive.
But now, how can a simple tome ask so many questions that plague the innermost workings of an overdeity such as he? Does he question such a thing? Does it rattle him, or spark curiosity, or simply more annoyance to add to his never ending list that consumes him so much that he has ignored everything around him slowly unraveling to chaos and despair. Will he see….? Does he wonder, like I do? Oh how curious indeed”
He stops his breakdown for a second. "What...?"
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
"...how much do you know?"
The book would stop writing for a moment, before starting again, the font different.
”Quite a bit, Cogintius. Collecting all knowledge, both freely shared and jealously guarded. From simple truths to the darkest secrets. I am not all knowing, but few among us are of my level. Not to disparage you oh great Overdeity, your knowledge is vast and is a wondrous addition to my vast collection. But I am impartial to the types of information I will house within my grand library.”
"...do you know anything particular of the problems I face? The Hate Beneath the Earth, perhaps?"
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
“O-Oh dear, it seems that wasn’t helpful at all, why would you trick me like that brother?” Visk says feigning fear as another Visk suddenly materializes as if he was invisible.
“It wasn’t tricking you old chap, I thought they needed to let off some steam.” He says joyously while looking at the steaming elemental. “Besides, I’m sure he will “warm up” to you soon if you show him one of your signature magic tricks!”
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Happy Chaos bursts into the throne room in a dramatic fashion, Balatro behind him.
He looks up. "Balatro, you captured one of our enemies? I am proud of you."
He gives him a wide grin "I came here of my own choice, and me and Balatro have hit it off. Anyway I know you have a spy in the city of order, I will not reveal them and will be leaving the city of order, never to return."
"Balatro? You peacefully conversed with the enemy? I am disappointed in you." He looks directly at Happy. "You are leaving the City?"
"Yes, I am. Like I said never to return, I'm sick of this war and the cowardice of Cogin."
"If you are sick of the war, why have you come to me?"
"To inform you, don't want to be enemies. I'd rather be friendly acquaintances at the least."
"...So you are a deserter."
"No. Cogin understands and we are at an agreement. I leave the city of order and am out of the war."
"Ah, yes. He sends you out of the city peacefully, and you decide to come to the Overworld and seek to be 'friends'. Quite trustworthy."
"I don't want to be your enemy, and I don't want to hear it from the 'king of the underworld'. I don't want to be enemies with anyone, which means peaceful terms."
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
"What kind of trustwothry person is called king of the underworld. I want to have a friendly conversation with you, no tricks, nothing relating to any information. Just a chat?"
"But you see, I am the one in control. I do not need to prove my trust to anyone. If one trusts me, that is their choice. I am not the one asking to be an acquaintance, with a quite suspicious reason and manner." His hand goes on his pommel. "I do not want to waste power on an insignificant being like you. If you leave this palace and do not do anything detrimental to my plans, that is the closest to 'friendliness' I will give by not attacking you, for now."
"Oh, you must be fun at parties aren't you?" He puts his hand on his revolver "Because you're paranoid doesn't make me suspicious, can you blame me for trying to be friends with someone I don't want to fight?"
"If you do not wish to fight in the war, you are nothing to me. Why would I be friends with someone who provides nothing to me? And either way, your whole story sounds like you could be specifically sent by Cogintius to gather intelligence. Why would you go to the demon of fear, ruler of the wicked, one of the most evil deities in this world, to make 'friends'? Perhaps you are simply stupid. If that is the case, I will explain in terms your brain can understand." He brings out the flame sword. "If you want to live, then leave."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"If you do not wish to fight in the war, you are nothing to me. Why would I be friends with someone who provides nothing to me? And either way, your whole story sounds like you could be specifically sent by Cogintius to gather intelligence. Why would you go to the demon of fear, ruler of the wicked, one of the most evil deities in this world, to make 'friends'? Perhaps you are simply stupid. If that is the case, I will explain in terms your brain can understand." He brings out the flame sword. "If you want to live, then leave."
