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Crotalus staggers and the air seems to stagger with him. His knees shake and the air warps like the distant heat stricken horizon. The earth churns and cracks as tumbleweeds skitter across the surface, screaming in agony and misery as their maker suffers under the fiendish barrage. But he does not fall.
A twister tears itself into existence with every motion of his body and he gathers them up, a farmer with spinning wind for a harvest. They whirl into the shape of a howling lasso which cracks and cyclones over his head, above his lightning crack stained horns. The weather spun lariat whips at you with the speed of a stinging scorpion and a striking rattler and binds you as hard and as close as starvation.
"The desert don't quit. Not for nothing. Nothing at all can kill a land that's been killed before but it just got back up and walked again." He says in a twistedly calm voice as he yanks the lasso sending heat blisters into your back. He flies forward and digs his venom spurred boot heel into your gut.
"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
“Hmmm. 3 things. 1. You must accept me as your superior 2. You answer to me and me alone. 3, you help me become the most powerful being on this planet. Together, we shall rule this world.”
"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
“Hmmm. 3 things. 1. You must accept me as your superior 2. You answer to me and me alone. 3, you help me become the most powerful being on this planet. Together, we shall rule this world.”
He grabs his arm, placing it back on "We will have to talk about 1 and 2 later, but I suppose I can accept those. I am fine with 3, although I have no interest in ruling this world, but if you want to I'll help."
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*Calculated damage so far after 3 attacks from Faltros, 4 from Cortalus, and 2 from Balatro who joined in the second round.
Faltros & Balatro attacks - 17,064
Crotalus attacks - 18,169
It will be Faltros and Balatro next, and I believe the Frenzy, Happy Chaos, and The Fathomless have stated they have arrive at the Palace, with a few other wills still making their way.*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
“Hmmm. 3 things. 1. You must accept me as your superior 2. You answer to me and me alone. 3, you help me become the most powerful being on this planet. Together, we shall rule this world.”
He grabs his arm, placing it back on "We will have to talk about 1 and 2 later, but I suppose I can accept those. I am fine with 3, although I have no interest in ruling this world, but if you want to I'll help."
"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
“Hmmm. 3 things. 1. You must accept me as your superior 2. You answer to me and me alone. 3, you help me become the most powerful being on this planet. Together, we shall rule this world.”
He grabs his arm, placing it back on "We will have to talk about 1 and 2 later, but I suppose I can accept those. I am fine with 3, although I have no interest in ruling this world, but if you want to I'll help."
“So be it.”
He takes a deep breath and smiles "Now do you want me to go through that checkpoint?"
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*if Balatro gets the Crown, he’s definitely gonna start making some horrendous stuff. He’ll basically be the Joker if he was also Satan incarnate.*
*So he'd be the Joker, if he was the Joker? Because comic Joker is basically Satan. Happy Chaos would just become more crazy, doing things for the same reasons, just much worse.*
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*I just realized how similar Foréir and Doctor Doom are. Genius inventors, Master Magicians, Skilled martial combatants, Have a hyper fixation/obsession, Have a god complex, Both seem like mad, psychopathic dictators from an outside perspective, but when you really look and see, you realize that they are caring rulers, willing to do whatever necessary to protect their people.*
*I just realized how similar Foréir and Doctor Doom are. Genius inventors, Master Magicians, Skilled martial combatants, Have a hyper fixation/obsession, Have a god complex, Both seem like mad, psychopathic dictators from an outside perspective, but when you really look and see, you realize that they are caring rulers, willing to do whatever necessary to protect their people.*
*THINK ABOUT IT!*
*And they will both end up as the best part of a lot of bad Fantastic Four movies, as well as being played by RDJ.*
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*if Balatro gets the Crown, he’s definitely gonna start making some horrendous stuff. He’ll basically be the Joker if he was also Satan incarnate.*
*So he'd be the Joker, if he was the Joker? Because comic Joker is basically Satan. Happy Chaos would just become more crazy, doing things for the same reasons, just much worse.*
*I mean the Joker doesn’t have ALL the powers of Satan, he still can’t command famine and calamity with the power of the Lord to test Job*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*if Balatro gets the Crown, he’s definitely gonna start making some horrendous stuff. He’ll basically be the Joker if he was also Satan incarnate.*
*So he'd be the Joker, if he was the Joker? Because comic Joker is basically Satan. Happy Chaos would just become more crazy, doing things for the same reasons, just much worse.*
*I mean the Joker doesn’t have ALL the powers of Satan, he still can’t command famine and calamity with the power of the Lord to test Job*
*Fair enough, but if he knew Job he would still try, and you know it.*
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
*if Balatro gets the Crown, he’s definitely gonna start making some horrendous stuff. He’ll basically be the Joker if he was also Satan incarnate.*
*So he'd be the Joker, if he was the Joker? Because comic Joker is basically Satan. Happy Chaos would just become more crazy, doing things for the same reasons, just much worse.*
*I mean the Joker doesn’t have ALL the powers of Satan, he still can’t command famine and calamity with the power of the Lord to test Job*
