Dave, mortal prophet of the Church of Normalcy is rallying his followers to wage war against all other religions. The power has gone to his head and his once peaceful church has turned into a dangerous cult.
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Dave, mortal prophet of the Church of Normalcy is rallying his followers to wage war against all other religions. The power has gone to his head and his once peaceful church has turned into a dangerous cult.
*Dave* "Brothers and Sisters, hail!"
*all* "Hail to the prophet of Normalcy!"
*Dave* "For far too long, we have sat and waited for those dissenters of other religions to follow our way, but the time for peace is done! It is time we strike against these sacrilegious faiths and bring all to the holy Way of Normalcy! Praise Normalcy!"
*all* "Praise Normalcy!"
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Dave, mortal prophet of the Church of Normalcy is rallying his followers to wage war against all other religions. The power has gone to his head and his once peaceful church has turned into a dangerous cult.
*Dave* "Brothers and Sisters, hail!"
*all* "Hail to the prophet of Normalcy!"
*Dave* "For far too long, we have sat and waited for those dissenters of other religions to follow our way, but the time for peace is done! It is time we strike against these sacrilegious faiths and bring all to the holy Way of Normalcy! Praise Normalcy!"
*all* "Praise Normalcy!"
Cogintius sees this uprising and walks over. "What is this? An uprising of some sort?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Dave, mortal prophet of the Church of Normalcy is rallying his followers to wage war against all other religions. The power has gone to his head and his once peaceful church has turned into a dangerous cult.
*Dave* "Brothers and Sisters, hail!"
*all* "Hail to the prophet of Normalcy!"
*Dave* "For far too long, we have sat and waited for those dissenters of other religions to follow our way, but the time for peace is done! It is time we strike against these sacrilegious faiths and bring all to the holy Way of Normalcy! Praise Normalcy!"
*all* "Praise Normalcy!"
Cogintius sees this uprising and walks over. "What is this? An uprising of some sort?"
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Why do you choose to war against the gods? We decided to let this little cult of yours peacefully exist, but if troubles rise we can defeat you rather easily."
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"Swarm, are you still drunk? We could need an alliance to defeat the cult. Just kidding, mortals are weak, but the more the merrier." He gets out his spear.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
"You know, Greater Wills can't effect each other directly that well. But we can effect mortals just fine." He snaps his fingers, and unless if Dave has become a greater will somehow he feels dumber and dumber.
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Dave reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small black case. He slowly opens it and a flood of light shoots out. After it fades, you can see a pair of spectacles, glowing with magical power resting on his nose.
His loyal followers stand behind him, tense, and ready for a fight.
*Dave* "CHARGE!!!"
They leap forward, brandishing all manner of strange weaponry.
Cut to the gods as there are just measly little mortals hitting their ankles with sticks
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Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius stops him before Dave goes out of existence. "Now, let's not utterly destroy him. How about creating something new, transforming him into a reminder of foolishness..." He muses.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Cogintius stops him before Dave goes out of existence. "Now, let's not utterly destroy him. How about creating something new, transforming him into a reminder of foolishness..." He muses.
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"T-tribute to the S-swarm, sir."
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Dave, mortal prophet of the Church of Normalcy is rallying his followers to wage war against all other religions. The power has gone to his head and his once peaceful church has turned into a dangerous cult.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
*Dave* "Brothers and Sisters, hail!"
*all* "Hail to the prophet of Normalcy!"
*Dave* "For far too long, we have sat and waited for those dissenters of other religions to follow our way, but the time for peace is done! It is time we strike against these sacrilegious faiths and bring all to the holy Way of Normalcy! Praise Normalcy!"
*all* "Praise Normalcy!"
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Thus began the fall of Dave...
Mere hours after his creation and he's already the villain. Wow.
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius sees this uprising and walks over. "What is this? An uprising of some sort?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Cogintius sees this uprising and walks over. "What is this? An uprising of some sort?"
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Clepsydris walks up, clearly ready for a fight.
PM me the word “Tomato”
"Why do you choose to war against the gods? We decided to let this little cult of yours peacefully exist, but if troubles rise we can defeat you rather easily."
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Swarm flies over, carrying their net.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
"Swarm, are you still drunk? We could need an alliance to defeat the cult. Just kidding, mortals are weak, but the more the merrier." He gets out his spear.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Dave puts on a suit of metal armor painted to look like a blue button up and khakis, and wields a massive sword-sized pen
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
"You know, Greater Wills can't effect each other directly that well. But we can effect mortals just fine." He snaps his fingers, and unless if Dave has become a greater will somehow he feels dumber and dumber.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The Swarm creates an army of 50 Flesh Golems to fight the mortals.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Dave reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small black case. He slowly opens it and a flood of light shoots out. After it fades, you can see a pair of spectacles, glowing with magical power resting on his nose.
His loyal followers stand behind him, tense, and ready for a fight.
*Dave* "CHARGE!!!"
They leap forward, brandishing all manner of strange weaponry.
Cut to the gods as there are just measly little mortals hitting their ankles with sticks
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Cogintius sighs. "Pathetic." He uses his power over knowledge to make Dave think the gods are getting brutally destroyed.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Clepsydris freezes all of the mortals in time, and reverses time for Dave until he pops out of existence.
PM me the word “Tomato”
Cogintius stops him before Dave goes out of existence. "Now, let's not utterly destroy him. How about creating something new, transforming him into a reminder of foolishness..." He muses.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The flesh golems are just bulldozing through the humans.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
What do you have in mind?
PM me the word “Tomato”