"I believe you have gotten somethings wrong about me. Firstly, I despise Cogin just as much as you do. Secondly..." He steps forward, towards his blade without fear, a mad grin on his face "I'm not afraid of you, or anyone anymore. If I am destined to die here I will. If you don't want to be friends, or even friendly simply say so, and I'll be gone and out to do the thing I planned to."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
"If you do not wish to fight in the war, you are nothing to me. Why would I be friends with someone who provides nothing to me? And either way, your whole story sounds like you could be specifically sent by Cogintius to gather intelligence. Why would you go to the demon of fear, ruler of the wicked, one of the most evil deities in this world, to make 'friends'? Perhaps you are simply stupid. If that is the case, I will explain in terms your brain can understand." He brings out the flame sword. "If you want to live, then leave."
"I believe you have gotten somethings wrong about me. Firstly, I despise Cogin just as much as you do. Secondly..." He steps forward, towards his blade without fear, a mad grin on his face "I'm not afraid of you, or anyone anymore. If I am destined to die here I will. If you don't want to be friends, or even friendly simply say so, and I'll be gone and out to do the thing I planned to."
"Did you not hear a word I just said? You really don't have a brain. I do not want to be 'friends' at all with you. Take your pathetic self and leave my domain, or die."
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"If you do not wish to fight in the war, you are nothing to me. Why would I be friends with someone who provides nothing to me? And either way, your whole story sounds like you could be specifically sent by Cogintius to gather intelligence. Why would you go to the demon of fear, ruler of the wicked, one of the most evil deities in this world, to make 'friends'? Perhaps you are simply stupid. If that is the case, I will explain in terms your brain can understand." He brings out the flame sword. "If you want to live, then leave."
"I believe you have gotten somethings wrong about me. Firstly, I despise Cogin just as much as you do. Secondly..." He steps forward, towards his blade without fear, a mad grin on his face "I'm not afraid of you, or anyone anymore. If I am destined to die here I will. If you don't want to be friends, or even friendly simply say so, and I'll be gone and out to do the thing I planned to."
"Did you not hear a word I just said? You really don't have a brain. I do not want to be 'friends' at all with you. Take your pathetic self and leave my domain, or die."
"Learn to say it without the threats. I already said I'm not afraid of you, you braindead fish." He looks at him, eyes arctic cold and his revolver beginning to glow the color of his power.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
It doesn’t take him long to realize the book is about himself, in excruciating detail it even seems to know what he was thinking during certain points of his existence. If he flips through, he would reach a point where the book seems to be actively writing.
”And as the great Cogintius’s mind spirals to find answers and solutions to his dilemma, deep in fetted thoughts and unstable emotions, he seems to not even look outward for aid in his mounted time of need. What of the members of the Mythos. Wise Clepsydris and chilling Sarahphym have grown silent for some time. Lady Savut of the Lushes Marshes continuing the difficult task of eradicating the vampires of the Valley of the Undying Reveler. The Child of Joyous Chaos ever snubbed despite his efforts to aid the mighty Overdeity of Order. Newer beings offering peace ignored amidst the growing paranoia of a traitor, so close yet ever elusive.
But now, how can a simple tome ask so many questions that plague the innermost workings of an overdeity such as he? Does he question such a thing? Does it rattle him, or spark curiosity, or simply more annoyance to add to his never ending list that consumes him so much that he has ignored everything around him slowly unraveling to chaos and despair. Will he see….? Does he wonder, like I do? Oh how curious indeed”
He stops his breakdown for a second. "What...?"
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
"...how much do you know?"
The book would stop writing for a moment, before starting again, the font different.
”Quite a bit, Cogintius. Collecting all knowledge, both freely shared and jealously guarded. From simple truths to the darkest secrets. I am not all knowing, but few among us are of my level. Not to disparage you oh great Overdeity, your knowledge is vast and is a wondrous addition to my vast collection. But I am impartial to the types of information I will house within my grand library.”
"...do you know anything particular of the problems I face? The Hate Beneath the Earth, perhaps?"
*I’ll have to see what Arc will let me know about The Hate Beneath the Earth, since I don’t want to overstep.*
“That is one of the more elusive entities. But that won’t remain so for long if my little collectors have anything to say about it.” It writes as a little white butterfly lands on the book.