*Fair enough, but if he knew Job he would still try, and you know it.*
*Definitely. Imagine the Jonkler in the ancient days. He would wreak havoc. Also, I’m naming Balatro’s marrote Schadenfreude*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I just realized how similar Foréir and Doctor Doom are. Genius inventors, Master Magicians, Skilled martial combatants, Have a hyper fixation/obsession, Have a god complex, Both seem like mad, psychopathic dictators from an outside perspective, but when you really look and see, you realize that they are caring rulers, willing to do whatever necessary to protect their people.*
*THINK ABOUT IT!*
*Yeah, I really like Foréir, he is a fun character*
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"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
*I just realized how similar Foréir and Doctor Doom are. Genius inventors, Master Magicians, Skilled martial combatants, Have a hyper fixation/obsession, Have a god complex, Both seem like mad, psychopathic dictators from an outside perspective, but when you really look and see, you realize that they are caring rulers, willing to do whatever necessary to protect their people.*
*THINK ABOUT IT!*
*Cog is actually also a lot like that as well. Besides being seen as mad, psychopathic dictators, maybe a few people see him like that but all the others see him as caring.*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Crotalus staggers and the air seems to stagger with him. His knees shake and the air warps like the distant heat stricken horizon. The earth churns and cracks as tumbleweeds skitter across the surface, screaming in agony and misery as their maker suffers under the fiendish barrage. But he does not fall.
A twister tears itself into existence with every motion of his body and he gathers them up, a farmer with spinning wind for a harvest. They whirl into the shape of a howling lasso which cracks and cyclones over his head, above his lightning crack stained horns. The weather spun lariat whips at you with the speed of a stinging scorpion and a striking rattler and binds you as hard and as close as starvation.
"The desert don't quit. Not for nothing. Nothing at all can kill a land that's been killed before but it just got back up and walked again." He says in a twistedly calm voice as he yanks the lasso sending heat blisters into your back. He flies forward and digs his venom spurred boot heel into your gut.
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"You have seen my strength and resolve first hand, and you wanted a reason for me to be in your lands. How about a mythos? Would that be fitting enough?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Aww, no death yet. Oh well.*
*It's only a matter of time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
“Hmmm. 3 things. 1. You must accept me as your superior 2. You answer to me and me alone. 3, you help me become the most powerful being on this planet. Together, we shall rule this world.”
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
He grabs his arm, placing it back on "We will have to talk about 1 and 2 later, but I suppose I can accept those. I am fine with 3, although I have no interest in ruling this world, but if you want to I'll help."
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Oh don't worry, Happy Chaos is likely to die soon enough.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Calculated damage so far after 3 attacks from Faltros, 4 from Cortalus, and 2 from Balatro who joined in the second round.
Faltros & Balatro attacks - 17,064
Crotalus attacks - 18,169
It will be Faltros and Balatro next, and I believe the Frenzy, Happy Chaos, and The Fathomless have stated they have arrive at the Palace, with a few other wills still making their way.*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
“So be it.”
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*if Balatro gets the Crown, he’s definitely gonna start making some horrendous stuff. He’ll basically be the Joker if he was also Satan incarnate.*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
He takes a deep breath and smiles "Now do you want me to go through that checkpoint?"
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*So he'd be the Joker, if he was the Joker? Because comic Joker is basically Satan. Happy Chaos would just become more crazy, doing things for the same reasons, just much worse.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Gosh the Palace free for all is going to get intense.*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*it prolly wont like okhmus*
hi
mourn the flumph. enter the galaxy, join the planetscape! yep. do you like ravenloft?
new thread coming eventually.
bye
*I just realized how similar Foréir and Doctor Doom are. Genius inventors, Master Magicians, Skilled martial combatants, Have a hyper fixation/obsession, Have a god complex, Both seem like mad, psychopathic dictators from an outside perspective, but when you really look and see, you realize that they are caring rulers, willing to do whatever necessary to protect their people.*
*THINK ABOUT IT!*
The only thing I know for certain is that I exist
*And they will both end up as the best part of a lot of bad Fantastic Four movies, as well as being played by RDJ.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*I mean the Joker doesn’t have ALL the powers of Satan, he still can’t command famine and calamity with the power of the Lord to test Job*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Fair enough, but if he knew Job he would still try, and you know it.*
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
*Definitely. Imagine the Jonkler in the ancient days. He would wreak havoc. Also, I’m naming Balatro’s marrote Schadenfreude*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Yeah, I really like Foréir, he is a fun character*
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
*Cog is actually also a lot like that as well. Besides being seen as mad, psychopathic dictators, maybe a few people see him like that but all the others see him as caring.*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig