The Nameless King, is resting atop a mountain peak near to his home. He has grown to his full, monstrously towering size, a large storm having gathered above his head as he looks out to the world. Having donned his armor, he looks out to all the world around him has to offer, and decides he shouldn't expand beyond what he has. He could conquer most of the world if he wanted to, but he doesn't, he's going to protect his kingdom, and his people.
Ser stares to The Nameless King, afraid. He was not yet ready to ascend, yet now they are the leader of The Blood Serpent Cult
The colossus that is the Nameless King looks down at them, thunder and lightning crackling above them. He sees the fear in their eyes, and holds out his hand for them to climb into.
The large snake slowly slithers onto the hand, his eyes twitching "Hello"
His voice is soft despite his massive size as he raises them up "Hello... you look scared, my friend."
"I can't... be a will yet... Bas... how did... why?..." Every word is frantic, and the snake's body is getting covered in shadows, flowing away with the wind, yet still on the snake
"Take a deep breath, my friend. Anyone who is ready for divinity is a fool, your fear proves more than anything else." He says in a comforting tone "I was born a god, and I am still not yet ready."
The long serpent pauses "The cult. The cult members are not acting as they should. They may not be breaking rules, although they are bending them"
"Some will believe that you do not deserve to be leading them, and will not follow you no matter what. That is something you must accept, because that cannot be changed."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
zeon sees a bolt of lightning come from inside the arena and hit what looks like a private box, leaving only a smoking ruin
Zeon, seeing this, would sprint over to the arena to take a look.
in the cloudy arena, there are two other wills, a monster, currently eating a dead mortal in silver armor. whoever occupied the box that was hit is nowhere to be seen. then the armor starts to mealt
the armor of the dead mortal melts of them, and forms a gleaming silver statue. of Elaraj. a voice, deep and rich laughs from... somewhere. "DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO KILL ME?"
the silver statue splits open, revealing Elaraj, as good as new. there is lightning in his eyes and crackling around Greedmace. the samuseru stops its feast and runs to it's master, it's creator's side. Elaraj gestures with Greedmace, and lances of lightning reach up to the heavens and pull down... the soul of the Mortal. "For you, there will be punishment"
"I let you into MY house, you eat MY food, and drink MY wine, I GIVE you the PRIVLAGE of entertaining three of your GODS and THIS is what you do? there can only be punishment for this." elaraj thinks for a short while, then looks at the Samuseru and raises his scaly eyebrows ".....yes. yes I think that is fitting"
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Firstly, it would be nice is both of you didn't talk at the same time. So one of you shut up." He takes a moment to decide who before pointing at the Skeleton "You, quiet. We are going to settle this in a reasonable manner. Okay?" He says it as if he isn't asking, because he isn't.
“I’m going to…”
”Hello Mr. Slayer, i would say it’s a pleasure, but our circumstances are less than ideal. See, fires have been popping up in the Skeleton’s rainforest domain and he is blaming me. Me! I’m not even a fire domain will! Now as I was trying to say before, I’m sure we could make an agreement but Skeletons was being… difficult.”
"Flattery isn't going to help you here, in most dealings with me, it certainly would, but I don't have the patience to deal with two divine children disputing over something as simple as a forest. If you insult them again, you aren't allowed to speak. Now tell me, and answer honestly, are you starting the fires?"
“I am not choosing to harm the Skeleton, nor the ecosystem of it’s domain.”
"Hmm." He squints at them "I want you to answer what I asked differently, yes or no."
“I am not starting the fires. It is possible however, that the heat from my domain may be affecting the Skeleton’s.”
"Firstly, it would be nice is both of you didn't talk at the same time. So one of you shut up." He takes a moment to decide who before pointing at the Skeleton "You, quiet. We are going to settle this in a reasonable manner. Okay?" He says it as if he isn't asking, because he isn't.
“I’m going to…”
”Hello Mr. Slayer, i would say it’s a pleasure, but our circumstances are less than ideal. See, fires have been popping up in the Skeleton’s rainforest domain and he is blaming me. Me! I’m not even a fire domain will! Now as I was trying to say before, I’m sure we could make an agreement but Skeletons was being… difficult.”
"Flattery isn't going to help you here, in most dealings with me, it certainly would, but I don't have the patience to deal with two divine children disputing over something as simple as a forest. If you insult them again, you aren't allowed to speak. Now tell me, and answer honestly, are you starting the fires?"