”I know it craves the destruction of Order and Civilization, and you seem to be its first and possibly most important target. After all, if your City of Order falls to this threat, it is unlikely that no other bastion of civilization will survive the calamity it will bring. While I tend to remain impartial to the standard affair and conflicts of the world, choosing to observe and document…..the utter destruction of all life and order is something I can not abide by.
If I discover anything to help your cause on that front, it will be relayed to you with as much detail and perception that I can offer you.”
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
“O-Oh dear, it seems that wasn’t helpful at all, why would you trick me like that brother?” Visk says feigning fear as another Visk suddenly materializes as if he was invisible.
“It wasn’t tricking you old chap, I thought they needed to let off some steam.” He says joyously while looking at the steaming elemental. “Besides, I’m sure he will “warm up” to you soon if you show him one of your signature magic tricks!”
It growls, which sounds like the collapsing of a burning building
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
“O-Oh dear, it seems that wasn’t helpful at all, why would you trick me like that brother?” Visk says feigning fear as another Visk suddenly materializes as if he was invisible.
“It wasn’t tricking you old chap, I thought they needed to let off some steam.” He says joyously while looking at the steaming elemental. “Besides, I’m sure he will “warm up” to you soon if you show him one of your signature magic tricks!”
It growls, which sounds like the collapsing of a burning building
“Well I suppose I can always try. Put it there pal.” Visk says, and before the Elemental can react it grabs the closest thing to a hand it can and gives it a “Shocking Grasp”.
”Oh, well that was quite “shocking” wasn’t it, such an enlightening experience.” He says wiggling his non-existent eyebrows and the glowing flame man as he slinks back and away from the Elemental a bit.
“Now that I have your attention, can I interest you in a nice cup of joe? Careful, it will make you a might jittery.” He says as he takes a sip.
“Well now, this won’t do.” He says as he rushes over.
”Hello my good burning fellows, a moment of your time?”
They continue burning down the town
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
“O-Oh dear, it seems that wasn’t helpful at all, why would you trick me like that brother?” Visk says feigning fear as another Visk suddenly materializes as if he was invisible.
“It wasn’t tricking you old chap, I thought they needed to let off some steam.” He says joyously while looking at the steaming elemental. “Besides, I’m sure he will “warm up” to you soon if you show him one of your signature magic tricks!”
It growls, which sounds like the collapsing of a burning building
“Well I suppose I can always try. Put it there pal.” Visk says, and before the Elemental can react it grabs the closest thing to a hand it can and gives it a “Shocking Grasp”.
”Oh, well that was quite “shocking” wasn’t it, such an enlightening experience.” He says wiggling his non-existent eyebrows and the glowing flame man as he slinks back and away from the Elemental a bit.
“Now that I have your attention, can I interest you in a nice cup of joe? Careful, it will make you a might jittery.” He says as he takes a sip.
Next thing he knows, he’s surrounded by more elementals
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
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They continue burning down the town
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
"You said yourself, 'Friendly acquaintances'. Which indicates you want to have conversation with me, where I can potentially tell you information. And what does my title have to do with this conversation?"
*Wait I just realized I accidentally typed Overworld. More evidence to Smorgas being Minecraft*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“A moment of clarity, or utter bafflement that briefly breaks through the tumultuous thought of the great overdeity. But will it last. So much to do. The fire giants raiding and destroying countless lives to the north at the behest of the Lord of the Smoldering Furnace? Faltros’s growing alliance with other wills and a lack of adherence to his banishment, ever fueled greater by an ego inflated by a recent victory? A traitor unseen? The recent unearthing of a new threat, that whose hatred lies below….And other threats nearly forgotten but ever in the dark depths of the mind….strange cultists both familiar and new, and another overdeity….too quiet to be a good thing….
So much to worry about….and where to start….so many choices…..so many things disrupting the Order you have fought so hard to maintain.”
The book continues to write all this out.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"What kind of trustwothry person is called king of the underworld. I want to have a friendly conversation with you, no tricks, nothing relating to any information. Just a chat?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"...how much do you know?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“Well now, that is rude….maybe they just need to cool off” He says with a Cheshire Cat grin as a fake flower materializes, along with a squeeze ball. With one squeeze, a jet of water squirts out at slams into one of the fire elementals.
*I’m sure it will hurt but he isn’t trying to kill them, just get their attention so the Looney Toons shenanigans can begin*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"But you see, I am the one in control. I do not need to prove my trust to anyone. If one trusts me, that is their choice. I am not the one asking to be an acquaintance, with a quite suspicious reason and manner." His hand goes on his pommel. "I do not want to waste power on an insignificant being like you. If you leave this palace and do not do anything detrimental to my plans, that is the closest to 'friendliness' I will give by not attacking you, for now."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
It stops and turns. An annoyed look (or as annoyed a living ball of fire can look) on its infernal face. Then, in a flash, the elemental is in his face
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
The book would stop writing for a moment, before starting again, the font different.
”Quite a bit, Cogintius. Collecting all knowledge, both freely shared and jealously guarded. From simple truths to the darkest secrets. I am not all knowing, but few among us are of my level. Not to disparage you oh great Overdeity, your knowledge is vast and is a wondrous addition to my vast collection. But I am impartial to the types of information I will house within my grand library.”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"Oh, you must be fun at parties aren't you?" He puts his hand on his revolver "Because you're paranoid doesn't make me suspicious, can you blame me for trying to be friends with someone I don't want to fight?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"...do you know anything particular of the problems I face? The Hate Beneath the Earth, perhaps?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
“O-Oh dear, it seems that wasn’t helpful at all, why would you trick me like that brother?” Visk says feigning fear as another Visk suddenly materializes as if he was invisible.
“It wasn’t tricking you old chap, I thought they needed to let off some steam.” He says joyously while looking at the steaming elemental. “Besides, I’m sure he will “warm up” to you soon if you show him one of your signature magic tricks!”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
"If you do not wish to fight in the war, you are nothing to me. Why would I be friends with someone who provides nothing to me? And either way, your whole story sounds like you could be specifically sent by Cogintius to gather intelligence. Why would you go to the demon of fear, ruler of the wicked, one of the most evil deities in this world, to make 'friends'? Perhaps you are simply stupid. If that is the case, I will explain in terms your brain can understand." He brings out the flame sword. "If you want to live, then leave."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"I believe you have gotten somethings wrong about me. Firstly, I despise Cogin just as much as you do. Secondly..." He steps forward, towards his blade without fear, a mad grin on his face "I'm not afraid of you, or anyone anymore. If I am destined to die here I will. If you don't want to be friends, or even friendly simply say so, and I'll be gone and out to do the thing I planned to."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
"Did you not hear a word I just said? You really don't have a brain. I do not want to be 'friends' at all with you. Take your pathetic self and leave my domain, or die."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
"Learn to say it without the threats. I already said I'm not afraid of you, you braindead fish." He looks at him, eyes arctic cold and his revolver beginning to glow the color of his power.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*I’ll have to see what Arc will let me know about The Hate Beneath the Earth, since I don’t want to overstep.*
“That is one of the more elusive entities. But that won’t remain so for long if my little collectors have anything to say about it.” It writes as a little white butterfly lands on the book.
”I know it craves the destruction of Order and Civilization, and you seem to be its first and possibly most important target. After all, if your City of Order falls to this threat, it is unlikely that no other bastion of civilization will survive the calamity it will bring. While I tend to remain impartial to the standard affair and conflicts of the world, choosing to observe and document…..the utter destruction of all life and order is something I can not abide by.
If I discover anything to help your cause on that front, it will be relayed to you with as much detail and perception that I can offer you.”
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
It growls, which sounds like the collapsing of a burning building
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
“Well I suppose I can always try. Put it there pal.” Visk says, and before the Elemental can react it grabs the closest thing to a hand it can and gives it a “Shocking Grasp”.
”Oh, well that was quite “shocking” wasn’t it, such an enlightening experience.” He says wiggling his non-existent eyebrows and the glowing flame man as he slinks back and away from the Elemental a bit.
“Now that I have your attention, can I interest you in a nice cup of joe? Careful, it will make you a might jittery.” He says as he takes a sip.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
Next thing he knows, he’s surrounded by more elementals
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”