“I am not choosing to harm the Skeleton, nor the ecosystem of it’s domain.”
"Hmm." He squints at them "I want you to answer what I asked differently, yes or no."
“I am not starting the fires. It is possible however, that the heat from my domain may be affecting the Skeleton’s.”
"Thank you. Then we have a simple solution, create wards that limit the heat coming into or out of one of your domains, allowing peace to exist."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
The Nameless King, is resting atop a mountain peak near to his home. He has grown to his full, monstrously towering size, a large storm having gathered above his head as he looks out to the world. Having donned his armor, he looks out to all the world around him has to offer, and decides he shouldn't expand beyond what he has. He could conquer most of the world if he wanted to, but he doesn't, he's going to protect his kingdom, and his people.
Ser stares to The Nameless King, afraid. He was not yet ready to ascend, yet now they are the leader of The Blood Serpent Cult
The colossus that is the Nameless King looks down at them, thunder and lightning crackling above them. He sees the fear in their eyes, and holds out his hand for them to climb into.
The large snake slowly slithers onto the hand, his eyes twitching "Hello"
His voice is soft despite his massive size as he raises them up "Hello... you look scared, my friend."
"I can't... be a will yet... Bas... how did... why?..." Every word is frantic, and the snake's body is getting covered in shadows, flowing away with the wind, yet still on the snake
"Take a deep breath, my friend. Anyone who is ready for divinity is a fool, your fear proves more than anything else." He says in a comforting tone "I was born a god, and I am still not yet ready."
The long serpent pauses "The cult. The cult members are not acting as they should. They may not be breaking rules, although they are bending them"
"Some will believe that you do not deserve to be leading them, and will not follow you no matter what. That is something you must accept, because that cannot be changed."
"Hmm. If I must accept it, I still might need to minimize it; they are making a many things more difficult to the other cultists of chaos, and I do not wish to exile anyone"
"Firstly, it would be nice is both of you didn't talk at the same time. So one of you shut up." He takes a moment to decide who before pointing at the Skeleton "You, quiet. We are going to settle this in a reasonable manner. Okay?" He says it as if he isn't asking, because he isn't.
“I’m going to…”
”Hello Mr. Slayer, i would say it’s a pleasure, but our circumstances are less than ideal. See, fires have been popping up in the Skeleton’s rainforest domain and he is blaming me. Me! I’m not even a fire domain will! Now as I was trying to say before, I’m sure we could make an agreement but Skeletons was being… difficult.”
"Flattery isn't going to help you here, in most dealings with me, it certainly would, but I don't have the patience to deal with two divine children disputing over something as simple as a forest. If you insult them again, you aren't allowed to speak. Now tell me, and answer honestly, are you starting the fires?"
“I am not choosing to harm the Skeleton, nor the ecosystem of it’s domain.”
"Hmm." He squints at them "I want you to answer what I asked differently, yes or no."
“I am not starting the fires. It is possible however, that the heat from my domain may be affecting the Skeleton’s.”
"Thank you. Then we have a simple solution, create wards that limit the heat coming into or out of one of your domains, allowing peace to exist."
“Great. Thank you.”
”how exactly do you suggest we approach this?”
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I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"Hmm. If I must accept it, I still might need to minimize it; they are making a many things more difficult to the other cultists of chaos, and I do not wish to exile anyone"
"Then make yourself seem on the same level, most trust a will when they are as human as anyone else. Most in my kingdom trust me because I am not high and mighty. A king of the people."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Hmm. If I must accept it, I still might need to minimize it; they are making a many things more difficult to the other cultists of chaos, and I do not wish to exile anyone"
"Then make yourself seem on the same level, most trust a will when they are as human as anyone else. Most in my kingdom trust me because I am not high and mighty. A king of the people."
"Okay" Ser replies, calmly, though very nonchalantly
"I'm not going to solve every problem you have. You're both gods, start acting like it instead of acting like children."
“This snake always tries to get the better end of any deal. I can probably threaten encourage him into a beneficial contract from here.”
"No." He says, adjusting the cuffs of his suit "Both of you are going to get an equal deal, neither of you are going to 'encourage' the other. Make me state this again, and I will come back with more than words."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Hmm. If I must accept it, I still might need to minimize it; they are making a many things more difficult to the other cultists of chaos, and I do not wish to exile anyone"
"Then make yourself seem on the same level, most trust a will when they are as human as anyone else. Most in my kingdom trust me because I am not high and mighty. A king of the people."
"Okay" Ser replies, calmly, though very nonchalantly
*GTG*
The Nameless King puts them back down next to him.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
zeon sees a bolt of lightning come from inside the arena and hit what looks like a private box, leaving only a smoking ruin
Zeon, seeing this, would sprint over to the arena to take a look.
in the cloudy arena, there are two other wills, a monster, currently eating a dead mortal in silver armor. whoever occupied the box that was hit is nowhere to be seen. then the armor starts to mealt
the armor of the dead mortal melts of them, and forms a gleaming silver statue. of Elaraj. a voice, deep and rich laughs from... somewhere. "DID YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TO KILL ME?"
the silver statue splits open, revealing Elaraj, as good as new. there is lightning in his eyes and crackling around Greedmace. the samuseru stops its feast and runs to it's master, it's creator's side. Elaraj gestures with Greedmace, and lances of lightning reach up to the heavens and pull down... the soul of the Mortal. "For you, there will be punishment"
"I let you into MY house, you eat MY food, and drink MY wine, I GIVE you the PRIVLAGE of entertaining three of your GODS and THIS is what you do? there can only be punishment for this." elaraj thinks for a short while, then looks at the Samuseru and raises his scaly eyebrows ".....yes. yes I think that is fitting"
Elaraj flexes his fingers and creates a body. a small furry mammal, not unlike a guinea pig or ferret. he concentrates more, and it clearly becomes a ten-legged ferret. "this will be your new body. the Samuseru's favorite food. every time you die, you will inhabit another one of these. this is your punishment." he shoves the soul into the body, and puts the ferret into a silver cage while the Samuseru paces in around. Elaraj coverts the arena back into a castle, larger and grander than ever before, and stets sail towards a will-less island to dump his new creations
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About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"I'm not going to solve every problem you have. You're both gods, start acting like it instead of acting like children."
“This snake always tries to get the better end of any deal. I can probably threaten encourage him into a beneficial contract from here.”
"No." He says, adjusting the cuffs of his suit "Both of you are going to get an equal deal, neither of you are going to 'encourage' the other. Make me state this again, and I will come back with more than words."
“All I want is for these fires to stop. If I let him write some contract, He’ll throw in an obscure loophole that allows him to escape the constraints of the deal.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
"I'm not going to solve every problem you have. You're both gods, start acting like it instead of acting like children."
“This snake always tries to get the better end of any deal. I can probably threaten encourage him into a beneficial contract from here.”
"No." He says, adjusting the cuffs of his suit "Both of you are going to get an equal deal, neither of you are going to 'encourage' the other. Make me state this again, and I will come back with more than words."
“All I want is for these fires to stop. If I let him write some contract, He’ll throw in an obscure loophole that allows him to escape the constraints of the deal.”
"Fine, how about we solve this here and now. If those fires appear in the forest again, you stop the fires themselves. If I learn that they caused them, I will personally come, and, well you can guess what happens next."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I'm not going to solve every problem you have. You're both gods, start acting like it instead of acting like children."
“This snake always tries to get the better end of any deal. I can probably threaten encourage him into a beneficial contract from here.”
"No." He says, adjusting the cuffs of his suit "Both of you are going to get an equal deal, neither of you are going to 'encourage' the other. Make me state this again, and I will come back with more than words."
“All I want is for these fires to stop. If I let him write some contract, He’ll throw in an obscure loophole that allows him to escape the constraints of the deal.”
"Fine, how about we solve this here and now. If those fires appear in the forest again, you stop the fires themselves. If I learn that they caused them, I will personally come, and, well you can guess what happens next."
“I agree to these terms.”
”As do I. I wish it didn’t have to end this way, but I know better than to keep pushing. There will be no fires caused by me, nor my domain in the Skeleton’s rainforest.”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
”As do I. I wish it didn’t have to end this way, but I know better than to keep pushing. There will be no fires caused by me, nor my domain in the Skeleton’s rainforest.”
"Good, I hope you both stay agreed to those terms. Of course, circumstances may change, if the jungle begins to expand into your own domain, that is another issue entirely. Though we will not deal with that now. Would either of you like some wine?"
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Eris is on top of the Mirth Manor as it ambles across the realm, the large structure now being visible from the City of Order, once again repairing the same broken coolant pipes connected to the Skynail, trying to think of yet another solution to keeping them from leaking that will probably not work again.
Orchid is reveling in the oncoming spring, her creations being a horrific blend of both life and pestilence and thriving regardless of whichever side prevails where. The Amber Marsh is in full bloom, thousands- if not millions- of little amber flowers dotting the landscape, attached to thorn bushes and carnivorous plants and all manner of animated flora.
Sarah is still in HC's laboratory, as they likely will be for a very long time, looking at the results of his experiments with keen interest.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elaraj is flying through the sky above some islands, looking for one to populate with his new monsters
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Sarah is still in HC's laboratory, as they likely will be for a very long time, looking at the results of his experiments with keen interest.
His experiments range from changing the souls of creatures to improve them, to making items of immense power, to making the perfect sandwich. He still hasn't figured out the last one yet, but he keeps notes on everything he has learned, experimenting on something in another room at the moment.
"Some will believe that you do not deserve to be leading them, and will not follow you no matter what. That is something you must accept, because that cannot be changed."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I let you into MY house, you eat MY food, and drink MY wine, I GIVE you the PRIVLAGE of entertaining three of your GODS and THIS is what you do? there can only be punishment for this." elaraj thinks for a short while, then looks at the Samuseru and raises his scaly eyebrows ".....yes. yes I think that is fitting"
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“I am not starting the fires. It is possible however, that the heat from my domain may be affecting the Skeleton’s.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Thank you. Then we have a simple solution, create wards that limit the heat coming into or out of one of your domains, allowing peace to exist."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hmm. If I must accept it, I still might need to minimize it; they are making a many things more difficult to the other cultists of chaos, and I do not wish to exile anyone"
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
“Great. Thank you.”
”how exactly do you suggest we approach this?”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"I'm not going to solve every problem you have. You're both gods, start acting like it instead of acting like children."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Then make yourself seem on the same level, most trust a will when they are as human as anyone else. Most in my kingdom trust me because I am not high and mighty. A king of the people."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“This snake always tries to get the better end of any deal. I can probably
threatenencourage him into a beneficial contract from here.”I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Okay" Ser replies, calmly, though very nonchalantly
*GTG*
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
"No." He says, adjusting the cuffs of his suit "Both of you are going to get an equal deal, neither of you are going to 'encourage' the other. Make me state this again, and I will come back with more than words."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The Nameless King puts them back down next to him.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Elaraj flexes his fingers and creates a body. a small furry mammal, not unlike a guinea pig or ferret. he concentrates more, and it clearly becomes a ten-legged ferret. "this will be your new body. the Samuseru's favorite food. every time you die, you will inhabit another one of these. this is your punishment." he shoves the soul into the body, and puts the ferret into a silver cage while the Samuseru paces in around. Elaraj coverts the arena back into a castle, larger and grander than ever before, and stets sail towards a will-less island to dump his new creations
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
“All I want is for these fires to stop. If I let him write some contract, He’ll throw in an obscure loophole that allows him to escape the constraints of the deal.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Fine, how about we solve this here and now. If those fires appear in the forest again, you stop the fires themselves. If I learn that they caused them, I will personally come, and, well you can guess what happens next."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
“I agree to these terms.”
”As do I. I wish it didn’t have to end this way, but I know better than to keep pushing. There will be no fires caused by me, nor my domain in the Skeleton’s rainforest.”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
"Good, I hope you both stay agreed to those terms. Of course, circumstances may change, if the jungle begins to expand into your own domain, that is another issue entirely. Though we will not deal with that now. Would either of you like some wine?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Eris is on top of the Mirth Manor as it ambles across the realm, the large structure now being visible from the City of Order, once again repairing the same broken coolant pipes connected to the Skynail, trying to think of yet another solution to keeping them from leaking that will probably not work again.
Orchid is reveling in the oncoming spring, her creations being a horrific blend of both life and pestilence and thriving regardless of whichever side prevails where. The Amber Marsh is in full bloom, thousands- if not millions- of little amber flowers dotting the landscape, attached to thorn bushes and carnivorous plants and all manner of animated flora.
Sarah is still in HC's laboratory, as they likely will be for a very long time, looking at the results of his experiments with keen interest.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elaraj is flying through the sky above some islands, looking for one to populate with his new monsters
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
His experiments range from changing the souls of creatures to improve them, to making items of immense power, to making the perfect sandwich. He still hasn't figured out the last one yet, but he keeps notes on everything he has learned, experimenting on something in another room at the moment.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)